Private message i just received on the IMDb

Burrow_Ursidae

Isn't the internet great. It allows *beep* like yourself to say *beep* that would, in real life
get your head cracked open.

Hopefully you'll suffer the same fate *beep* *beep*

Please turn to the loaded gun in your drawer, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger,
blowing your brains out. You'll be doing the whole world a favor. *beep*

I would love to smash your face in until it no longer resembled anything human, *beep*


Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a
pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach
sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped
out of their sockets. *beep* bitch



I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut
your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd
cut your windpipe in two with a boxcutter.
Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you. *beep* bitch




I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you
begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head,
leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. *beep*


Shut the *beep* up f aggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut
to ribbons, and your throat slit.



You're dead if I ever meet you in real life, f ucker. I'll f ucking
kill you.

I would love to f ucking send your f ucking useless ass to the
hospital in intensive care, fighting for your worthless life.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzxGOFye7Hs&feature=related

I wish you a truly painful, bloody, gory, and agonizing death, *beep*



I'd gladly smash your head in with a nice baseball bat, until your cranium shatters, and your brains turn to pulp. Or better yet, I'd happily rip your stomach open with a chainsaw, and let your entrails fall out, and watch you die screaming in agony.

bluemachaveli

Did you slate the One Direction movie?

Burrow_Ursidae

bluemachaveli wrote: »

Did you slate the One Direction movie?

To be honest, no. in fact I didn't really slate anything.

He might have the wrong guy lol

SEPT 23 1989

That's the standard letter the Department of Social Protection are sending the under 25's encouraging them to emigrate

stmol32

Holleeee Shiiitt man.

If someone on boards sent a PM that bad they'd probably get a mod warning or something.

You know you're eventually going to have to link to the film you commented on.

tricky D

Send back a scorecard for spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Collie D

Thanks, I was wondering what to write on the boss' Xmas card

nc19

Pfft, 'mericans



/thread

DrumSteve

You should have directed him to the Youtube comments section.

Scuba_Scoper

Google one of the paragraphs and you will see that it is a bog standard spoof

/now thread

stmol32

I meant to ask, when it says *beep* instead of cursing was that censored by IMDb, Boards.ie or (I really hope it's this one) the nutter who pm'ed you.

I really hope it was him because then that would mean they're the sort of person who wishes someone to die in a myriad of horrible ways but isn't hard enough to curse, oh fiddlesticks.

Burrow_Ursidae

i love how the link he sent me was removed for "shocking and disturbing" content

Burrow_Ursidae

stmol32 wrote: »

I meant to ask, when it says *beep* instead of cursing was that censored by IMDb, Boards.ie or (I really hope it's this one) the nutter who pm'ed you.

I really hope it was him because then that would mean they're the sort of person who wishes someone to die in a myriad of horrible ways but isn't hard enough to curse, oh fiddlesticks.

They were imdb censored.

Burt Macklin

Burrow_Ursidae wrote: »

Isn't the internet great. It allows *beep* like yourself to say *beep* that would, in real life
get your head cracked open.

Hopefully you'll suffer the same fate *beep* *beep*

Please turn to the loaded gun in your drawer, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger,
blowing your brains out. You'll be doing the whole world a favor. *beep*

I would love to smash your face in until it no longer resembled anything human, *beep*


Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a
pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach
sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped
out of their sockets. *beep* bitch



I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut
your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd
cut your windpipe in two with a boxcutter.
Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you. *beep* bitch




I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you
begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head,
leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. *beep*


Shut the *beep* up f aggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut
to ribbons, and your throat slit.



You're dead if I ever meet you in real life, f ucker. I'll f ucking
kill you.

I would love to f ucking send your f ucking useless ass to the
hospital in intensive care, fighting for your worthless life.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzxGOFye7Hs&feature=related

I wish you a truly painful, bloody, gory, and agonizing death, *beep*



I'd gladly smash your head in with a nice baseball bat, until your cranium shatters, and your brains turn to pulp. Or better yet, I'd happily rip your stomach open with a chainsaw, and let your entrails fall out, and watch you die screaming in agony.

Jeez, He swears a lot doesn't he?

gramar

He sounds like he has a *beep* in his bonnet.

stmol32

Burrow_Ursidae wrote: »

They were imdb censored.

Aw nevermind, you just reminded me of something I nearly missed in this strange event.

What could possibly have been so bad on the youtube video?

Lapin

'Beep Beep..........................................Beep'





Maybe he just wants you to get out of his way.

RoboRat

probably a 12 year old spotty nerd who watches films he shouldn't or he likes Herbie goes bananas... beep beep