In the Noclight: hdowney

cyberwolf77

Welcome to the noclight this week our very own hdowney. Take it away Helen

Ted_YNWA

Evening hdowney.

What brought you to Boards.ie?
Why did you come to Noc-land?
Are you glad you did?
Whats your favourite colour?
Can you cry under water?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Why dont birds fall off trees when they sleep?
Why is it called building when it is already built?
When they say dog food is new & improved, who tastes it?
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?

Will be back for more later

Delirium

1. Why do they sterylize needles before lethal injections?
2. Whose cruel idea was it to have an s in the word lisp?
3. If Fed Ex and UPS combined...would they become Fed UP?
4.If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the Earth?
5.Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when it is really going on?
6.Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
7.Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
8.If you were to fart and burp at the same time, wouldn't a vaccum create in your stomach?
9.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
10.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white

hdowney

Weeeeel hello there

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Evening hdowney.

What brought you to Boards.ie? - honestly I have no recollection!
Why did you come to Noc-land? - again I genuinely can't remember!
Are you glad you did? - of course I am
Whats your favourite colour? - toss up between blue and purple
Can you cry under water? - I am sure you/I probably can
Do fish ever get thirsty? - you'd have to ask a fish!
Why dont birds fall off trees when they sleep? - anti-gravity?!?!
Why is it called building when it is already built? - cos a man came up with the name?!!!!!!
When they say dog food is new & improved, who tastes it? - dogs? I know some picky dogs
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? - tis a play on words!
Why does round pizza come in a square box? - cos everyone tried to fit the round peg in the square hole when they were kids!
Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? - cos glue only becomes sticky when it reaches the air, some chemical in the substance reacts with the air causing it to become sticky /nerd!

Will be back for more later

Thankya

hdowney

Howdy Kothington

koth wrote: »

1. Why do they sterylize needles before lethal injections? - cos they can't be seen to be inflicting unnecessary cruelty on the crims!!!
2. Whose cruel idea was it to have an s in the word lisp? - someone with a sick and twisted sense of humour!
3. If Fed Ex and UPS combined...would they become Fed UP? - or UpEx!
4.If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the Earth? - depends on the 'land' they own. I mean land could just be the grass and soil
5.Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when it is really going on? - but it is going off and on, in rapid sucession
6.Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? - enterprising young woman
7.Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? - are you SURE that's his real father?!!!!!!?
8.If you were to fart and burp at the same time, wouldn't a vaccum create in your stomach? - I dunno, try it and get back to me
9.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? - do they!?!
10.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white - you have obviously never bought fizzing bath bombs out of Lush. Purple bubbles ftw

Thankya

bring it on folks

Delirium

the ole reliables:P

11. How far east can you go before you're heading west?
12. Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
13. If we say, we are here to help others, what are the others here for?
14. How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
15. Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
16. If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
17. At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?
18. Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
19. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
20. When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
21. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

hdowney

Back so soon

koth wrote: »

the ole reliables:P

11. How far east can you go before you're heading west? - halfway!!
12. Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? - well now that depends on if it is a male cadaver or a female one now doesn't it!!!!
13. If we say, we are here to help others, what are the others here for? - to help us duh!!!
14. How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on? - quite simply if it is improved then it is a new version of something!
15. Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies? - one of the best things I have seen (I tried to find it again and couldn't ) was a gif on facebook of a dragon asking a tattoo artist for a tattoo of a tiny human!!!
16. If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? - it might die if the allergy was strong enought
17. At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass? - when woman told him to
18. Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? - yes. said same place still exists!
19. If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? - quite likely. And if there isn't, someone will make one, most likely a politician!
20. When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? - a rock could be harder!
21. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? - yes, they are picket signs!!!!!!

Thanks

bring it on lads

TommieBoy

How doo Miss Downey!

How you doing?
Favourite things about Christmas?
What is the best thing you've cooked so far?
Will you post us an Aunty Acid comic about your mood, please?

Thanks Merry Christmas to you!

hdowney

Well hello there my darlin

TommieBoy wrote: »

How doo Miss Downey!

How you doing? - dyin. I thought I'd got this flu out my system but I went out to the shops yesterday and came over alll faint again. And I have a bloody fever right now
Favourite things about Christmas? - Hmmm. Cold weather, snow, trees, sparkles, lights, baubles, presents, dinner, family (even though mine is a 2 person family and I forever got told I couldn't have a decent Christmas with only two people!), board games, Christmas movies etc. ALL OF IT
What is the best thing you've cooked so far? - oooooh now this is a questions. There's my Christmas dinners. Then there is various venison dishes, my spag bol and my carbonara
Will you post us an Aunty Acid comic about your mood, please? - An Aunty Acid. Ok then.



Thanks Merry Christmas to you!

Merry Christmas

C.K Dexter Haven

Hi HDowney:)

How much you spending on Christmas presides this year?

Christmas Eve, Day, Stephens Day or New Years- favourite day and why?

Who will you be having Christmas dinner with this year?

3 boardsies to celebrate Christmas with?

Best Christmas present you received?

Will you be driving home for Christmas?

Do you wish it could be Christmas every dayahey?:P

Is that quite enough Christmas related questions for one night?:D

Happy Christmas:)

Ted_YNWA

Have you ever been fishing?
Have you ever had your national flag painted on your face?
Do you have any strange body things?
What was the last social faux pas you made?
What makes you nostalgic?
Whats the scariest thing you've ever done?
What fairy tale character would you most associate with?
How much do you tend to swear in public?
What are your strengths?
What are your weaknesses?
What brand are your trainers?
If you ruled your own country, who would you get to writer your national anthem?
Who is the most intelligent person you know?
Whats the craziest thing you've ever done for someone?
How did you get your name?
Whats the best piece of advice anyone has ever given you?
If you had to describe yourself as a flavour, what would it be?
If you had to describe yourself as a car, what would it be?
If you had to describe yourself as an animal, what would it be?
Do you think laughing at someone elses misfortune is wrong?
If a loved one was to serenade you, what song would you most like them to sing?
Would you ever let your parents pick out a partner for you?

Lithium93_

Evening hdowney, just a couple of questions

1. Do you drink tea?
2. If so.... Which brand of tea bags are better, Lyons or Barry's
3. Last film/album/television show you watched
4. Who's your favourite poster in The Noc Forum & why
5. Favourite musician/band

liliq

Hi!

Favourite book?
Earliest memory?
Most recent purchase? Biggest ever purchase?
Any body mods, and what are they if yes?
If you were a Disney princess, which one would you be & why?
If you were a movie action hero, which one would you be and why?

Cheers

salacious crumb

Hola amiga.

What's your favourite ever invention?
What was the worst ever invention?
Have you ever invented anything?
Who's your favourite inventor?

salacious crumb

:pac:



What's your favourite song?
What music do you love?
What would be your death row last meal?
What's your favourite quisine?
What's your favourite sandwich?
Have you ever done anything remarkable?
Who would you like to be stuck on a desert island with, and why?
Which five Nocs would you like to have over for a dinner party?

salacious crumb

What's your favourite swear word?

hdowney

Hello there

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Hi HDowney:)

How much you spending on Christmas presides this year? - Sod all. I have no money

Christmas Eve, Day, Stephens Day or New Years- favourite day and why? - Christmas Eve. Anticipation is always better than the day itself

Who will you be having Christmas dinner with this year? - me mam, my two dogs and three cats

3 boardsies to celebrate Christmas with? - Cy for sure, PP and Koth I think

Best Christmas present you received? - Oh gawd... My ladybirds uniform!

Will you be driving home for Christmas? - Only in so far as I'll be driving home from the shop where I got the milk

Do you wish it could be Christmas every dayahey?:P - No not really. I usually love Christmas, but this year I am on a complete downer so...

Is that quite enough Christmas related questions for one night?:D - yes

Happy Christmas:)

Happy Christmas to you too

hdowney

Sup Ted

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Have you ever been fishing? - I have actually. I had my own fishing rod, line, hooks, weights etc and all when I was about 16
Have you ever had your national flag painted on your face? - I have indeed. In fact I have had BOTH my national flags painted on my face at different points
Do you have any strange body things? - I develop skin tags (ewwww) which I have to get removed every so often. I also have no big toenails (had to have them removed due to constant ingrowing)
What was the last social faux pas you made? - I don't know, but I am sure there were many
What makes you nostalgic? - Thinking about my childhood, so childhood songs, tv, movies etc
Whats the scariest thing you've ever done? - Caught a spider (LARGE) in a glass and put it outside
What fairy tale character would you most associate with? - I am sitting here thinking about that and I don't have a clue. I don't think I'd associate with any of them cos in fairytales they always have a happy ending
How much do you tend to swear in public? - Far to much!
What are your strengths? - I am a caring person. I can cook up a storm
What are your weaknesses? - Depression, Illness, Scardycatness
What brand are your trainers? - hah!!! Nike, Adidas, Reebok, Babycham, DC, Vans!!!!
If you ruled your own country, who would you get to writer your national anthem? - P!nk
Who is the most intelligent person you know? - My mam
Whats the craziest thing you've ever done for someone? - Booked a surprise holiday
How did you get your name? - Well now. My mam hates names that can be shortened, so she wanted to give me one that couldn't. I was to be Adam if I was a boy and Helen if I was a girl, and I was a girl so.....
Whats the best piece of advice anyone has ever given you? - If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people!!!
If you had to describe yourself as a flavour, what would it be? - Marmite
If you had to describe yourself as a car, what would it be? - Reliant Robin
If you had to describe yourself as an animal, what would it be? - Owl
Do you think laughing at someone elses misfortune is wrong? - Yes, but we all do it, we can't help ourselves
If a loved one was to serenade you, what song would you most like them to sing? - Harry Belafonte, Scarlet Ribbons. My mam sang that song to me every night at bedtime growin up
Would you ever let your parents pick out a partner for you? - Mebbe

Spank you

hdowney

Evenin

Lithium93_ wrote: »

Evening hdowney, just a couple of questions

1. Do you drink tea? - I do.
2. If so.... Which brand of tea bags are better, Lyons or Barry's - Neither!
3. Last film/album/television show you watched - The last thing I watched on telly was Tudor Monastery Farm on the beeb last night, the last album I listened to was Little Mix Salute and the last film I watched was Jumanji I think
4. Who's your favourite poster in The Noc Forum & why - Cy. He is just so fun
5. Favourite musician/band - P!nk

Cheers

hdowney

Hi o/

liliq wrote: »

Hi!

Favourite book? - ooooh Winnie the Pooh
Earliest memory? - Being pushed of a red train shaped climbing frame by my cousin. I was visiting family in England for another cousins wedding and I was at the top of the frame when he came along and told me it was HIS and pushed me off. I was 21/2
Most recent purchase? Biggest ever purchase? - Most recent purchase was wine!!!! Biggest ever either Car or Holiday
Any body mods, and what are they if yes? - Yup. I have my eyebrow pierced, my tragus, an ear piercing, two stretched lobes and my lip pierced. Then I have 8 tattoos
If you were a Disney princess, which one would you be & why? - Cinderella. Rags to riches story
If you were a movie action hero, which one would you be and why? - Batman. Too cool

Cheers

hdowney

Crumbly

salacious crumb wrote: »

Hola amiga.

What's your favourite ever invention? - Bed
What was the worst ever invention? - Tooooo many
Have you ever invented anything? - No, but I want to invent a nose cosy
Who's your favourite inventor? - Alexander Graham Bell or John Logie Baird

salacious crumb wrote: »

:pac:



What's your favourite song? - Harry Belefonte Scarlet Ribbons
What music do you love? - ALL the music
What would be your death row last meal? - My mams shepherds (cottage) pie and apple crumble with custard
What's your favourite quisine? - Italian
What's your favourite sandwich? - BLT
Have you ever done anything remarkable? - I don't think so
Who would you like to be stuck on a desert island with, and why? - No idea to be honest cos I get grouchy at times
Which five Nocs would you like to have over for a dinner party? - Lets see now. Cy, Koth, PP, Hersion (sp? also tis pix!) and Hugo

salacious crumb wrote: »

What's your favourite swear word? - boll*x or d*ckwad

Cheers Crumbly

Delirium

22. Kill, shag, marry: Magikarp, Pikachu, Squirtle
23. Would Monty Python still be funny if they had American accents?
24. Would you rather have to watch a hologram of your parents having sex or open-mouth kiss your own clone?
25. Which 6 comic book heroes would you take on a World of Warcraft raid?
26. What are the top three hottest, fictional illustrated characters?
27. Would you rather have a lightsaber or the Iron Man suit?
28. Can Superman be turned into a vampire or zombie?
29. If you could live in any fictional world, which would you choose?
30. Who would win in a fist fight, Han Solo or Captain Kirk?
31. Would you rather be a wizard or a Jedi?

:p

x Purple Pawprints x

^ Question 21 is a bit... odd...

Hi hdowney

Do you have a favourite comedian?
Have you ever been in hospital?
How many tattoos have you got?
What was the last concert you were at?
Can you sing?
What's your favourite item of clothing?
Do you have a favourite song?
Has a song ever made you cry? (I can answer yes for this question, more than once in fact.. )
What's your starsign?
What's your ringtone?
Can you knit?
Tell us a weird fact about yourself.

Thanks Helen

hdowney

Howdy

koth wrote: »

22. Kill, shag, marry: Magikarp, Pikachu, Squirtle - yea....no!!!
23. Would Monty Python still be funny if they had American accents? - no
24. Would you rather have to watch a hologram of your parents having sex or open-mouth kiss your own clone? - the second one. although i only have one parent so that wouldn't work!
25. Which 6 comic book heroes would you take on a World of Warcraft raid? - hmm lemme see.... hulk, spiderman, rogue, wolverine, storm and Thor.
26. What are the top three hottest, fictional illustrated characters? - really couldn't tell ya
27. Would you rather have a lightsaber or the Iron Man suit? - Iron Man suit
28. Can Superman be turned into a vampire or zombie? - possibly a vamp, not a zombie
29. If you could live in any fictional world, which would you choose? - Sunnydale, it'd be fun!
30. Who would win in a fist fight, Han Solo or Captain Kirk? - Kirk
31. Would you rather be a wizard or a Jedi? - Wizard

:p

hdowney

Hey hey

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

^ Question 21 is a bit... odd...

Hi hdowney

Do you have a favourite comedian? - Billy Connolly
Have you ever been in hospital? - yup too many times
How many tattoos have you got? - 8
What was the last concert you were at? - hmm. I think it was either the Saturdays or Girls Aloud. Can't remember which came when
Can you sing? - nope!
What's your favourite item of clothing? - huh I have never really thought about that tbh so I dunno
Do you have a favourite song? - Yup. Scarlet Ribbons by Harry Belafonte
Has a song ever made you cry? (I can answer yes for this question, more than once in fact.. ) - yep two songs have made me cry. The above song, because my mammy used to sing me to sleep with it every night and then I was watching the episode of The Royle Family where Nanna died and they played that when she died and everyone came to the hospital to see her. I was in tears. Then a song I CANNOT listen to or I cry is the PDiddy/Faith Evans I'll Be Missing you (the one they did for Biggy Smalls) cos that played on the radio THREE times the day I had to put my cat down, so now every time I hear it I burst into tears.
What's your starsign? - Cancer
What's your ringtone? - Different ringtones. For my mammy I have P!nk Here Comes The Weekend, for my best friend I have The Saturdays Gentlemen and my general ringtone is Rita Ora How We Do (Party)
Can you knit? - I can. If I go slow enough
Tell us a weird fact about yourself. - a weird fact about me. that ye don't already know. My baby toenail grows straight up in the air, I dunno why and it is super strong and a bítch to cut!!!!

Thanks Helen

Welcome

cyberwolf77

Thanks to you for putting up with us hdowney