'never hit a man with glasses'

Mr.McLovin

eh why? and what if he hits you first, do you ask him to remove his glasses and what if he wont? Is he then immune from assault? Must get me some spectacles :cool:

Ush1

Sometimes knocking an old person down a flight of stairs is the correct course of action.

Sunnyisland

Because of the glasses possibly breaking and damaging his eyes or the frame breaking his nose and personally I don't care if someone wears glasses if they hit me they will get hit back and harder. Do the crime then suffer the consequences.:)

Frank Black

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

eh why?

Because there's a chance it could be Superman in disguise, and then you'd be in a world of pain.

iDave

Cant hit women, cant hit people who are weaker than me, cant hit smaller people, cant him men with glasses....who can I hit?

anncoates

This is something I've often wondered about and I'm profoundly grateful that somebody has finally grasped the discursive bull by the horns vis a vis this dilemma, so you speak.

wil

if you hit someone with glasses is that making a spectacle of yourself?

cnocbui

iDave wrote: »

Cant hit women, cant hit people who are weaker than me, cant hit smaller people, cant him men with glasses....who can I hit?

Any male member of The Guards

Mexican drug lords

Chuck Norris

Vladamir Putin

Basically anyone who's reaction to being hit by you will result in the rest of us not having to worry about people like you.

Daqster

Sure you'd only spill his drinks.

danniemcq

You might cut your knuckles on the frames

Doyler92

Never hit a man with glasses, use your fist.

wil

Daqster wrote: »

Sure you'd only spill his drinks.

not if he's a real Irishman.

ian87

Just kick him instead. /thread

stevedublin

iDave wrote: »

Cant hit women, cant hit people who are weaker than me, cant hit smaller people, cant him men with glasses....who can I hit?

Large thuggish drug dealers

:P

smcgiff

Never hit a man with glasses?


Kick him in the balls instead, he'll thank you for it.

iDave

stevedublin wrote: »

Large thuggish drug dealers

:P

Bring it

you can add to the above list of cnocbuis overreaction

SEPT 23 1989

He might be Superman

Khannie

I knew a guy who hit someone with glasses and blinded him in that eye. It had happened when he was a child and he was in his forties at the time. He was very remorseful.

So yeah, I guess that's why.

Duggy747

What about if you hit someone across the face with their pair of glasses?

wreck it ralph ?

never hit a man with glasses

then ralph took the glasses off him and hit him with them lol

Rhyme

Punch him in the gut, he doubles over, glasses fall off, problem solved.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

I live my life by a principle of exclusively hitting only small men with glasses. :cool:

conor2469

Punch him in the mouth?

keithclancy

Never hit a man with Glasses as he may spill the beer.

That is not acceptable.

Mint Aero

I haven't heard that since I was 6 tbf OP. Never gotten into any bother with spectacle dweebs anyways cos ye know....they're dweebs like and they can't see properly :rolleyes: be hitting air so they would lulz

The Diabolical Monocle

Khannie wrote: »

I knew a guy who hit someone with glasses and blinded him in that eye. It had happened when he was a child and he was in his forties at the time. He was very remorseful.

So yeah, I guess that's why.

Thats very old for a child to be.

pebbles21

Has anyone ever seen a Traveller wear glasses ?. Cos I haven't

castletownman

Inform them you are the wallet inspector and rob their wallet instead

pebbles21

pebbles21 wrote: »

Has anyone ever seen a Traveller wear glasses ?. Cos I haven't

now that you mention it :eek:

Mr.McLovin

pebbles21 wrote: »

Has anyone ever seen a Traveller wear glasses ?. Cos I haven't

so we should hit travellers?

you go first...