Calling Cork, are you still with us?

Fratton Fred

Apparently there was an earthquake off the Cork coast last night.

I just wanted to check you are still with us and haven't slipped into the sea Atlantis style.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

because that would be terrible...

Balmed Out

Youre a bit on the late side. It was Wednesday morning.

http://www.southernstar.ie/News/Earthquake-off-West-Cork-coast-04122013.htm

sok2005

At the end of the day it's grand boy, no bother on us here!

Captain Farrell

hmm, a shortage of awful accents and high pitched voices would indicate that Cork has gone....

kooga

all ok here lad!

gobnaitolunacy

A couple of sea urchins got dislodged off their rocks far out at sea, we shall rebuild.

RikkFlair

The Peoples Republic has been formed.

biko

Cork people doesn't have the need to tell AH as soon as a couple leaves fall off some trees.

BillyMitchel

RikkFlair wrote: »

The Peoples Republic has been formed.

Woooooooooooooo

anncoates

The met office have released an apology.

They initially mistook the toxic cloud above Cork for a seismic event but it was just massive plumes of condensed self-righteousness.

.jacksparrow.

There's nothing more dangerous than a well educated cork man..

who the fug

.jacksparrow. wrote: »

There's nothing more dangerous than a well educated cork man..

Is there any other kind of Cork person

johnayo

Ffs, this is Cork we are talking about. It would take more than an earthquake to upset us.

Sir Humphrey Appleby

Fratton Fred wrote: »

I just wanted to check you are still with us and haven't slipped into the sea Atlantis style.

Atlantis sank, but everybody knows that Cork floats!:D

Karl Stein

A big wave from Cork.

Too soon am I?

Tsunami?




I'll leave now.

BeerFear

I'm from cork, best county in the world like, we are okay, mind your own business Dublin

razorblunt

It wasn't an earthquake, Roy Keane just got out of bed ... like.

aujopimur

So that's what it was, there was I thinking I was having one of those orgasms things that you hear about.

Oink

Balmed Out wrote: »

Youre a bit on the late side. It was Wednesday morning.

http://www.southernstar.ie/News/Earthquake-off-West-Cork-coast-04122013.htm

Yeah well maybe we just didn't have any need for Cork between Wednesday and this morning so we didn't think to check. It happens a lot around here.

WilyCoyote

johnayo wrote: »

Ffs, this is Cork we are talking about. It would take more than an earthquake to upset us.

I can remember a few Munster Football Finals .......... but I won't mention it. :P

Wattle

'Best earthquakes in Ireland boy'.

Femme_Fatale

aujopimur wrote: »

So that's what it was, there was I thinking I was having one of those orgasms things that you hear about.

You know the way Cork women sound high-pitched and loud as it is?

Now, imagine the sound of a Cork woman experiencing an intense orgasm...

:eek:

Nemeses

Hmm explains why the alarm clock fell of the locker on its own accord... a

who the fug

Nemeses wrote: »

Hmm explains why the alarm clock fell of the locker on its own accord... a

No that was the soup dragon

Duckworth_Luas

Just arrived in Cork. The scenes are heartbreaking. I don't know what it look like before the earthquake but it's now an absolute hell hole!

Aestivalis

I love this. Earthquakes happen off the west coast and Donegal - media stories and discussion.

Earthquake happens off the coast of Cork? Nobody really gives a shíte. :pac:

Duckworth_Luas

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Just arrived in Cork. The scenes are heartbreaking. I don't know what it look like before the earthquake but it's now an absolute hell hole!

I actually LOLd :pac:

FearDark

2.6 mag is hardly an earthquake. You would really really struggle to feel it. Barely even a tremor.

feargale

FearDark wrote: »

2.6 mag is hardly an earthquake. You would really really struggle to feel it. Barely even a tremor.

When Cork trembles the world quakes.