Decembeard.

Bipolar Joe

Right, so now Movember is over and we can stop being sexist, xenophobic bastards for growing a 'tache, let's be sexist, xenophobic bastards for growing a beard. Only instead of it being for charity, let's make it an After Hours competition. Just three categories, full beard, styled beard and new beard. We will need impartial judges (Who will not be allowed to compete). The three winners get some prize or other.

Who is in?

Me?

I hate the way it sticks out the side of my knickers.

.jacksparrow.

Women can grow good hair below in January.

Fanuary we can call it.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Yeah, why not?

I'm in!

ciano1

How about 'Muffember'?

Juniorhurler

ciano1 wrote: »

How about 'Muffember'?

Sicko. Putting embers in a girls muff.

Auldloon

Well I started a month or so ago?

WoollyRedHat

Yeah I started already, hope that's ok. It's beardley grown though,

Archeron

Can it be followed by hairy januarse?

Mint Sauce

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Right, so now Movember is over and we can stop being sexist, xenophobic bastards for growing a 'tache, let's be sexist, xenophobic bastards for growing a beard. Only instead of it being for charity, let's make it an After Hours competition. Just three categories, full beard, styled beard and new beard. We will need impartial judges (Who will not be allowed to compete). The three winners get some prize or other.

Who is in?

I'm already working on rejoining my side burns to my Mo. Did miss my beard at times last month.

Bipolar Joe

Well, here's the breakdown of each category.

New beard starts from tomorrow, freshly shaven. Entrants can grow it into any fashion they like, so long as it starts from nothing. Can be styled or full, anything.

Full includes 'tache. It can be preened, but must be full, meaning no goatees, so on.

Styled is goatees, friendly chops, donegal, yadda yadda.

There will be an honourable mention for the grizzliest beard.

The three winners will get a bottle of Wild Man beard conditioner of their choice (Original, Cove, Raven or Tundra).

EDIT: New Beard entrants must provide a photograph containing their newly shaven face and tomorrows newspaper or some other way to prove the date.

April O Neill II

.jacksparrow. wrote: »

Women can grow good hair below in January.

Fanuary we can call it.

That just seems like January and February have become one.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

I'm gonna grow out my lush eyebrows to create a nice snuggly unibrow for the Christmas...

and yes ladies, I am single. :cool:

Bipolar Joe

First things first, we need three judges. You gotta be able to judge the beard, not the person with the beard, and also if you know a contestant personally, you can't be a judge. As this will be done with photographs, it sort of holds you back a bit, because every camera is different and not all will give the best picture. So, that means you won't be counting colouring as a definable category.