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Someone tries to chomp off your bottom lip ? What would you do ?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/02/man-has-lip-reattached-after-woman-bites-it-off-during-oktoberfest-fight-4210353/

    Also:

    http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/woman-bites-off-australian-mans-lip-at-oktoberfest-in-germany/story-fnizu68q-1226773433439

    Looks like the guy was pushing her around the place in the beginning and eventually yer one clamps onto his bottom lip, biting it off and spitting it out on the floor.

    She was arrested for assault and the guy had to have reconstructive surgery (to re-attach it)

    The guy was obviously a knob, but what would you do in this case ?


    Drop my bottom lip and cry.

    literally


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Give a little whistle....

    Phhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuu


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'd probably yelp.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 755 ✭✭✭sea_monkey


    has anyone said give a little whistle yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭BMJD


    Give a little whistle....

    Phhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuu


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I think Mr. Incognito would give a little whistle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭HomelessMidge


    Seen some of the video of this, she was getting some nice punches on his head and he was just walking away from her. He wasn't being aaggressive from what I seen and handled it well. I would try not hit a girl, I'd rather try grab her and control her to stop her swinging at me before ever hitting her, but

    The second she bit onto the lip, that's when you knock the bitch out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,339 ✭✭✭Artful_Badger


    Swift punch to the ovaries.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Bringing liposuction to a whole new level.


    G'many


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    Her punches alone should have seen her arrested.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭pundy


    Knock her teeth out so she can't do it again.

    in fact - American History X style Kerbing would be called for here...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    The latest comment on that article is hilarious!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Shoot them in the foot!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,252 ✭✭✭FTA69


    Vicious. Two thumbs in the eyes straight away and push as hard as you can, even then it's nigh impossible to get someone off you when they clamp their jaws. While working the doors one night a young colleague of mine was bitten in the arm and your man managed to get a fairly big chunk out of his forearm. The blood was literally everywhere and they couldn't even stitch the wound up. I think they had to plug it in the hospital and he had a dressing on for weeks.

    He never went back on the doors as far as I'm aware.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭shrewd


    Yikes!..,that's gotta hurt.

    I have quick reflexes and can't tolerate pain so i would have punched in the stomach, punched her in her head or even strangle her. :eek:

    i tend to run from violence especially if it involves a woman, so this will hardly happen to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 311 ✭✭sensormatic


    i have to agree with my wife that was self defense. simple as


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    Certainly not self defense but I've no sympathy for the fella. He acted like a tosser.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Sounds like my first shift.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Bring back the death penalty/flogging/baying mob, obviously


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,252 ✭✭✭FTA69


    At the beginning it looked like he was trying to prevent her from getting stuck into his mate. There's no way you can come to a firm conclusion about what happened from that video. In that segment of the tape, she was the first one who initiated violence and then bit him in the face in an act of pretty extreme violence.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    pundy wrote: »
    Knock her teeth out so she can't do it again.

    in fact - American History X style Kerbing would be called for here...

    So your sentence for assault would be death?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    So your sentence for assault would be death?

    It's the AH way ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭pundy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    So your sentence for assault would be death?

    no, just lightly so it knocks out her teeth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    No girl has complained yet when I was nibling on their bottom lip.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    pundy wrote: »
    no, just lightly so it knocks out her teeth.

    Oh right. Carry on so. No harm done.
    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    No girl has complained yet when I was nibling on their bottom lip.

    If you nibbled hard enough to wake them up it'd be a different story.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭comewatmay


    As was alluded to earlier American history x teeth smashing off the curb would be just treatment for this absolute vermon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,788 ✭✭✭tritium


    What a scumbag. Incredible to read some of the metro comments too- lits of go girl crap. Wonder how many would see it that way if genders were reversed?

    Hopefully a nice stretch in a German prison awaits her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,597 ✭✭✭gctest50


    tritium wrote: »

    Hopefully a nice stretch in a German prison awaits her

    Why ? it looks like it was all over and finished with and he went over to stick a glass in her face ( about 20 seconds in )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,788 ✭✭✭tritium


    gctest50 wrote: »
    Why ? it looks like it was all over and finished with and he went over to stick a glass in her face ( about 20 seconds in )

    Why? Umm the serious disfiguring assault perhaps?

    Put it to you this way- two scenarios
    1) self defence - would this be considered a proportionate response? I'd suggest not in my opinion
    Or
    2) not self defence- then it becomes a simple case of gbh.

    Either way there's an issue

    Btw, there's no way in hell at the point she takes a chunk out of his lip that it can be called self defence. At that point he's been trying to get away from the little thugs punches! (It also doesn't seem a glass is actually involved at any point from the reports I've seen so far)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,208 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    tritium wrote: »
    Why? Umm the serious disfiguring assault perhaps?

    Put it to you this way- two scenarios
    1) self defence - would this be considered a proportionate response? I'd suggest not in my opinion
    Or
    2) not self defence- then it becomes a simple case of gbh.

    Either way there's an issue

    You mess with the bull ... you get the horns.

    Yess .... always wanted to use that one :pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Fcukin animal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,788 ✭✭✭tritium


    You mess with the bull ... you get the horns.

    Yess .... always wanted to use that one :pac::pac:

    Hmmm, I'm assuming you're just being witty and don't actually believe this random assault is justified...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    I blame the cannabis........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,597 ✭✭✭gctest50


    tritium wrote: »
    Hmmm, I'm assuming you're just being witty and don't actually believe this random assault is justified...

    He walked over and stuck a glass in her face - luckily enough it didn't break.

    Security/help could have been a long way away

    If she didn't do something about it - he would probably have tried again and again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,208 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    tritium wrote: »
    Hmmm, I'm assuming you're just being witty and don't actually believe this random assault is justified...

    as witty a piece of eve's flesh


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,788 ✭✭✭tritium


    gctest50 wrote: »
    He walked over and stuck a glass in her face - luckily enough it didn't break.

    Security/help could have been a long way away

    If she didn't do something about it - he would probably have tried again and again.

    Did you actually read my previous response to you or are you just going to sit there going "it was the bad mans fault" all day?

    I'll make it easy and summarise

    1. Not easy to be sure from the angle but you're the first person who's mentioned a glass. Generally people are saying he tried to put something in her mouth

    2. Regardless that possible threat was long gone at the point of the assault.

    3. She'd already repeatedly punched the victim, to which he'd kept his calm and not retaliated

    Much as you might like to paint this as self defence it wasn't, it was a cowardly act of thuggery by a drunk scumbag


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    comewatmay wrote: »
    As was alluded to earlier American history x teeth smashing off the curb would be just treatment for this absolute vermon

    Again with the calls for murder? Really?

    Am so relieved to see that films don't incite people to violence :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Not sure there's a whole lot I do do but I'd never let her give me a blow job, that for sure.


    Folks does he not shout at her, give me back my camera or that's my camera or something. If that's the case then she stole his camera and bit his lip off!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭Vincent Vega


    It doesn't look like a glass to me. Based on the size of it alone. Doesn't look big enough to be a mug.
    Did he try diffuse the situation with humour by trying to putting a bratwurst in her mouth?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,126 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Would have floored the cnut once she started throwing punches at me


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    'Laska!

    Seriously, do not mess with Texan women, but really do not fuck with Alaskan women.


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