From Pigs We Came!

Stinicker

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2515969/Humans-evolved-female-chimpanzee-mated-pig-Extraordinary-claim-American-geneticist.html

An American geneticist believes Chimpanzees and Pigs interbred to create Humans as we are known today. It would explain alot for some of the "Humans" I know.

stoneill

Some people are still procreating pigs.

Mint Aero

For pigs I came

Czarcasm

Please tell me OP you have an alternative source for this, one besides the daily mail?

BeerFear

If you ****e in a troff, a pig will eat it. Fact!

Karl Stein

Absolute and utter bollocks.

My name is URL

Not even a 'new' story.. don't know why the DM are only picking up on it now

It's bull**** anyway - http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2013/07/02/the-mfap-hypothesis-for-the-origins-of-homo-sapiens/

'MAFP = monkey fcuked a pig, btw' =p

hansfrei

I see some mafia boss in Italy once again became a pig. Beaten with bars and eaten alive by pigs. What a way to go.

Cee-Jay-Cee

My name is URL wrote: »

Not even a 'new' story.. don't know why the DM are only picking up on it now

It's bull**** anyway - http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2013/07/02/the-mfap-hypothesis-for-the-origins-of-homo-sapiens/

'MAFP = monkey fcuked a pig, btw' =p

Should it not be MFAP?

moxin

Police are pigs alright yeh?

WoollyRedHat

Animal farm.

C.K Dexter Haven

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Animal farm.

Down and out in Paris and London

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Jimmy White, saved my life
And if Jimmy white, saved your life
Or got you back with your ex-wife
Sing Jimmy White, Jimmy White, it's alright.

Jimmy White, Jimmy White, you know it's alright.

Rho b

I have know a few pigs over the years and they were a lot better than some of the fecking humans that I have come across.
As an aside "The Daily Mail"
The education system has really screwed up.

Well I'm a babe so sounds about right

CrazyRabbit

Personally, I hope its true. My only reason being that it would be hilarious considering the religious beliefs of some.

Gyalist

hansfrei wrote: »

I see some mafia boss in Italy once again became a pig. Beaten with bars and eaten alive by pigs. What a way to go.

"...pig thou art and unto pig shalt thou return".

Duggy747

This means I can have a fry up with human rashers?

Not that it hasn't stopped me before...

getzls

The Muslims are not going to be happy with this one.:D

April O Neill II

Stinicker wrote: »

It would explain alot for some of the "Humans" I know.

Insult to pigs, TBH. :pac:

RobbingBandit

Sooner or later we all wake up next to a monkey or a pig, the circle of life.

stefan idiot jones

My scouse mate reckons that the Welsh people only came about because a Cornishman fcuked a pig.

camel jockey

I thought pigs couldn't fly?

pablomakaveli

The daily mail has printed some retarded stuff over he years but this really takes the biscuit.

Capt'n Midnight

Pigs ruled the world millions of years ago.


Lystrosaurus was by far the most common terrestrial vertebrate of the Early Triassic, accounting for as many as 95% of the total individuals in some fossil beds. You'd be hard pressed to find that lack of diversity today outside of a factory farm.






But we didn't descend from them.

Capt'n Midnight

Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes, pigs have 19.

kylith

"Geneticist".

It'd be funny if it weren't such blatant bollocks.

D1stant

CJC999 wrote: »

Should it not be MFAP?

Mmmm FAP