There once was a man from East Venus

Princess Peach

His head was a nice shade of purple.

He ate a tomato

And half a potato

And that is the end of my limerick.

TeddyTedson

Ban her Sarky!! :mad::mad::mad:

Frito

Who expounded the correct use of 'genus'
"It's a taxonomical category
That sits below family
And to confuse it with species is most reprehensible."

Star Lord

I wanted to write a poem,
It took me a very long time,
I tried for hours and hours,
But couldn't get it to have a somewhat similar sound when read aloud.

C.K Dexter Haven

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Ban her Sarky!! :mad::mad::mad:

You leave her sarky out of this-ya hear?:mad::mad::(

C.K Dexter Haven

Obi wan!

mr lee

once i saw a little worm,
it was crawling on its belly,
then i got sick of it,
and squashed it with my welly.

C.K Dexter Haven

mr lee wrote: »

once i saw a little worm,
it was crawling on its belly,
then i got sick of it,
and squashed it with my welly.

And you're closing your account when?

mr lee

classy

Micky Dolenz

There was a man from east Venus
He had a head shaped like one of them yokes you use for opening wine bottles.
His feet smelled like urinals,
He didn't mind much being an alien and all.
He didn't have a nose.

C.K Dexter Haven

There once was a man from Delmonty, he said no, no, no.