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Is it a man's world anymore?

  • 26-11-2013 1:33am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,633 ✭✭✭


    1. From an early age the opposite sex will be instructed never to hit me but I may not be given the same instructions. However, should I strike males I can expect not to be hit back and any social penalties that occur from my actions will actually fall on the male.

    2. If I’m not smart, but pretty, I can marry and achieve the social and financial level of my husband without ever working.

    3. I can produce offspring. A status which grants me an “essential” status in our species that men can never have and which can never be taken away from me even in old age.

    4. Regardless of my mate value society has organized fertility clinics and social welfare programs that will allow me to have children and provide for them should I choose to reproduce without a mate or marriage.

    5. I not only have the more valuable and sought after sexual identity, but I also have complete control over my reproductive choice and in many ways over the reproductive choice of the opposite sex.

    6. At any time I can abandon my parental responsibilities with little or no social stigma and hand the child over to the state or abort the pregnancy. A male could never relieve himself of this burden unless I allow him to.

    7. I am granted all the rights of a democracy without any of the burdens of military service.

    8. At age 18 I lose the protective status of the child but retain the protective status of the female. Boys at age 18 lose the protected status of the child and become targets if they fail to gain status after that point.

    9. When I marry a man with status I can take his name and become whoever he has spent years becoming. I need not do anything special to be worthy of receiving the reputation he has built. However, if I wish to keep my own name I can do so. Should my husband feel the sting of this insult I can simply call him a sexist for it.

    10. People will help me more when I’m in need and I will receive no social penalty or stigma for it.

    11. When I’m on a date things will be paid for me.

    12. When I search for employment I can choose jobs which I think are fulfilling without concern of whether they provide a “family” wage.

    13. I can discriminate against the opposite sex ruthlessly without social penalty.

    14. If I marry and quit my job and enjoy a leisurely life with light housework and then later divorce I will be given half of the marital assets.

    15. If I commit a crime and am convicted I will get a sentencing “discount” because of my gender. If I am very pretty it will increase my discount.

    16. If I am a partner in crime with a man I will likely be charged with lesser crimes even though I committed the same crimes even if I was the ringleader.

    17. I have the option to be outraged if my husband asks me if my behavior is due to PMS and later on use PMS as a successful legal defense for murdering that same husband.

    18. At age 18 I will not be forced to register for Selective Service and will not be penalized for failing to do so.

    19. At a time of war I will never be drafted and ripped from my employment, home, and family and forced to become a military slave.

    20. My feelings are more important than men’s lives. Every precaution will be made to protect me from harassment at work. However, males will make up nearly %100 of workplace fatalities.

    21. My gender controls 80% of domestic spending. We get to spend our money if we have any and we get to spend men’s money.

    22. The majority of luxury apparel is designed, marketed to, and consumed by women.

    23. Seven times as much jewelry will be purchased by or for me than by or for men.

    24. I have a department of women’s health whereas men have no such department.

    25. My gender enjoys more government spending on health than males do.

    26. My gender consumes the lioness’ share of entitlement programs while men contribute the lion’s share of taxes.

    27. If I rape or molest a child I can expect lighter treatment in court and afterwards receive less social stigma. What’s more, should I become pregnant, I can sue my victim for child support when he finally turns 18.

    28. When I divorce my husband I will be guaranteed custody of my children unless I am deemed to be unfit. Even if my husband is “Parent of the Year” 10 years running it is unlikely he will get custody over me even if I am a mediocre parent.

    29. When I divorce I can use false accusations of domestic violence, sexual molestation of the children or abuse of the children to gain advantage during court proceedings. If I am found out to be a liar I can expect to get away with it.

    30. If a man calls me a slut it will probably hurt his reputation more than it hurts mine, but at any rate the damage will be small and localized. However, if I call him a child molester or claim that he raped me I can destroy him completely and the damage may be nationwide.

    31. If I fail at my career I can blame the male dominated society.

    32. I may have the luxury of staying home and being a housewife but if my sister’s husband does the same thing I’m likely to call him a deadbeat loser and tell her to leave him.

    33. If I “choose” to join the military; the best military occupations providing the most lucrative civilian training will be reserved for me. I will be kept away from the fighting as much as possible to the point that I will be thirty times less likely to be killed in a war zone than my male counterparts. I will be given equal pay for less risk. I will never have to consider the fact that by joining the military and getting a plumb assignment I automatically forced a male out of that position and into a combat role that may cost him his life.

    34. If a male soldier injures himself before a deployment he can be arrested and court marshaled for it. If I deliberately get pregnant before a deployment or even during a deployment I will be reassigned and or taken out of a war zone and I will receive no penalty for it.

    35. My gender watches more television in every hour of every day than any other group. This along with the fact that women control %80 of domestic spending means that most television shows and advertisement are designed to appeal to me.

    36. I can wear masculine clothing if it pleases me however men cannot wear feminine clothing without social penalty.

    37. Not only is there a wealth of clothing choices designed for me but it is likely that I will be able to afford or have them provided for me.

    38. I can claim that a wage gap exists and that it is the fault of sexism while simultaneously seeking employment without considering income as a priority. I will probably choose my job based on satisfaction, flexibility of hours, and working conditions and then expect to make as much as the males working nights, out in the rain and cold or working overtime.

    39. I can be bigoted or sexist against males without social penalty.

    40. If I make a false claim of rape against a male in an act of revenge or in order to cover up my own scandalous behavior I may well succeed at both and he may spend years in prison. If I am found out it is unlikely I will be charged, convicted, or serve any time at all.

    41. If I abuse my husband and physically assault him and the police arrive it is almost guaranteed he will go to jail.

    42. If I am in an abusive relationship there are a multitude of social organizations to help me get away from him. There are few for men in the same position even though women initiate the majority of DV and even though men are hospitalized %30 of the time.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭RDM_83 again


    Its all very amercian stuff though isn;t it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,429 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Try posting that list on Boards.SaudiArabia. You live in a nice corner of the world, OP.

    Then read this, and you'll see there's still a ways to go in the 'civilized' world too... http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/13/the-glass-ceiling-illustrated-in-one-meet-the-staff-web-page-4186032/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    You forgot gender quotas ya ditz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,633 ✭✭✭enfant terrible


    endacl wrote: »
    Try posting that list on Boards.SaudiArabia. You live in a nice corner of the world, OP.

    Then read this, and you'll see there's still a ways to go in the 'civilized' world too... http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/13/the-glass-ceiling-illustrated-in-one-meet-the-staff-web-page-4186032/

    Guys set up company and only hire women.

    Good example of gender bias in favor of women.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭ahnowbrowncow


    endacl wrote: »
    Try posting that list on Boards.SaudiArabia. You live in a nice corner of the world, OP.

    Then read this, and you'll see there's still a ways to go in the 'civilized' world too... http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/13/the-glass-ceiling-illustrated-in-one-meet-the-staff-web-page-4186032/

    That's terrible, 31 employees and 27 of them are female. And women complain about sexism in employment.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,390 ✭✭✭clairefontaine


    Is it that time of the month?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,633 ✭✭✭enfant terrible


    Is it that time of the month?

    Yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    43. When I'm on my period I expect my partner to man up and have sex with me when I'm horny. I won't, however, have sex with him when he's bleeding.............because that shìt is rank and he should see a doctor for that...............I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to do that...........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 401 ✭✭theblaqueguy


    Yes its still a mans world!
    Were the dicks and there the pussies
    Without us dicks fvcking the pussies there wouldn't be anymore babies and the human race will cease to exist
    So it will always be a mans world because the women need us the make the babies then they carry them around for 9 months


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    TL;DR


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    This is a man's world.















    But it wouldn't be nothing, NOTHING! Without a woman or a girl. :pac:


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,856 Mod ✭✭✭✭eeeee


    There is so much wrong with so many of those points in the OP I'm not even going to start. I'm too knackered. But absolutely dismayed you believe all of those things are true, as laid out there.

    The short, losses off answer is no, no it is not in anyway shape or form 'Not A Man's World' anymore. Gah I'm annoyed now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    I'm a female and have never encountered, abused or availed of any of the situations listed above.
    In Ireland, Women do not have control of their reproductive choice- the church does, there is no compulsive military service for anyone, Women can't escape social stigmas if they abandon parental responsibilities no more than a man can, there are huge penalties for lieing about rape or assault, they can't retire for a life of luxury and have a man keep them without the man being willing to (usually a woman or man gives up work because of financial circumstances), there is no such thing as "family salary", A man should never hit a woman and a woman should never hit a man - there are equal penalties for doing this in the eyes of the law.

    The one and only thing that happens and that I don't agree with is that men don't have equal parental rights but that will all, hopefully, be changing soon.


    Most of what you've written is a load of ****e to be honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 140 ✭✭Mar Mar Marmalade


    Ah sure we still have the ole pub down the road.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭seenitall


    gadetra wrote: »
    There is so much wrong with so many of those points in the OP I'm not even going to start. I'm too knackered. But absolutely dismayed you believe all of those things are true, as laid out there.

    The short, losses off answer is no, no it is not in anyway shape or form 'Not A Man's World' anymore. Gah I'm annoyed now!

    The thing is, the OP probably lifted the whole list from some women-hating website, and a non-Irish one at that. It is as stinky and full of holes as an over-ripe Emmentaler.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    This whatcha been reading, OP?

    https://mensresistance.wordpress.com/female-privilege-checklist/
    Thanatos,your humble blogmaster,is an average man in an increasingly insane world.
    Thanatos enjoys extreme sports, death metal, metalworking,classic horror movies and hard liquor. His interests are vast,but his hobbies are mainly limited to pointing out insanity and laughing at imbeciles.
    Strap yourself in and enjoy the ride.

    'Thanatos', eh? Manly, yet cultured. Sounds like he could be a big deal in World of Warcraft.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Closing this nonsense.


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