Shut the **** up.

FearDark

I've been waiting for this film for nearly six months, all the reviews say it's a cracker. In I walk approximately 10 minutes early to find my seat, I'm fairly picky it's gotta be in the middle for the best viewing position. The trailers roll and the movie starts, we get that explosive first 15 minutes of action and the whole set up for the movie and then in you walk with your smelly runners and your tracksuit tucked into your socks dragging your pig of a girlfriend in tow and you could sit anywhere but you choose to sit right behind me. Then the smell of your sock soup hits me, turning me off my popcorn. You ask your girlfiend whats going on in the movie... How the fuck would she know, she fucking walked in with you! "Awwh maaan this movie is faaairrrr stupid" you say, loud enough for everyone in the cinema to hear you, what do you want, for someone at the back to agree with you? You arse cretin. This is the cinema, not your sitting room, stop discussing what time you have to be home for the babysitter at, stop texting or at least put your phone on silent, I know your drink is gone because I heard you trying to suck the ice cubes up through the straw and then throw the empty cup on the ground after. The only peace I got is when you left 10 minutes before the movie ended because you "didn't understand" what was going on.

Die.

Vito Corleone

You're a very angry person.

Ihatecuddles

I hope you told them to shut the f*ck up within 2 minutes of them walking in.

Otherwise, I have no sympathy!!

FearDark

That's the last time I watch a Toy Story movie.

131spanner

Out of interest, was it Catching Fire..?

Rekop dog

Pig comment a tad harsh.

NuckingFacker

You need an embarassing, aggressive Dad to bring to the cinema with you. He would have turned round and told yer man to stfu or get a slap. My kids have one but they hate going to the cinema with him, cos he's "embarassing". It's hard to win really.

Lapin

FearDark wrote: »

I've been waiting for this film for nearly six months, all the reviews say it's a cracker. In I walk approximately 10 minutes early to find my seat, I'm fairly picky it's gotta be in the middle for the best viewing position. The trailers roll and the movie starts, we get that explosive first 15 minutes of action and the whole set up for the movie and then in you walk with your smelly runners and your tracksuit tucked into your socks dragging your pig of a girlfriend in tow and you could sit anywhere but you choose to sit right behind me. Then the smell of your sock soup hits me, turning me off my popcorn. You ask your girlfiend whats going on in the movie... How the fuck would she know, she fucking walked in with you! "Awwh maaan this movie is faaairrrr stupid" you say, loud enough for everyone in the cinema to hear you, what do you want, for someone at the back to agree with you? You arse cretin. This is the cinema, not your sitting room, stop discussing what time you have to be home for the babysitter at, stop texting or at least put your phone on silent, I know your drink is gone because I heard you trying to suck the ice cubes up through the straw and then throw the empty cup on the ground after. The only peace I got is when you left 10 minutes before the movie ended because you "didn't understand" what was going on.

Die.

Oblivious to the possibility that your popcorn munching is pissing everyone else off.

Call Me Jimmy

Quality rant FearDark.

Links234

Don't worry, they're going to the special hell.

dmc17

What happened at the end of the movie?? I had to go away early

mutley18

dmc17 wrote: »

What happened at the end of the movie?? I had to go away early

The credits rolled and the staff had to clean up after you and your pig of a girlfriend.

NegativeCreep

What did you see?

lertsnim

FearDark wrote: »

I've been waiting for this film for nearly six months, all the reviews say it's a cracker. In I walk approximately 10 minutes early to find my seat, I'm fairly picky it's gotta be in the middle for the best viewing position. The trailers roll and the movie starts, we get that explosive first 15 minutes of action and the whole set up for the movie and then in you walk with your smelly runners and your tracksuit tucked into your socks dragging your pig of a girlfriend in tow and you could sit anywhere but you choose to sit right behind me. Then the smell of your sock soup hits me, turning me off my popcorn. You ask your girlfiend whats going on in the movie... How the fuck would she know, she fucking walked in with you! "Awwh maaan this movie is faaairrrr stupid" you say, loud enough for everyone in the cinema to hear you, what do you want, for someone at the back to agree with you? You arse cretin. This is the cinema, not your sitting room, stop discussing what time you have to be home for the babysitter at, stop texting or at least put your phone on silent, I know your drink is gone because I heard you trying to suck the ice cubes up through the straw and then throw the empty cup on the ground after. The only peace I got is when you left 10 minutes before the movie ended because you "didn't understand" what was going on.

Die.

Daytime cinema for me to avoid this very situation. Only encounter it when the schools are on holidays. ****ers.

dmc17

mutley18 wrote: »

The credits rolled and the staff had to clean up after you and your pig of a girlfriend.

What are credits?

bad2dabone

Did you get the ride?

Call Me Jimmy

dmc17 wrote: »

What are credits?

Ye know the yokes at the end? Words goin' ta heaven an all dat

L.Jenkins

Ranting and Raving?

dmc17

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Ye know the yokes at the end? Words goin' ta heaven an all dat

I'm lost. I'll have to go.

Fr_Dougal

And that's why I download movies.

Sky King

dmc17 wrote: »

What are credits?

They're what people are going to use to buy things with in the future

NuckingFacker

Itzy wrote: »

Ranting and Raving?

He was a bit.

nc19

What bleedin film was it????????

burstbuckle

NuckingFacker wrote: »

You need an embarassing, aggressive Dad to bring to the cinema with you. He would have turned round and told yer man to stfu or get a slap. My kids have one but they hate going to the cinema with him, cos he's "embarassing". It's hard to win really.

I am that man.I have no problem telling teen to man to shut the Fu*k up & I always will be that man

humanji

You did the right thing by telling all of us instead of telling them to shut up.