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Man stops robbery with Pulp Fiction lines

  • 24-11-2013 9:54am
    #1
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭


    http://nationalreport.net/louisiana-man-stops-robbery-quoting-pulp-fiction/

    DeQuincy, LA — A local DeQuincy man is a hero today after he single-handedly stopped a couple who were attempting to rob a coffee shop. His quick thinking saved the day according to restaurant manager Ted Barkins. “He just started quoting movie lines from Pulp Fiction. The robbers kind of went berserk and then they just left.”

    Local hero 35-year-old Paul Horner who thwarted the would-be robbers told reporters how he saved the day. “It was really lucky that I had my wallet with me that said ‘bad motherf*cker’ on it. The robbers came around demanding everybody’s wallet and I just held it up, you know like how Samuel L. Jackson did in Pulp Fiction.”

    Ummmmmm smells of pooh


Comments

  • #2
    Dicky Pride
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Dicky Pride


    This happened about a year ago did it not


  • #3
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Dicky Pride wrote: »
    This happened about a year ago did it not

    Yes indeed


  • #4
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    But did it?


  • #5
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Motherfcuker.


  • #6
    Brego888
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,321 ✭✭✭Brego888


    Have you his picture. That guy would have sh*t himself.


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  • #7
    Rod Serling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Rod Serling


    This is the best thing I have ever read thank you OP


  • #8
    camel jockey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭camel jockey


    Hootanany wrote: »
    But did it?

    Indeed.


  • #9
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Does he look like a bitch?


  • #10
    munster87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,326 ✭✭✭munster87


    KungPao wrote: »
    Does he look like a bitch?

    What?


  • #11
    Skerries
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,710 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    what?
    Untitled Image




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  • #12
    camel jockey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭camel jockey


    Skerries wrote: »
    what?

    Exactly.


  • #13
    The Dom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 236 ✭✭The Dom


    I love the part where this never happened.


  • #14
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Me too


  • #15
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    munster87 wrote: »
    What?
    Skerries wrote: »
    what?

    Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what again.


  • #16
    BMJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭BMJD


    wh.....wh....wh.....wh.....wh.........what?


  • #17
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    What ain't no country I ever heard of!!
    Do they speak English in what?


  • #18
    ninjabox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭ninjabox


    I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?


  • #19
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're all gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?... Come on, Yolanda, what's Fonzie like?


  • #20
    Black cat banger
    Site Banned Posts: 23 ✭Black cat banger


    ninjabox wrote: »
    I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?

    You heard me Punchy !


  • #21
    goose2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Authored by "Jimmy Rustling"

    sounds legit


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  • #22
    paulbok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,041 ✭✭✭paulbok


    Going by the 'hero's' picture I'd have guessed he'd have been quoting lines from Silence of The Lambs

    "It puts the kechup on it's skin..."


  • #23
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,477 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "Let me tell you what's gonna happen now. I'm gonna call up some hard pipe hitting n*ggers to go to work on the hommie here. With a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.......... YOU HEAR ME TALKIN' HILLBILLY BOY!!!!"


  • #24
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    "Let me tell you what's gonna happen now. I'm gonna call up some hard pipe hitting n*ggers to go to work on the hommie here. With a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.......... YOU HEAR ME TALKIN' HILLBILLY BOY!!!!"

    That's he Gimp scene


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