Are you Lazy?

dutcher

I find myself to be extremely lazy, would hold a ****e for hours instead of getting up if I was comfortable.
I order takeaways because I'm too lazy too cook.
I generally use disposable plates and knifes and forks because I am to lazy to wash up.
Washing clothes is a big No-No. My mother comes around to my apartment to do my washing for me every three weeks.
In work I try and get out of doing anything and browse the net half the day. I can go in between 9 and 12 and work 8 hours but generally find myself going in at 12 because I'm too lazy to go in any earlier.
Instead of walking five minutes to the shop I will drive.

I am just a lazy fecker.

UCDVet

I'm on here instead of doing my homework.

Sunnyisland

Couldn't be bothered answering...






I didn't write this :-)

pippip

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Sir Osis of Liver.

Super-Rush

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Super-Rush

The op is so lazy he never re reged properly.

So long sucker.

dmc17

I'm sitting down at the moment and I want to turn on the telly. I have the remote but the switch on the side of the tv is off Any suggestions?

Banjo String

My brother's a right lazy Bastard. If work was in his bed, he'd sleep on the floor.

I remember coming in from my work one dark winter night to find him in the living room, watching telly with a roaring fire raging in the hearth. He was bawling his eyes out, sobbing in fact.

I instinctively thought he was watching some heart wincing show on the TV.

What's wrong with you I asked, watching a tear Jerker?

No he said, I'm burning. Pull this seat back a bit from the fire he said. :mad:

theblaqueguy

Yes I am lazy
Its easy to be lazy rather than not lazy

Sunnyisland

I am so lazy I can't stand sitting.

My name is URL

I'm so lazy I couldn't even be arsed looking for a better quality video than this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JMFEoIRyos

Pug160

I seem to be all or nothing. When I'm busy I'm very busy but when I'm not busy I can be idle for long periods. I want to change that and try to aim for somewhere in the middle.