Ultimate Hangover cure - stock cube

Encrustment

A strange Polish guy once told me that drinking a cup of stock will cure any hangover. I am absolutely in bits after a load of Weiss beer and Guinness, few glasses of port last night. I'm sitting on the toilet right now, my hole is in ribbons.

I'm going to try this stock cube method and report back.

Oranage2

Breakfast/chicken fillet roll, lucosade, **** and more sleep.

Chattastrophe!

They're full of salt, you'll just end up really dehydrated!

MonstaMash

Ride, spliff, breakfast beer...sorted

Wacker The Attacker

Encrustment wrote: »

A strange Polish guy once told me that drinking a cup of stock will cure any hangover. I am absolutely in bits after a load of Weiss beer and Guinness, few glasses of port last night. I'm sitting on the toilet right now, my hole is in ribbons.

I'm going to try this stock cube method and report back.

Never look for sympathy after a session. EVER

Henlars67

4 pints cures any hangover, provided you leave it at 4 and go home.

CrinkElite

Sh1te
Shag
Shower
Shave
Shandy

Irvine welsh

Banjo String

Encrustment wrote: »

A strange Polish guy once told me that drinking a cup of stock will cure any hangover. I am absolutely in bits after a load of Weiss beer and Guinness, few glasses of port last night. I'm sitting on the toilet right now, my hole is in ribbons.

I'm going to try this stock cube method and report back.

I never understand this when people say it. Now I like a good charge of pints as much as the next man, Prob every weekend or so.

In my years drinking though, I've never been sat on the jacks next morning with 'hole in ribbons '

You're doing it wrong Imo.

kneemos

My sympathies to your hole.

timthumbni

I have to agree with the other poster who suggested a few pints to sort yourself out. It will normally cure any hangover within a very short space of time as your brain quickly senses the life giving amber nectar restoring the balance in your body. You don't even need food first. That will just wreck your stomach.

Heed the poster's warning though regarding not going over 4 pints. Then things just start to get messy. You will be drinking meths by lunchtime if you head on that road.

Merseyside derby kicks off at 12:45, get yourself down the pub and and back on the beer in time for the game, it will cure you in no time.

It's time I got up and got ready to hit the pub myself!

HansHolzel

Oranage2 wrote: »

Breakfast/chicken fillet roll, lucosade, **** and more sleep.

How many times a day, doc?

dmc17

No report back. OP must've passed away. Myth busted!

timthumbni

dmc17 wrote: »

No report back. OP must've passed away. Myth busted!

Lol. RIP Encrustment. 'Twas a good life only to be cut short by an exploding hole brought on by a heavy night on the sauce.

kneemos

Can't beat the faint smell of last night's curry as it pebble dashes the inside of the toilet bowl the following morning.

Drakares

Oranage2 wrote: »

Breakfast/chicken fillet roll, lucosade, **** and more sleep.

Haha. Hangovers in a nutshell.

mikom

timthumbni wrote: »

Lol. RIP Encrustment. 'Twas a good life only to be cut short by an exploding hole brought on by a heavy night on the sauce.

He's OXO.

dmc17

timthumbni wrote: »

Lol. RIP Encrustment. 'Twas a good life only to be cut short by an exploding hole brought on by a heavy night on the sauce.

They say 'twas the stock cube finished him in the end

ruthloss

2 Solpadine and glass of 7 Up. (Yer only man)

MadYaker

Hangovers are mostly caused by dehydration so contrary to popular belief a big salty fry or breakfast roll isn't going to make you feel better. Lucozade sport or dioralyte to rehydrate you as fast as possible is the key.

The Dom

Freshly squeezed mixed juice followed by a coffee.

The juice will help the liver and kidneys and the coffee will help the adrenals.

I recommend Lemon down near Jervis St Luas or Seven Wonders in the IFSC for both coffee and the juice.

If you're not in Dublin, I suppose a hang sambo and tae?

MadsL

Weiss beer AND Guinness.


Mother of God...

HansHolzel

MadYaker wrote: »

Hangovers are mostly caused by dehydration so contrary to popular belief a big salty fry or breakfast roll isn't going to make you feel better. Lucozade sport or dioralyte to rehydrate you as fast as possible is the key.

Just from personal experience, from back in the day (or even occasionally, still, these days)...

There are three levels of intensity of a hangover, in reverse order of seriousness (i.e. 3 is the worst)

(1) Dehydration e.g. your thirsty (so drink non-alcoholic fluids)

(2) Salt deficiency e.g. your stomach needs trunking (so have a fry-up)

(3) Sugar deficiency e.g. when even walking is an issue (so drink sugary fluids)

The four-pint cure will take some edge off a hangover but will only prolong its length.

.jacksparrow.

MadYaker wrote: »

Hangovers are mostly caused by dehydration so contrary to popular belief a big salty fry or breakfast roll isn't going to make you feel better. Lucozade sport or dioralyte to rehydrate you as fast as possible is the key.

Lucozade won't rehydrate you any quicker than water.

Water is the best way to hydrate yourself.

Lux23

.jacksparrow. wrote: »

Lucozade won't rehydrate you any quicker than water.

Water is the best way to hydrate yourself.

But the sugar really helps.

poundapunnet

HansHolzel wrote: »

The four-pint cure will take some edge off a hangover but will only prolong its length.

The Bloody Mary, on the other hand. God's gift to those of us who lose the run of ourselves

pajor

Lux23 wrote: »

But the sugar really helps.

If I don't even want some sweet taaaaee, then I know I'm f*cked.

MadYaker

poundapunnet wrote: »

The Bloody Mary, on the other hand. God's gift to those of us who lose the run of ourselves

I second this, a White Russian can be good to.

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Allen Puny Trainee wrote: »

Merseyside derby kicks off at 12:45, get yourself down the pub and and back on the beer in time for the game, it will cure you in no time.

It's time I got up and got ready to hit the pub myself!

English soccer? The man needs a hangover cure, not a feckin' death sentence!

Oranage2

Encrustment wrote: »

A strange Polish guy once told me that drinking a cup of stock will cure any hangover. I am absolutely in bits after a load of Weiss beer and Guinness, few glasses of port last night. I'm sitting on the toilet right now, my hole is in ribbons.

I'm going to try this stock cube method and report back.

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