Do you prefer front door or back door entry?

The Backwards Man

I'm a backdoor man, haven't used the front door in years. One time it was unlocked for three months and I didn't even realise.:o

Freddy Smelly

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm a backdoor man, haven't used the front door in years. One time it was unlocked for three months and I didn't even realise.:o

i thought this was an anal vs vaginal sex thread... i am disappointed

General General

Dirty b'stard.

Ihatecuddles

Back door. Every time.

drunkmonkey

Came in the back door tonight but ended up in the front room with deadmaus.

Rayne Wooney

Front door, you just can't trust the back. You don't know what's been coming through that lately... shudders


Thread needs poll

The Backwards Man

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Came in the back door tonight but ended up in the front room with deadmaus.

I have a mouse in my attic tonight too, he's not dead though . . .. yet.

shanered

JimMorrison

The Backwards Man

shanered wrote: »

JimMorrison

Come on babay light my fire

Freddy Smelly

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Come on babay light my fire

eat a vindaloo and your back door will be on fire

donvito99

Ooohh matron.

.Henry Sellers.

I get in through the window.

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm a backdoor man, haven't used the front door in years. One time it was unlocked for three months and I didn't even realise.:o

Are you a tradesman/slave/worker? Is that why you're not allowed to use the front door? 'cause they don't want the riff-raff to be seen entering the house.

The Backwards Man

Deleted User wrote: »

Are you a tradesman/slave/worker? Is that why you're not allowed to use the front door? 'cause they don't want the riff-raff to be seen entering the house.

If you must know, I actually have a tradesman's entrance in my house too, but I didn't want to appear all posh and sophisticated and have boardsies think I'm some sort of knob.:pac:

drunkmonkey

shanered wrote: »

JimMorrison

You gotta move back.
Hey look! Hey look!
Wait a second, hold on! Let's have a little help, man.
Come on, everybody go back to your seats. People are gonna get hurt up here,
they're gonna pass out.
Now we don't want that man, and the Doors don't want that either.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Doors!
Now hold it, we've gotta tune up.
Hey After Hours!
Do you feel all right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf3KG8VAtJg

The Backwards Man

drunkmonkey wrote: »

You gotta move back.
Hey look! Hey look!
Wait a second, hold on! Let's have a little help, man.
Come on, everybody go back to your seats. People are gonna get hurt up here,
they're gonna pass out.
Now we don't want that man, and the Doors don't want that either.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Doors!
Now hold it, we've gotta tune up.
Hey After Hours!
Do you feel all right?

Go home monkey, you're drunk.

Mint Aero

I took me front door off its hinges and put it where me back door was and me back door where me front door was and there was a fair fight for the last piece of puddin'!

The Backwards Man

Mint Aero wrote: »

I took me front door off its hinges and put it where me back door was and me back door where me front door was and there was a fair fight for the last piece of puddin'!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A

anncoates

I find coming in the back entrance is handier when I'm avoiding the kids.

The Backwards Man

anncoates wrote: »

I find coming in the back entrance is handier when I'm avoiding the kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7DqwRKqyMk

The Dom

If I've been out the back I'm not allowed to come in the back door in case I get the carpet dirty,

BillyMitchel

The Backwards Man wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7DqwRKqyMk

Sinitta is a bit of OK. I'd say she's a front door and back door kinda gal..

anncoates

The Dom wrote: »

If I've been out the back I'm not allowed to come in the back door in case I get the carpet dirty,

Thick wellies are your only man.

The Backwards Man

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Sinitta is a bit of OK. I'd say she's a front door and back door kinda gal..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_eAGo5aDoQ

BillyMitchel

The Backwards Man wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_eAGo5aDoQ

Since when did Princess Di become a pop star?!

The Backwards Man

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Since when did Princess Di become a pop star?!

There you go, way too fast, slow down you're gonna crash!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9bITw_47vs

Galwayguy35

The Backwards Man wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7DqwRKqyMk

Fine lookin bird, easy to see what Cowell saw in her.

The Dom

If the wife has had a curry, I would never use the back door. Not a chance.

Sure the smell of it would be everywhere and so I just use the front door on those nights.

feargale

A house in Kinsale had a sign at the front : " This is the back door. The front door is at the back."

The Backwards Man

feargale wrote: »

A house in Kinsale had a sign at the front : " This is the back door. The front door is at the back."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtyMeEcPPE

Wattle

drunkmonkey wrote: »

You gotta move back.
Hey look! Hey look!
Wait a second, hold on! Let's have a little help, man.
Come on, everybody go back to your seats. People are gonna get hurt up here,
they're gonna pass out.
Now we don't want that man, and the Doors don't want that either.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Doors!
Now hold it, we've gotta tune up.
Hey After Hours!
Do you feel all right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf3KG8VAtJg

The men don't know but the little girls understand

WilyCoyote

I'm old fashioned. The missionary for me ........ except on Sundays and Holy Days.

Wattle

The Backwards Man

WilyCoyote wrote: »

I'm old fashioned. The missionary for me ........ except on Sundays and Holy Days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZLBZ3eD7wI

BillyMitchel

The Backwards Man wrote: »

There you go, way too fast, slow down you're gonna crash!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9bITw_47vs

There is something very very sexy about that chick singing.

The Backwards Man

BillyMitchel wrote: »

There is something very very sexy about that chick singing.

Watch out, she's too old for ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be7rBgc-OEE

Vincent Vega

I usually go in the front.
Quickest way in most of the time.
In case of rainy bad weather or a draught snake blocking access I'll sometimes go in the backdoor, but I never go in dry.

Ihatecuddles

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Sinitta is a bit of OK. .

We're through....!

Maybe its just because of her personality, but I find her so unattractive!

Ruu

Thinking of getting an electronic or fingerprint keypad for the front door, tired of locking for the bloody key in the dark. Any thoughts, Backwards, or are you strictly a key only man?

LordSutch

Always front door entry, as the passageway is damp & always full of leaves this time of year.

MadsL

I was a C-section baby, it hasn't affected me at all except I always leave a house via the window.

BillyMitchel

mauzo! wrote: »

We're through....!

Maybe its just because of her personality, but I find her so unattractive!

Check them pins out. If they were wrapped around my neck her personality would be the last things on my mind!

caustic 1

Front door only opened when someone there usually fecking ticket sellers or someone looking to sell something ie eircom flucking phone watch ....do you not see the alarm up there on the wall you dozzy ......In short, always the back door.

The Backwards Man

Ruubot2 wrote: »

Thinking of getting an electronic or fingerprint keypad for the front door, tired of locking for the bloody key in the dark. Any thoughts, Backwards, or are you strictly a key only man?

We have an even better contraption than a keyless entry system. It's called an outside light.:pac:

CrabRevolution

Ideally the front door every time. We havent ever known the joy, but I'd say winning Sam Maguire through the back door just wouldnt be the same. Not that we'd say no to it.....

Femme_Fatale

A strip-club in Cork that had steps down to its entrance below street level had a sign saying "Please use bottom entrance" for ages. Was disappointed when they got rid of it.

Freddy Smelly wrote: »

i thought this was an anal vs vaginal sex thread... i am disappointed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

crockholm

Like my favourite pub,liquor in the front and poker in the rear