In need of a beer

sidcon

Ok so the dilemma is, I want a beer only thing left in the fridge is some out of date Budweiser that no one will drink hence why it's gone out of date.
I'm going to man up and drink it but the question is can I add anything to it to improve that horrible Budweiser taste.

Frosty McSnowballs

Hmmm, piss?

deco nate

P!ss into it

Banjo String

sidcon wrote: »

Ok so the dilemma is, I want a beer only thing left in the fridge is some out of date Budweiser that no one will drink hence why it's gone out of date.
I'm going to man up and drink it but the question is can I add anything to it to improve that horrible Budweiser taste.

Just down it man.

Take one for the team.

Charlie19

Brown sauce

Gummy Panda

Why do you need a bear?

tim3000

If you hold your nose you wont be able to taste that horrible horrible drink.

wazky

You should, like, tottalllyy get some craft beers in man, like they are totes better then the mainstream piss out there, something like the Goasty Vagina would be amazeballs!

Eutow

Go to an off-licence and get something you like.

darkpagandeath

beer does not go out of date it's best before ..

darkpagandeath

darkpagandeath wrote: »

beer does not go out of date it's best before ..

its best before it goes out of date

catallus

beerbeerbeerbeerbeer.

beer.

bonzodog2

If you make it really cold it won't be quite so bad

darkpagandeath

Jake1 wrote: »

its best before it goes out of date

best before does not mean its out of date. out of date means it's probably toxic to eat.. were as best before means the flavour degrades and it’s not the product the manufacturer wants you to consume in that state... This is why there is so much food wastage in this country.. people cant tell the difference between best before and use by

MagicMarker

Lemonade.

darkpagandeath

darkpagandeath wrote: »

best before does not mean its out of date. out of date means it's probably toxic to eat.. were as best before means the flavour degrades and it’s not the product the manufacturer wants you to consume in that state... This is why there is so much food wastage in this country.. people cant tell the difference between best before and use by

I know that, sorry I should have put a smiley jokey face with that post

Tombi!

Yes. A simple solution: bleach.

Or really anything that'll kill you.

Having a memory of what Bud tastes like is not a pleasant life.

Or try various drinks like coke, etc.

poundapunnet

sidcon wrote: »

Ok so the dilemma is, I want a beer only thing left in the fridge is some out of date Budweiser that no one will drink hence why it's gone out of date.
I'm going to man up and drink it but the question is can I add anything to it to improve that horrible Budweiser taste.

whiskey! (That's actually my answer to most of life's questions though).

A wee drop of whiskey in bad beer does actually help the taste a little bit in my experience, though I've never actually tried it with Bud. And of course there's other benefits

msg11

Just drink it. The taste might be a bit off but it's not going to harm you anymore than it should ! HAHA

madma

Go the offo ya lazy Cnut

anncoates

Can beer actually go out of date?

It's never an outcome that has troubled my house.

jadun

Snort or inject it. Or a funnel in your arse and pour it in.

PizzamanIRL

You don't need a beer, you want one.

dexter647

I once drank a can of harp 2 years out of date back in the 90's when I was a desperate student and I'm still here so drink up.
I'd rather drink that again than a bottle of bud tbh:pac: