Describing stuff

lahalane

What are your favourite and least favourite ways to describe the following.
1. Having sex
2. Being drunk
3. Going to the toilet

Favourite
1. Riding
2. Fu.ckered
3. Going to the jacks

Least favourite
1. Banging
2. Under the weather
3. Doing a poo

131spanner

lahalane wrote: »

What are your favourite and least favourite ways to describe the following.

Favourite.
1. Having sex = Riding
2. Being drunk = Hammered.
3. Going to the toilet = Doing the paper work.

Least favourite.
1. Fúcking
2. In a bad way
3. shíte-ing

Grandeeod

FAVOURITE

1. Shagging
2. Locked
3. Goin for a slash/sh1te

LEAST FAVOURITE

1. Ridin
2. Fu.ckered
3. Goin to the jacks

nipps

1 shagging
2 ossified
3 dropping a turd

Duggy747

lahalane wrote: »

What are your favourite and least favourite ways to describe the following.
1. Having sex
2. Being drunk
3. Going to the toilet

1. Having sex = Shag
2. Being drunk = Scuttered
3. Going to the toilet = Going for a wee wee / Making a sausage

My least favourite is when people go:

"Hand me that thing over there by that yoke."

"Wha?"

"THE............THING!!..............You know...........there!..........by the.............uh.............the watch-ya-ma-call-it..................it's beside that yoke!"

The Dom

1. Having sex: Womb raiding.
2. Being drunk: Soak the Liver
3. Going to the toilet: Gonna to humiliate Armitage.

mikom

1. Having sex: Bummin' the hole outa someone.
2. Being drunk: I was Warpedoed
3. Going to the toilet: Havin' a piss.... takin' a shite (why you "have" one and "take" the other is yet to be explained to me).

o1s1n

Anyone else irritated by about 90% of slang phrases people use?

'Getting the ride'
'going for scoops'
'Can't bate'
'Tae'
Or combine the above two 'you can't bate a good cup of tae'
'Story, horse'
'Randomer'

**** OFF!

Grandeeod

o1s1n wrote: »

Anyone else irritated by about 90% of slag phrases people use?

'Getting the ride'
'going for scoops'
'Can't bate'
'Tae'
Or combine the above two 'you can't bate a good cup of tae'
'Story, horse'
'Randomer'

**** OFF!

Sorry buddy, but that's all bogger speak to me.

Czarcasm

1. Having sex
2. Being drunk
3. Going to the toilet

Favourite
1. Five minute fumble between the sheets / Knockin' boots
2. Haven't the head for your shìte right now
3. Head to the bathroom

Least favourite
1. Engaging in sexual activity
2. Having "the fear"
3. Dropping the kids off at the pool

o1s1n

Grandeeod wrote: »

Sorry buddy, but that's all bogger speak to me.

I live in Dublin and hear those phrases on a daily basis unfortunately

'Randomer' is pure D4.

Muise...

These aren't descriptions, they are synonyms. I know this because I looked up synonym in the thesaurus.

Esoteric_

Having sex - having sex.

Being drunk - hammered.

Going to the toilet - wetting the lettuce.

The Diabolical Monocle

Outdoors in the cold, ideally in a secluded, riskae area but not too dangerous, ideally I would have been bursting for a few minutes, nothing too uncomfortable but causing some small angst.
Urine flows from my body. A victorious golden stream of steaming piss bursting forth from my phallus as I arch back angling my semi hard bliss stick skyward, the stream falling from a height, slapping the concrete in a crescendo as the secondary droplets fall playfully to the side, the fear of being seen together with the now lowered body temperature causing a guilty type of piss shiver as I admire my phallic artwork flowing chaotically, the hot steam dispersing into the cold evening air of the city.

Muise...

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Outdoors in the cold, ideally in a secluded, riskae area but not too dangerous, ideally I would have been bursting for a few minutes, nothing too uncomfortable but causing some small angst.
Urine flows from my body. A victorious golden stream of steaming piss bursting forth from my phallus as I arch back angling my semi hard bliss stick skyward, the stream falling from a height, slapping the concrete in a crescendo as the secondary droplets fall playfully to the side, the fear of being seen together with the now lowered body temperature causing a guilty type of piss shiver as I admire my phallic artwork flowing chaotically, the hot steam dispersing into the cold evening air of the city.

Be still my beating heart! Will ya write me name on the wall?

Czarcasm

Esoteric_ wrote: »

Having sex - having sex.

Being drunk - hammered.

Going to the toilet - wetting the lettuce.

Googled, never heard that one before!


Oh yeah, another euphemism I hate for going to the bathroom, t'would apply to girls only though - "Breaking the seal"...

It's the mental image it conjures up

lahalane

Czarcasm wrote: »

Googled, never heard that one before!


Oh yeah, another euphemism I hate for going to the bathroom, t'would apply to girls only though - "Breaking the seal"...

It's the mental image it conjures up

I felt the same when I heard 'Wetting the lettuce'. I obviously have encountered some weird looking vaginas in my time...

Grandeeod

lahalane wrote: »

I obviously have encountered some weird looking vaginas in my time...

I'd rather hear about this than the stupid poxy phrases about ridin and screwin, pissin and sh1tin and getting a little tipsy on a babysham.

castletownman

lahalane wrote: »

What are your favourite and least favourite ways to describe the following.
1. Having sex
2. Being drunk
3. Going to the toilet

Favourite
1. Riding
2. Fu.ckered
3. Going to the jacks

Least favourite
1. Banging
2. Under the weather
3. Doing a poo

A good twenty minutes

Prodgey

Favourite
1. Riding
2. Hammered
3. Taking a leak

Least Favourite
1. Ploughing
2. Scuttered
3. Taking a dump