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The Irish Road rules..sort of

  • 13-11-2013 9:25am
    #1
    whomitconcerns
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭


    Its an oldie but quite funny all the same... for a Wednesday morning

    GOVERNMENT PUBLICATIONS: THE RULES OF THE ROAD
    Issued by The Department for the Environment.

    Note: Since it is virtually impossible to obtain a driving license in The Republic of Ireland, and therefore nearly one-third of all drivers either;
    • Availed of the amnesty, and never had a lesson off anyone other than their da
    • Are still queuing for the test, and never had a lesson off anyone other than
      their da
    • Can't be fecking arsed, are driving away quite happily on the Provisional
      License, and never had a lesson off anyone other than their da
    • Are just clean mad, and never had a lesson off anyone, even their da

    Continued in pdf

    .....


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  • #2
    Faith+1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    'Under no circumstances must a car be driven at anything approaching the actual speed

    limit - we just put the signs up for fun.'

    My favourite :pac:


  • #3
    pcardin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭pcardin


    A true summary of standard irish driver. :D


  • #4
    whomitconcerns
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭whomitconcerns


    its about 6 years old i think..but when you read most of the threads on here the situation hasnt changed one bit :P


  • #5
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    whomitconcerns wrote: »
    its about 6 years old i think..but when you read most of the threads on here the situation hasnt changed one bit :P

    No, it hasn't::D

    4) ROUNDABOUTS.
    These are a joke, invented by the Brits. Everyone knows they're not natural. For what
    it's worth, the only rule that applies to ROUNDABOUTS is 'fly on there regardless,
    sure he'll brake rather than hit me in the side'. Indicate only on a roundabout when
    going straight ahead, never when proceeding left or right.


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