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I'm on the twain!

  • 10-11-2013 9:26pm
    #1
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭


    Two Irish girlies in the seat on the other side like OMG TODALLY talking in fake put on like American cheesy 'valley girl' accents about how rich their relations are and how much they made off property during the Tiger. Tis making my ears bleed so it is

    I cant decide whether to move to a different seat to spare my ears or to grit through it in the hope that they say something ammusing. What ya think lads?


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  • #2
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Video them, stick it on YouTube, post link.


  • #3
    The Big Smoke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 402 ✭✭The Big Smoke


    Do this...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEgh8TUlpQc


  • #4
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    Two Irish girlies in the seat on the other side like OMG TODALLY talking in fake put on like American cheesy 'valley girl' accents about how rich their relations are and how much they made off property during the Tiger. Tis making my ears bleed so it is

    I cant decide whether to move to a different seat to spare my ears or to grit through it in the hope that they say something ammusing. What ya think lads?


    ...whip out the lad.


  • #5
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    You mean a twain that wuns on a twack?


  • #6
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,877 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    Two Irish girlies in the seat on the other side like OMG TODALLY talking in fake put on like American cheesy 'valley girl' accents about how rich their relations are and how much they made off property during the Tiger. Tis making my ears bleed so it is

    I cant decide whether to move to a different seat to spare my ears or to grit through it in the hope that they say something ammusing. What ya think lads?

    Keep us updated. Sounds riveting.


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  • #7
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Have you tried making a loud fart? Always works. Or if they persist you could do No 2 in your trousers. This accompanied by whistling "The Wheels On The Bus".


  • #8
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    Two Irish girlies in the seat on the other side like OMG TODALLY talking in fake put on like American cheesy 'valley girl' accents about how rich their relations are their dad is the highest earning partner in KPMG, and how much they made off property during the Tiger. Tis making my ears bleed so it is

    I cant decide whether to move to a different seat to spare my ears or to grit through it in the hope that they say something ammusing. What ya think lads?

    fyp


  • #9
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    Have you tried making a loud fart? Always works. Or if they persist you could do No 2 in your trousers. This accompanied by whistling "The Wheels On The Bus".


    Nope. Maybe waving the lad to the tune of "wheels on the bus"?


  • #10
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Give them a cup.


  • #11
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    I dunno who to punch, you for saying "girlies" or them for the Valley accent.


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  • #12
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »
    I dunno who to punch, you for saying "girlies" or them for the Valley accent.

    The Donegal dialect?

    Was hoping that this would involve Mark Twain, but that's too much to ask on a Sunday night on AH, isn't it?:pac:


  • #13
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Eau moy Goord, the train? Loike, all the best vulgarians get the boat now.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM


  • #14
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Fox_In_Socks wrote: »
    The Donegal dialect?

    Was hoping that this would involve Mark Twain, but that's too much to ask on a Sunday night on AH, isn't it?:pac:

    I've had girls from Dublin use it to refer to their friends as "the girlies".
    I've often stayed up at night wondering if doing twenty years for murdering them is worth it.:D


  • #15
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Go to Japan, you can feel up school girls on the train there and they say nothing.


  • #16
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,286 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    BNMC wrote: »
    Go to Japan, you can feel up school girls on the train there and they say nothing.

    :eek: Quick hide the women and children it's Larry Murphy...


  • #17
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    Nodin wrote: »
    Nope. Maybe waving the lad to the tune of "wheels on the bus"?

    The exhibition yes but the tune no. How about FIRE by The Crazy World Of Arthur Browne :D


  • #18
    Meangadh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Meangadh


    OP, this thread don't impress me much.


  • #19
    The Big Smoke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 402 ✭✭The Big Smoke


    BNMC wrote: »
    Go to Japan, you can feel up school girls on the train there and they say nothing.

    *Books flights* :pac::pac:


  • #20
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
    -Mark Twain

    Quote some twain on the train.


  • #21
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    I was like oh my God and she was like don't even go there and I was like talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening and she was like you're so last year.


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  • #22
    Mr Freeze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Mr Freeze


    Meangadh wrote: »
    OP, this thread don't impress me much.
    wendell borton wrote: »
    "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
    -Mark Twain

    Quote some twain on the train.

    He beat ya to it with his Shania quote.


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