"free accommodation [girls only]"

B.A._Baracus

Came across this on gumtree:

http://www.gumtree.ie/cp-flatshare-houseshare-in-dublin/free-accommodation-girls-only-541138384

Free accommodation [girls only]

Hi, I am offering free accommodation [Girls Only], in exchange of some cleaning work.
Accommodation is based in Dublin 8, close to city centre / Stephens Green.

How much of a perv can you be to post such a thing?


But:
- "what do I have to clean?"
- "you gotta polish me knob!"

:pac:

Frosty McSnowballs

Bit o' ole fashioned rimming I presume.

Fred Swanson

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PizzamanIRL

Some people never seize to amaze me.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Seems legit.

Thrill

November 7

Looking for serious/longterm relationship
Hi, I am well educated,28 male, doing PhD, and working. I am looking for serious longterm relationship. If you are looking the same , then we could start knowing each other by emails/text.

November 8

Free Accommodation [Girls Only]
Hi, I am offering free accommodation [Girls Only], in exchange of some cleaning work. Accommodation is based in Dublin 8, close to city centre / Stephens Green.

http://www.gumtree.ie/c-PostersOtherAds-W0QQUserIdZ64907508

Hello_MrFox

Actually its a pretty good idea if it works.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Hello_MrFox wrote: »

Actually its a pretty good idea if it works.

Why? A cleaner would be cheaper.

Vito Corleone

English isn't their first language by the looks of it.

honey79

Sorry Girls Room taken

wazky

honey79 wrote: »

Sorry Girls Room taken

Still have to clear the last corpse out is it?

honey79

wazky wrote: »

Still have to clear the last corpse out is it?

He did ask if I had a big boot

I thought he meant something else

Birneybau

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Some people never seize to amaze me.

Wha'?

Ace Attorney

This dudes been watching too many romantic comedys

chick moves in cleaner job, chick falls in love with boss, they get together, break up, she moves out, he chases after her and kills her fall in love all over again

Mariasofia

You would have to admire his b***s........the ones that need cleaning on the mantlepiece of course!

PizzamanIRL

Birneybau wrote: »

Wha'?

What?

Vicar in a tutu

Bet he's actually fat bald evil and 58

Ficheall

Thrill wrote: »

Looking for serious/longterm relationship
Hi, I am well educated,28 male, doing PhD, and working. I am looking for serious longterm relationship. If you are looking the same , then we could start knowing each other by emails/text. November 8

Free Accommodation [Girls Only]
Hi, I am offering free accommodation [Girls Only], in exchange of some cleaning work. Accommodation is based in Dublin 8, close to city centre / Stephens Green.

What? I've a PhD - I didn't realise we were allowed do that. I've a spare room and I'm filthy. PM me, ladies.

we'llallhavetea

maybe a woman posted the ad.....

Ficheall

aya startin wha wrote: »

maybe a woman posted the ad.....

He said he was "male" in the other ad though. Are you saying he's a liar on top of everything else?

calanus

just confused

princess-lala

Free gaff!!

Well in there so I am

we'llallhavetea

Ficheall wrote: »

He said he was "male" in the other ad though. Are you saying he's a liar on top of everything else?

I feel wronged now

cml387

Would a "uniform" be provided?