My girlfriend has just asked I shave my ass

mcrods

My girlfriend asked I shave my ass! I am refusing as she doesn't shave herself. Says it's unhealthy for a man not to shave. Do people agree?

Sigourney

mcrods wrote: »

My girlfriend asked I shave my ass! I am refusing as she doesn't shave herself. Says it's unhealthy for a man not to shave. Do people agree?

Just wait until your stubble starts to grow out. If you sit on her untrimmed pelt, you'll stick to her like Velcro.

mcrods

Sigourney wrote: »

Just wait until your stubble starts to grow out. If you sit on her untrimmed pelt, you'll stick to her like Velcro.

Why would I stick to her? She says it's unhealthy yet she has a big bush...

mcrods

Sigourney wrote: »

Just wait until your stubble starts to grow out. If you sit on her untrimmed pelt, you'll stick to her like Velcro.

Why would I stick to her? She says it's unhealthy yet she has a big bush...

KwackerJack

mcrods wrote: »

My girlfriend asked I shave my ass! I am refusing as she doesn't shave herself. Says it's unhealthy for a man not to shave. Do people agree?

I would reverse that statement

mcrods

KwackerJack wrote: »

I would reverse that statement

She won't. Says it's perfectly fine to leave hers wild.... It's very wild too

Doom

I'm still laughing. ...

hfallada

What does she be doing that she is worried about hair on your hole?

Doom

mcrods wrote: »

She won't. Says it's perfectly fine to leave hers wild.... It's very wild too

Swap out her shower gel for hair remove cream....

HomelessMidge

mcrods wrote: »

My girlfriend asked I shave my ass! I am refusing as she doesn't shave herself. Says it's unhealthy for a man not to shave. Do people agree?

No way man! Don't mean to sound stereotypical but I thought it was mainly gay men that shaved asses? Obviously not if your into hairy guys but I thought that was the general consensus?

loveBBhate

If it's for sexual reasons I'd say yes, have you ever had your asshole licked? It's damn good and I'm not afraid to say it!

Health reasons? Do it, but then never wipe your arse, that'll teach her

mcrods

hfallada wrote: »

What does she be doing that she is worried about hair on your hole?

Prostate massage mostly

mcrods

loveBBhate wrote: »

If it's for sexual reasons I'd say yes, have you ever had your asshole licked? It's damn good and I'm not afraid to say it!

Health reasons? Do it, but then never wipe your arse, that'll teach her

Yuck!!! No never had it l

mcrods

HomelessMidge wrote: »

No way man! Don't mean to sound stereotypical but I thought it was mainly gay men that shaved asses? Obviously not if your into hairy guys but I thought that was the general consensus?

So did! But my girlfriend says I need to shave mine... I am so mad as I asked her to shave hers too and won't. Says it's not in her nature!

KrustyUCC

just reply it's def not in mans nature to shave there

FearDark

Jesus, you NEVER shave your ass. I went against this golden rule once many years ago and I was driven demented with the itchyness for weeks afterwards.

Don't do it.

HomelessMidge

mcrods wrote: »

So did! But my girlfriend says I need to shave mine... I am so mad as I asked her to shave hers too and won't. Says it's not in her nature!

Just tell her if she does it you will too. If she does fair enough she might enjoy the breeze, and you can just tell her you hated it, she stays nice and neat and you only have to endure it one time. I don't know about you but I'm sure without the bush you would be more inclined to perform oral and I'm sure she will enjoy those benefits!

mcrods

KrustyUCC wrote: »

just reply it's def not in mans nature to shave there

I guess if she shaves I will.... I'm not doing it if she doesn't!

mcrods

HomelessMidge wrote: »

Just tell her if she does it you will too. If she does fair enough she might enjoy the breeze, and you can just tell her you hated it, she stays nice and neat and you only have to endure it one time. I don't know about you but I'm sure without the bush you would be more inclined to perform oral and I'm sure she will enjoy those benefits!

I don't mind oral if it's unshaven.. I prefer it except sometimes if hot it does smell... I guess it's nature though!

loveBBhate

mcrods wrote: »

I don't mind oral if it's unshaven.. I prefer it except sometimes if hot it does smell... I guess it's nature though!

Ye doirty fcukin bastard ye!

HomelessMidge

loveBBhate wrote: »

Ye doirty fcukin bastard ye!

When he said that I was like TROLL. Seriously if he's not a troll that's nasty!

Sauve

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