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My girlfriend has just asked I shave my ass

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  • 09-11-2013 12:52am
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    mcrods
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭


    My girlfriend asked I shave my ass! I am refusing as she doesn't shave herself. Says it's unhealthy for a man not to shave. Do people agree?


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    Sigourney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭Sigourney


    mcrods wrote: »
    My girlfriend asked I shave my ass! I am refusing as she doesn't shave herself. Says it's unhealthy for a man not to shave. Do people agree?

    Just wait until your stubble starts to grow out. If you sit on her untrimmed pelt, you'll stick to her like Velcro.


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    mcrods
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭mcrods


    Sigourney wrote: »
    Just wait until your stubble starts to grow out. If you sit on her untrimmed pelt, you'll stick to her like Velcro.

    Why would I stick to her? She says it's unhealthy yet she has a big bush...


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    mcrods
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭mcrods


    Sigourney wrote: »
    Just wait until your stubble starts to grow out. If you sit on her untrimmed pelt, you'll stick to her like Velcro.

    Why would I stick to her? She says it's unhealthy yet she has a big bush...


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    KwackerJack
    Registered Users Posts: 2,126 ✭✭✭KwackerJack


    mcrods wrote: »
    My girlfriend asked I shave my ass! I am refusing as she doesn't shave herself. Says it's unhealthy for a man not to shave. Do people agree?

    I would reverse that statement :confused:


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    mcrods
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭mcrods


    KwackerJack wrote: »
    I would reverse that statement :confused:

    She won't. Says it's perfectly fine to leave hers wild.... It's very wild too :(


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    Doom
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    I'm still laughing. ...


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    hfallada
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    What does she be doing that she is worried about hair on your hole?


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    Doom
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    mcrods wrote: »
    She won't. Says it's perfectly fine to leave hers wild.... It's very wild too :(

    Swap out her shower gel for hair remove cream....


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    HomelessMidge
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    mcrods wrote: »
    My girlfriend asked I shave my ass! I am refusing as she doesn't shave herself. Says it's unhealthy for a man not to shave. Do people agree?

    No way man! Don't mean to sound stereotypical but I thought it was mainly gay men that shaved asses? Obviously not if your into hairy guys but I thought that was the general consensus?


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    loveBBhate
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    If it's for sexual reasons I'd say yes, have you ever had your asshole licked? It's damn good and I'm not afraid to say it!

    Health reasons? Do it, but then never wipe your arse, that'll teach her :)


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    mcrods
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭mcrods


    hfallada wrote: »
    What does she be doing that she is worried about hair on your hole?

    Prostate massage mostly


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    mcrods
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭mcrods


    loveBBhate wrote: »
    If it's for sexual reasons I'd say yes, have you ever had your asshole licked? It's damn good and I'm not afraid to say it!

    Health reasons? Do it, but then never wipe your arse, that'll teach her :)

    Yuck!!! No never had it l


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    mcrods
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭mcrods


    HomelessMidge wrote: »
    No way man! Don't mean to sound stereotypical but I thought it was mainly gay men that shaved asses? Obviously not if your into hairy guys but I thought that was the general consensus?

    So did! But my girlfriend says I need to shave mine... I am so mad as I asked her to shave hers too and won't. Says it's not in her nature!


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    KrustyUCC
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    just reply it's def not in mans nature to shave there


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    FearDark
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    Jesus, you NEVER shave your ass. I went against this golden rule once many years ago and I was driven demented with the itchyness for weeks afterwards.

    Don't do it.


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    HomelessMidge
    Registered Users Posts: 334 ✭✭HomelessMidge


    mcrods wrote: »
    So did! But my girlfriend says I need to shave mine... I am so mad as I asked her to shave hers too and won't. Says it's not in her nature!

    Just tell her if she does it you will too. If she does fair enough she might enjoy the breeze, and you can just tell her you hated it, she stays nice and neat and you only have to endure it one time. I don't know about you but I'm sure without the bush you would be more inclined to perform oral and I'm sure she will enjoy those benefits!


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    mcrods
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    KrustyUCC wrote: »
    just reply it's def not in mans nature to shave there

    I guess if she shaves I will.... I'm not doing it if she doesn't!


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    mcrods
    Registered Users Posts: 105 ✭✭mcrods


    HomelessMidge wrote: »
    Just tell her if she does it you will too. If she does fair enough she might enjoy the breeze, and you can just tell her you hated it, she stays nice and neat and you only have to endure it one time. I don't know about you but I'm sure without the bush you would be more inclined to perform oral and I'm sure she will enjoy those benefits!

    I don't mind oral if it's unshaven.. I prefer it except sometimes if hot it does smell... I guess it's nature though!


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    loveBBhate
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 645 ✭✭✭loveBBhate


    mcrods wrote: »
    I don't mind oral if it's unshaven.. I prefer it except sometimes if hot it does smell... I guess it's nature though!

    Ye doirty fcukin bastard ye!


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    HomelessMidge
    Registered Users Posts: 334 ✭✭HomelessMidge


    loveBBhate wrote: »
    Ye doirty fcukin bastard ye!

    When he said that I was like TROLL. Seriously if he's not a troll that's nasty!


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    Sauve
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    Thread closed, it's not suitable for here.


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