Some people and their personal hygiene

FearDark

So I was at the gym this evening, sitting down on one of the machines just about to do a set when some lad walks by me and this smell hits me in the face. It's a smell that could only be achieved by something decomposing, mixed with a sort of sock stew and a hint of poo. It was utterly vile. And here's this fella walking around in his tracksuit inflicting his rank noxious smells on the rest of the gym-goers oblivious to himself. Ten seconds later I saw a woman behind him in the queue for the water fountain turn on her heels and gawk. I know how she felt.

Then in the pub tonight I happen to be standing behind a youngish enough fella, looked to be a student. Then it hit me. Shit. It was shit. Not even fart, this lad smelt like he had shat himself. It was festering in his jocks and making its way into my nostrils. I slowly backed away and waited for another chance to order.

What the hell is wrong with some people? I won't leave the house unless I've had a shower. I have to have one in the morning, I will 99% of the time have another in the evening depending on whether I go for a run or go to the gym or do some kind of exercise. I'm conscious of smelling bad. I would hate if someone thought I had poor personal hygiene. Are these people unable to smell themselves? Why inflict it on others?

I won't even get started on the amount of lads I see in bathrooms coming out of the stalls and walking straight out the door without washing their hands. Vile.

BillyMitchel

But we are having water problems!

That many smells, ever think it is you?! Paranoid yet?






















Smelly focker

wretcheddomain

Says the poster who is using a filthy keyboard to type his post, and in the process, probably touched his face with the **** of mites and bacteria.

FearDark

FearDark wrote: »

I won't even get started on the amount of lads I see in bathrooms coming out of the stalls and walking straight out the door without washing their hands. Vile.

Saves you washing yours though, not much point in doing it when you see someone else walk straight out.

XxMCRxBabyxX

When I was in 5th and 6th year we had a German exchange student in our class who refused to wash. Actually refused. It was horrible. You could smell her from a mile away. And she wasn't a small girl either which didn't help, especially after P.E. We used to all sit on the opposite side of the classroom from her to try get away from the smell. She wasn't a fan of the whole brushing her hair or her teeth (on which she had braces) either so yea...

Chucken

FearDark wrote: »

So I was at the gym this evening, sitting down on one of the machines just about to do a set when some lad walks by me and this smell hits me in the face. It's a smell that could only be achieved by something decomposing, mixed with a sort of sock stew and a hint of poo. It was utterly vile. And here's this fella walking around in his tracksuit inflicting his rank noxious smells on the rest of the gym-goers oblivious to himself. Ten seconds later I saw a woman behind him in the queue for the water fountain turn on her heels and gawk. I know how she felt.

Then in the pub tonight I happen to be standing behind a youngish enough fella, looked to be a student. Then it hit me. Shit. It was shit. Not even fart, this lad smelt like he had shat himself. It was festering in his jocks and making its way into my nostrils. I slowly backed away and waited for another chance to order.

What the hell is wrong with some people? I won't leave the house unless I've had a shower. I have to have one in the morning, I will 99% of the time have another in the evening depending on whether I go for a run or go to the gym or do some kind of exercise. I'm conscious of smelling bad. I would hate if someone thought I had poor personal hygiene. Are these people unable to smell themselves? Why inflict it on others?

I won't even get started on the amount of lads I see in bathrooms coming out of the stalls and walking straight out the door without washing their hands. Vile.

Hmmm. So everywhere you were,you detected a smell? Was it your own socks?

And..in the pub after the gym? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

wretcheddomain

Chucken wrote: »

Hmmm. So everywhere you were,you detected a smell? Was it your own socks?

And..in the pub after the gym? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

Stop mutilating his post.

FearDark

Chucken wrote: »

Hmmm. So everywhere you were,you detected a smell? Was it your own socks?

And..in the pub after the gym? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

I was playing poker.

Chucken

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Stop mutilating his post.

Nah

FearDark wrote: »

I was playing poker.

Did you win?

Chucken

Chucken wrote: »

And..in the pub after the gym? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

Drinking after the gym is feckin class.

dee_mc

One of the couriers who delivers to the place I work smells so bad on a Tuesday it makes me want to vom. Any other day of the week there is no noticeable smell, but for whatever reason Tuesday is a stinky day for him... I've had customers ask if we have a sewage problem in the few minutes after he's left the shop...

BorneTobyWilde

Wash hands after using the public bathroom. No !
That's silly

So you walk into a bathroom, put your hands on the door handle , that same door handle you just know has the germs of 100's of men on, ,you then proceed to handle your self with these hands , the same hands that you just got contaminated with who knows what, you then wash your hands and leave by the same door LOL You're crazy

You wash your hands before you use the bathroom silly !!
Then again after, then use some clean tissue to open handle of door when leaving

cruais

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Wash hands after using the public bathroom. No !
That's silly

So you walk into a bathroom, put your hands on the door handle , that same door handle you just know has the germs of 100's of men on, ,you then proceed to handle your self with these hands , the same hands that you just got contaminated with who knows what, you then wash your hands and leave by the same door LOL You're crazy

You wash your hands before you use the bathroom silly !!
Then again after, then use some clean tissue to open handle of door when leaving

I smell an OCD alert!

loveBBhate

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

When I was in 5th and 6th year we had a German exchange student in our class who refused to wash. Actually refused. It was horrible. You could smell her from a mile away. And she wasn't a small girl either which didn't help, especially after P.E. We used to all sit on the opposite side of the classroom from her to try get away from the smell. She wasn't a fan of the whole brushing her hair or her teeth (on which she had braces) either so yea...

Fcuking hipsters.

loveBBhate

Chucken wrote: »

And..in the pub after the gym? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

This could have been OP's 30th gym session in a row with no pub sessions in between and on this night he was simply treating himself to a Smirnoff

Untouchable Peasant

FearDark wrote: »

this smell hits me in the face. It's a smell that could only be achieved by something decomposing, mixed with a sort of sock stew and a hint of poo.

Then in the pub tonight I happen to be standing behind a youngish enough fella, looked to be a student. Then it hit me. Shit. It was shit.

Have you checked your shoes? Maybe you've stood in something.

Tigger

i work in a shop in in mayo
there are customers that cause you to open the loading bay and the front door to get some air
i worry that the next people think its us

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

its the same **** every single time some boys need to grow up and not rely just on looks i hate that . its useless to think only because she pretty u could go out with her .. uhh SOME BOYS ARE JUST D!CK$ .thumbs up if you agree

:pac:

Sir Osis of Liver.

Does anyone else flush public toilets (work or pub) with their feet?
Or open toilet door handles the same way?

Im a fcukin jacks ninja.

Voodoomelon

I giggled like a schoolboy reading the first post. Our new Flutterin' Bantam!

LETHAL LADY

My current crappy job has the added bonus of dealing with some of the smelliest feckers I've ever met. There is one man in particular that has such a strong odour it makes my eyes water every time he comes in. He is such a nice man and always chats away, but I swear I don't breathe in while talking to him. I really can't describe the smell but it's not the usual pissy or ****ty stink you get off smelly folks.