House being egged😡

ladam

My house has been egged twice this week by my brothers friends aged between 17-20!!! We've had this problem a few times in the past, its wrecks the paint and the cars and i'm sick of it!!!
The only thing I can put it down to is my brother isnt the most well behaved person and is defo in with a wrong crowd (hoping he cops on to life any day now) and I feel like theres a sinister reason behind the egging ... Has anyone ever heard of a particular reason for egging?? Any help would be greatly appreciated because i'm running out of self control with these f**ckers!!

billymitchell

ladam wrote: »

My house has been egged twice this week by my brothers friends aged between 17-20!!! We've had this problem a few times in the past, its wrecks the paint and the cars and i'm sick of it!!!
The only thing I can put it down to is my brother isnt the most well behaved person and is defo in with a wrong crowd (hoping he cops on to life any day now) and I feel like theres a sinister reason behind the egging ... Has anyone ever heard of a particular reason for egging?? Any help would be greatly appreciated because i'm running out of self control with these f**ckers!!

You tried calling the cops?

Ace Attorney

Are you being egged by mexicans?

wexie

usually it means that they (the eggers) are trying to indicate some form of displeasure with you (the eggee).

Muise...

are you a politician?

mutley18

I'm guessing "for the craic" - the thrill and adrenaline boost of running away after the throwing of the eggs. I was more of a tee-pee-er myself.

wandatowell

I used to egg houses at Halloween as a young fella till one time another group of fellas egged my parents house.

It wasn't nice being on the receiving end so I copped on and grew up.


Though if my brother was egging my house I'd harden the fcuk up and get my dad to sort him out

Mint Aero

I'm sorry but 17-20? Did they miss graduating onto heroin or something?

PizzamanIRL

He was probably being egged on by his friends.

Rho b

Are the eggs that they throw at your place fertilized?

Nodster

have you seen the price of eggs? cheap as chips

loveBBhate

An I missing something here? :P Why are your brothers friends egging your house? Doesn't make sense?! A random house, yes, bitta fun and that but I don't see the point in egging your friends brothers house or your brothers house with your friends?

Did you refuse to buy them drink or something and maybe their being rebellious resulting in these underage activities?

Or are these 'friends' on bad terms with your brother and maybe trying to get at him? Confused here...

Mickey H

There's only one thing for it OP.

A sniper rifle out the top window.

That'll teach them.

Rho b

Nodster wrote: »

have you seen the price of eggs? cheap as chips

Commercially produced. Free range stick better....

loveBBhate

Nodster wrote: »

have you seen the price of eggs? cheap as chips

http://m.tesco.ie/mt/www.tesco.ie/groceries/product/browse/default.aspx?N=4294829778&Ne=4294954028

MadsL

When I moved into the inner city in 2006 to our new apartment with a balcony overlooking 'the flats' us "posh bastards" were egged...however we soon discovered that a champagne bottle travelling 5 floors DOWN is a bit more intimidating than an egg thrown 5 floors UP.

Oddly, the egging ceased.

loveBBhate

MadsL wrote: »

When I moved into the inner city in 2006 to our new apartment with a balcony overlooking 'the flats' us "posh bastards" were egged...however we soon discovered that a champagne bottle travelling 5 floors DOWN is a bit more intimidating than an egg thrown 5 floors UP.

Oddly, the egging ceased.

The right job, back at them and ten times worse. They're your brothers friends so at least ya know who they are. Out ya get with a bat or a club or a cue ball in a sock the next time and they won't be long stopping

HomelessMidge

Getting in with a bad crowd?

Hardly a bad crowd throwing a few eggs. Wait til he gets in with the crowd selling crack and throwing grenades!

But seriously just wait for them then egg them back. Or source a high powered paintball gun and have even more fun, from a distance.

Mint Aero

HomelessMidge wrote: »

But seriously just wait for them then egg them back. Or source a high powered paintball gun and have even more fun, from a distance.

I'm up for this. I'll lay wait in a tree or nice shrubbery if you've no trees OP with a paintball gun. Be like 'nam all over again.

Uaru

Make a mock up court summons in their names and send it to their gaffs for the egging.

I have this rock outside my house, ever since it's been there my house hasn't been egged. I would be willing to sell you this rock, if the price is right.

shruikan2553

Take up archery. If you are good you can shoot the eggs out of the sky, or shoot them. It's up to you. I would recommend compound for the flesh piercing power, suppose it would be effective against the eggs too.

Ruu

Ask John Prescott what he did when he was egged.

endacl

wexie wrote: »

usually it means that they (the eggers) are trying to indicate some form of displeasure with you (the eggee).

Eggsactly!

Paulie Gualtieri

Not sure why sh1theads would do this to a person's property , do you know if they were taking yolks?

MonaPizza

It's a shell game, don't go ova the top just yet.

dmc17

Rho b wrote: »

Commercially produced. Free range stick better....

You can throw them further too as the range isn't limited on them...

razorblunt

Your brother is hanging around with bad yolks.

Wacker The Attacker

At he's not out fertilising eggs. Imagine any of these skanks bringing new life into the world.

loveBBhate

Pun.

keithclancy

Hide in the bushes naked with a samurai sword.

wildlifeboy

my house got egged by teenagers who were with girls about 6 years ago. i ran in and got a 12 pack of eggs out of the fridge and drove after them. i caught up with them and egged the one responsible repeatedly.. all the girls were laughing at him and he ran home crying.:pac:

Hello_MrFox

If the people who did this are in the age bracket you have stated, i think they need to have a good long look in the mirror and re-evaluate where they are in life.

kylith

If it's your brother's mates just give your brother a hiding every time the house is egged. Tell him the beatings stop when the eggs do. Then make him repaint the house to rectify the damage.

stevedublin

unfortunately you'll always get a few bad eggs.

Bog Standard User

billymitchell wrote: »

You tried calling the cops?

a pointless eggsercise these days cops dont have the resources to deal with it... too busy catching criminals only to be let go free on suspended sentences

.jacksparrow.

This is eggsactly the type of thing gets my blood boiled.