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Star Wars Open Auditions in UK and Ireland

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    They are a "street smart and strong" orphaned girl in her late teens
    What good are street smarts in space?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Mix it in with star trek - Enda would make a great ferengi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,728 ✭✭✭fluke


    ScumLord wrote: »
    What good are street smarts in space?

    In a place like Mos Eisley it's all about the street smarts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    ScumLord wrote: »
    What good are street smarts in space?

    That Australian girl is still here send her an email quick


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Star Wars auditions finally come to Ireland, unfortunately for me twenty years too late :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    *Reads*

    Young, beautiful, handsome....


    *sigh*

    Fcuk you Disney, fcuk you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    "Bi" is an ethnicity now ?? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    MadsL wrote: »
    *Reads*

    Young, beautiful, handsome....


    *sigh*

    Fcuk you Disney, fcuk you.

    Soooooooo no wookies or ewoks bah humbug


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    MadsL wrote: »
    *Reads*

    Young, beautiful, handsome....


    *sigh*

    Fcuk you Disney, fcuk you.

    Tell them your dog died and you're doing it for him. You'll surely get the role.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    calling all 50 year old geeks


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I'll audition if theres a weeks dogging trip with chewbacca


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    I'll audition if theres a weeks dogging trip with chewbacca

    There's great dogging up in Howth, apparently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    There's great dogging up in Howth, apparently.

    Hmmmmm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    MadsL wrote: »
    "Bi" is an ethnicity now ?? :confused:

    think they probably mean bi racial :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Perfect, I am a smart 18 year old attractive looking, athletic girl. Well obviously not a girl..... or athletic......more homely than beautiful.... but smart yes indeedy, I am as smart as A, B, 3.

    Oh yeah I'm the wrong side of 40 but I could extra the shít out of a being a Jedi lad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,476 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Star War Episode VII - Luke Finally Graduates Jedi School
    Star War Episode VIII - Luke Be a Jedi Tonight
    Star Wars Episode IX - Return and Revenge of the Empire........... Again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    MadsL wrote: »
    "Bi" is an ethnicity now ?? :confused:

    Bi-racial, one presumes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Hmm, I fit most of that, not handsome but they have CGI and make up for that. Shame its in Dublin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Perfect for the role. Am I. Wha.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Bi-racial, one presumes.

    Half-Jedi?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Notorioux


    MadsL wrote: »
    "Bi" is an ethnicity now ?? :confused:

    looool :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,296 ✭✭✭Geomy


    Ah sure aren't they going to base a lot of the outdoor scenes in the Burren Co Clare...
    Mighty try and get a part myself. ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    MadsL wrote: »
    *Reads*

    Young, beautiful, handsome....


    *sigh*

    Fcuk you Disney, fcuk you.

    Just make sure you put down ""species unknown" on your resume.

    They are bound to be casting Yoda's 200 year old lovechild


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 ✭✭rustedtrumpet


    Ive always wanted to be mates with Yoda, opportunity of a lifetime


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    It's an audition of a life time for any aspiring actor. Even if you are only cast as background jedi character #28. All goes on the resume. Not to mention possible networking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 576 ✭✭✭Fishyfreak


    The Dublin auditions are looking for "Scobie-Wan-Kenobi" :D

    *nicked this from this morning's metro-herald*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭Falthyron


    Don't want to ruin anyone's ambitions, but the poster doesn't suggest it is an open audition for Star Wars Episode VII. For all we know, it could be an open audition for the next High School Musical, or a film similar to it. If 'Can you sing?' is on the application form, that place will see the fastest exodus of nerds ever seen. :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    I would like to audition for the character that gets to shove a lightsabre up Jar Jar Binxes hole


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Ive always wanted to be mates with Yoda, opportunity of a lifetime

    I hear he's a right little pr1ck.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    The films are doomed to be cliche ridden rubbish from reading the blurb about the characters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 141 ✭✭sean0


    Anyone go today? Tell us what happened....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I happened to go but the direction I kept getting from them was 'could you do less of the yoda voice'... and finally 'can you leave please'. 'Leaving already I am'.


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