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Dot Cotton

The Diabolical Monocle · 2013-11-05 18:14:09

Just opened Yahoo there, saw a picture of Dot Cotton with some nonsense written under. Looks like she's still alive. How the fck is she still going, she looks like a pepperami, she must preserve herself in a glass jar of formaldehyde every night. Gold medal for the coffin dodging.

05-11-2013 6:14pm

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Just opened Yahoo there, saw a picture of Dot Cotton with some nonsense written under. Looks like she's still alive.

How the fck is she still going, she looks like a pepperami, she must preserve herself in a glass jar of formaldehyde every night.

Gold medal for the coffin dodging.

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#2 05-11-2013 6:15pm

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Imagine being forced to masturbate to this picture -

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/2/4/1265302945202/Dot-Cotton-June-Brown-in--001.jpg

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#3 05-11-2013 6:15pm

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The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Just opened Yahoo there, saw a picture of Dot Cotton with some nonsense written under. Looks like she's still alive.

How the fck is she still going, she looks like a pepperami, she must preserve herself in a glass jar of formaldehyde every night.

Gold medal for the coffin dodging.

Ha ha I'll call her Dodge Coffin from now on

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#4 05-11-2013 6:16pm

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It's all that sherry she drinks

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#5 05-11-2013 6:16pm

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Augmerson wrote: »

Imagine being forced to masturbate to this picture -

challenge accepted

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#6 05-11-2013 6:18pm

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Driveby Dogboy wrote: »

challenge accepted

Doffs cap

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#7 05-11-2013 6:18pm

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Augmerson wrote: »

Imagine being forced to masturbate to this picture -

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/2/4/1265302945202/Dot-Cotton-June-Brown-in--001.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM

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#8 05-11-2013 6:18pm

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The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Just opened Yahoo there, saw a picture of Dot Cotton with some nonsense written under. Looks like she's still alive.

How the fck is she still going, she looks like a pepperami, she must preserve herself in a glass jar of formaldehyde every night.

Gold medal for the coffin dodging.

to be fair she is in her 80's... fair play to her still going... she smokes like a chimney.

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#9 05-11-2013 6:19pm

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mean thread is mean

Good luck and many more happy years to the old girl I say*

*hope I havent jinxed her

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#10 05-11-2013 6:21pm

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As Dot Cotton is actually a TV character, she could ostensibly live for decades more.

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#11 05-11-2013 6:22pm

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Driveby Dogboy wrote: »

challenge accepted

For those about to fap, we salute you.

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#12 05-11-2013 6:25pm

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I don't see anything wrong with her for her age. There was certainly nothing wrong with her when she was younger.

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#13 05-11-2013 6:29pm

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My name is URL wrote: »

It's all that sherry she drinks

Bog Standard User wrote: »

to be fair she is in her 80's... fair play to her still going... she smokes like a chimney.

This has to be something to do with it.
Like some kind of 'curing' ... internal organs smoked and dipped in sherry leaving a seal through which no virus can pass.

Mummy stuff.

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#14 05-11-2013 6:34pm

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Augmerson wrote: »

Imagine being forced to masturbate to this picture -

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/2/4/1265302945202/Dot-Cotton-June-Brown-in--001.jpg

Very apt facial expression!!

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#15 05-11-2013 6:40pm

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Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I don't see anything wrong with her for her age. There was certainly nothing wrong with her when she was younger.

Could use the before and after pics as an anti smoking message.

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#16 05-11-2013 7:49pm

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tv and soaps

or

celebs

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