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7-Year-Old Suspended From School For Biting Breakfast Pastry into the shape of a gun

  • 01-11-2013 8:49pm
    #1
    tomdempsey200
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    very funny video


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  • #2
    Hitchens
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    ROFL


  • #3
    lkionm
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    Lolcano


  • #4
    tomdempsey200
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    is it working?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4IOMuX_nyM


  • #5
    dodderangler
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    If he takes a dump the shape of a grenade would he get expelled for dropping bombs?


  • #6
    wazky
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    In fairness, he could be a cereal-killer.....


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  • #7
    131spanner
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    The time has come to arm the teachers, I think. Definitely. Well, maybe.


  • #8
    miralize
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    131spanner wrote: »
    The time has come to arm the teachers, I think. Definitely. Well, maybe.
    What with?... Croissants?


  • #9
    clairefontaine
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    I love how the news points out the child has ADHD as if HE is the problem.

    Jesus Christ.


  • #10
    131spanner
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    miralize wrote: »
    What with?... Croissants?

    Not sure with what yet. We'll look into that... Cuisine De France bread-sticks maybe?


  • #11
    tricky D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,700 ✭✭✭tricky D


    miralize wrote: »
    What with?... Croissants?

    Bananas, obviously.


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  • #12
    wazky
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    131spanner wrote: »
    Not sure with what yet. We'll look into that... Cuisine De France bread-sticks maybe?

    Get the ones from Tesco, skull crackers.


  • #13
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    I heard another kid shook his milk carton.

    Got suspended for a week because it looked like he was calling everyone a wa*ker.


  • #14
    Malibu Stacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭Malibu Stacy


    When I see stories like this, I understand why people choose to homeschool. :(


  • #15
    Riddle101
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    Christ, when I was 7 I played with toy guns and would bring them to school to play with my friend. This is just ridiculous.


  • #16
    Fr_Dougal
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    Obviously a terrorist in the making. Should have shipped him off to Guantanamo.


  • #17
    Boombastic
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    you're under a vest, viva le france as they say in rome


  • #18
    Tombo2001
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    I remember when I was a kid we had a student teacher in one day, and she asked us all to think of an invention and draw it into our copy books....

    We were 9 yrs old I think, and we were all drawing pictures of robots that could make chocolate cake and so on.

    This one kid designed a 'sex machine'. It looked like a soft drinks dispenser, a great big box with buttons and lights. But its main features were the relevant body parts.....

    So the teacher came around at the end of the class to see everyone's invention. He wouldn't show her his invention, and the teacher thought he was being shy and that he thought it wasn't any good....so she kept at him.

    To this day, I can still remember the reddener on her when he finally showed it to everyone.

    As an aside, brilliant teacher, great craic, I'd say it was the single best day we ever had in school.


  • #19
    Wattle
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    We should get Ould Mr Brennan in to give him a stern talking to. Is he still alive?


  • #20
    tomdempsey200
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    Wattle wrote: »
    We should get Ould Mr Brennan in to give him a stern talking to. Is he still alive?

    was he ever?


  • #21
    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    tomdempsey200 wrote: »
    was he ever?

    You mean he didn't exist? :(


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  • #22
    tomdempsey200
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭tomdempsey200


    Tombo2001 wrote: »
    I remember when I was a kid we had a student teacher in one day, and she asked us all to think of an invention and draw it into our copy books....

    We were 9 yrs old I think, and we were all drawing pictures of robots that could make chocolate cake and so on.

    This one kid designed a 'sex machine'. It looked like a soft drinks dispenser, a great big box with buttons and lights. But its main features were the relevant body parts.....

    So the teacher came around at the end of the class to see everyone's invention. He wouldn't show her his invention, and the teacher thought he was being shy and that he thought it wasn't any good....so she kept at him.

    To this day, I can still remember the reddener on her when he finally showed it to everyone.

    As an aside, brilliant teacher, great craic, I'd say it was the single best day we ever had in school.

    be a good idea something like that

    a dispenser where you could just pay for an artificial ride in a photo booth or something


    legal with government taxes and everything


  • #23
    Pretzill
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    I thought it was a doughnut he fashioned into a gun because when he went to shoot it, it jammed ;)


  • #24
    wp_rathead
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    Pretzill wrote: »
    I thought it was a doughnut he fashioned into a gun because when he went to shoot it, it jammed ;)

    Didn't get that at first..
    I had glazed look of confusion..


  • #25
    aaakev
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    clairefontaine wrote: »
    I love how the news points out the child has ADHD as if HE is the problem.

    Jesus Christ.

    What do you think the problem is?

    Just curious and in no way do i think the kid is!! When i was 7 everything was a gun, my 6 yr old lad is now asleep with an arsonal under his covers too....


  • #26
    dipdip
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    When I was ten I shot four classmates and all I got was a slap on the wrist.


  • #27
    Rho b
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    I would not allow my children to have a pastry for breakfast during school days. Maybe a croissant on the odd Sunday with brunch.
    Problem solved - no pastries at school = no replicas of guns.
    Freggin America - fúck yeah!!


  • #28
    dodderangler
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    Wattle wrote: »
    We should get Ould Mr Brennan in to give him a stern talking to. Is he still alive?

    Course he is. Lives in Florida. Pops over t Ireland once in a blue moon


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