Weirdest questions asked on the internet

WoollyRedHat

I was bored today so decided to look at some yahoo answers, and some of the stuff that is asked is just bat****.

i no this may sound stupid but apparently in real life there are vampires and it scares me be because my canines are sharper then a regular humans at least i think. also i have an urge to bite things and drink my own blood when i get cut.also i like reading anything vampire.

Sounds like you want to be a vampire. But to be a true vampire like my husband and I, you have to have the urge to drink another persons blood and enjoy it. My husband and I drink from each other and no one else (for health reasons). As far as the other stuff about sunlight, crosses, wooden stakes, garlic, being immortal, etc. is BS. What makes you a vampire is the drinking of another persons blood and enjoying it. And before everyone says that we are crazy or are caught up in a fad, we've been this way for years. Long before twilight and true blood. Hope this helps.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081129135306AAlniA


Dafuq?

paulbok

The story or that you went looking for it?

sonny jim bob jones

There was a recent thread about stupid questions on the interweb such as how many days in the month of June in a leap year...

AnonoBoy

Saw someone on line asking who the greatest dancer.

Silly question..... already answered by Sister Sledge too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awHh1BVpuXQ

PizzamanIRL

Do you ever sniff a colleagues chair?

That was weird.

KKkitty

On Yahoo Answers someone apparently asked how to unbake a cake.

Miike

KKkitty wrote: »

On Yahoo Answers someone apparently asked how to unbake a cake.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100623180655AAnBJFJ

Laughed so much over this

131spanner

There was a Yahoo Answers from someone who's house was on fire while they were typing. They wanted to know that if they insured it online now, could they make a claim :pac:

Driveby Dogboy

what does the fox say?

Real Life

http://i.imgur.com/g9QPbNr.jpg?1

Sir Osis of Liver.

Can you be put away for accidentally dropping a wardrobe on your friend?

Wacker The Attacker

If you thrust your fully erect penis into a block of ice how long would it take for you to lose your hard on?

Wacker The Attacker

What's the scientific term for a wide on?

LOSTfan57

will you wear a poppy 2013.....

Wacker The Attacker

Can you take a drag off a cigarette with your arse?

Roger_007

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

If you thrust your fully erect penis into a block of ice how long would it take for you to lose your hard on?

You've met my wife then.:eek:

Wacker The Attacker

Roger_007 wrote: »

You've met my wife then.:eek:

Afraid so

SaviourOfNoobs

I think you're all on the wrong side of the internet.......

Itwasntme.

Do Ugandans lay eggs?

http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/22/10-yahoo-answers-2011/

SaviourOfNoobs

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Do Ugandans lay eggs?

http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/22/10-yahoo-answers-2011/

Oh good god.............

KKkitty

Is this dress too sexy for my sister?

KKkitty

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Do Ugandans lay eggs?

http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/22/10-yahoo-answers-2011/

Everyone knows they lay Uggs

loveBBhate

'My girl swallowed after oral now I'm worried she get pregnant. i bought her laxatives but don't know how to ask'?

'how do i nicely ask he to take the laxative so she doesn't get prenant'.

So much wrong with this

My name is URL

Maybe I've just got too much faith in the human race, but most of these questions seem like bull**** troll ones to me.

loveBBhate

KKkitty wrote: »

Everyone knows they lay Uggs

Yup, uggs and sweat pants

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=uggs%20and%20sweat%20pants

AllthingsCP

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

I was bored today so decided to look at some yahoo answers, and some of the stuff that is asked is just bat****.


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081129135306AAlniA


Dafuq?

Question deleted on Yahoo, lol mad stuff

Pushtrak

You could be laughing for hours at questions on Yahoo Answers.


http://24.media.tumblr.com/3935c1c3a1f8e50f0bd42f18f25d1a48/tumblr_mv3n8q3R341r04s8fo1_1280.png
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loveBBhate

My name is URL wrote: »

Maybe I've just got too much faith in the human race, but most of these questions seem like bull**** troll ones to me.

True that. They're funny but some of them are just beyond belief.

Stuff like this though would make you question that bit if faith you have in the human race...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

WoollyRedHat

AllthingsCP wrote: »

Question deleted on Yahoo, lol mad stuff

Another one bits the dust!

Some of them must be trolls, either that or we have some seriously stupid/ crazy people out there.

This one about Georgia is something else
http://www.funatiq.com/images/yahoo-answers-question.jpg

I live in georegia but i dont see rusia no where not even sound but they says theres tanks should i be worrie
I herd on the news that Rusia has invaded but I dont see them no where wats going on

Mind boggling if serious

The King of Moo

How is babby formed?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080820174408AAZkbcG

darragh16

How can I test if my son is gay?

I am worried my son might be gay. I want to get him checked. Isn't it possible to get a hormone check? A vocal cord check? Can't a doctor indicate he's gay or not? My son has almost no muscles and narrow shoulders. He has blue eyes. He talks in a very high pitch voice and while he sings he sounds like a castrato. He tells me his voice is called tenor.
How can I test if my son is gay?

Answer:

There's a really simple test you can do at home.

Get some vinegar, get some baking soda. Then make a big clay volcano. Then while this is erupting. If your son is too busy sucking d1ck. He's gay

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100221080353AALiFVl