Halloween treats

Kaiser D

Hi, me and a few mates are sitting in this evening and we've decided to get into the Halloween spirit, so we're going to give out some treats to kids or the likes.

So far we have the following:
Chicken wings
Chocolate covered onions

What else can we give out ?

Hande hoche!

Toothpaste.

Mongarra

You can give out about them calling and annoying you!

I got some packets of mini bars/sweets and some Tayto-type packets but didn't get any soft drinks because some sensitive parents might allow the odd sweet or crisps but would consider sugary drinks a step too far particularly with recent publicity.

PizzamanIRL

An RTE TV Guide

kneemos

Carrots,pieces of Broccoli,lettuce leaves and any other healthy vegetable that every child knows will poison them.

snubbleste

I thought the prevailing social breeze is men giving sweets to kids are to viewed as suspect

Bears and Vodka

Yokes

petrolcan

Sh1te rolled in glitter

theblaqueguy

Some fruit apples or oranges help them get their 5 a day

Birneybau

Newspapers that I couldn't fit into the last recycling bag I put out.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

thought i'd be in the hospital this evening, so didn't get any sweets. every knock on the door is a tension filled nightmare now.

Vodka jelly and cigarettes

kneemos

Little gems of good advice.

shruikan2553

Contraceptives

Pang

Mandarins.

Cuppa soups?

shruikan2553

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Contraceptives

:pac:

scotchy

I've spent a fortune on fun size bars and sweets and not one caller yet, not even any sign of kids on the road. what time do they start?



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Sigourney

Invite them in one at a time for some horseplay.

kneemos

scotchy wrote: »

I've spent a fortune on fun size bars and sweets and not one caller yet, not even any sign of kids on the road. what time do they start?



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When the Cider's gone.

funt cucker

The doorbell is hopping and it's only 18:10, 40 bags already handed out!!!!!
I've about 10 left!!

Please make it stop!!!!!!!

Richard Hillman

scotchy wrote: »

I've spent a fortune on fun size bars and sweets and not one caller yet, not even any sign of kids on the road. what time do they start?



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I would say about 6-7 o'clock would be peak time. I bought about €15 worth of stuff about 2 years ago (all the cheap stuff in the shop was gone) and not one person called to the door :mad:

I have only had 2 callers in groups tonight so far. I am hoping for no more as I want the rest to myself

Lawrence1895

A doorbell, that sounds like a Rottweiler, who wasn't fed for days

meoklmrk91

I have had around 10, it's nice, seeing the kids in their costumes is the one part of Halloween that I like, I hate the fireworks, bonfires and scumbags.

Sunnyisland

Not one knocked here yet ?






Today is non fruit day in this house, sweets & chocolate for everyone....

Kaiser D

We've just ran out of chicken wings.


Covering cols saussages in chocolate now.

MarkR

Cans of red bull and kittens.

wazky

Ticking clocks in box covered in wires.

Sulla Felix

MarkR wrote: »

Cans of red bull and kittens.

Jesus, I could actually do that. There's a feral cat that had a litter a few weeks ago living somewhere in my back yard...

scotchy

A lot of yummy mummy's coming to the door with the kids.

The nicer the mom, the more sweets the kid gets.



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BeerWolf

Kaiser D wrote: »

Chocolate covered onions

Think I threw up a little... :eek:

Toots

Chocolate covered laxatives. Last one to soil themselves wins Halloween.

funt cucker

I'm done all cleaned out and their still knocking.

Paddy Fields

Not one so far. Emmerdale at 7 so they have 24 minutes to avail of the Rancheros or they can fook off and I'll have them myself.

sdanseo

An auld fella on our road used to give us about 20p each in coppers wrapped in tinfoil. Back then that'd get you 20 penny sweets, wasn't actually too bad, if a bit weird.

BeerWolf

BeerWolf wrote: »

Think I threw up a little... :eek:

That's how you troll kids