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Jeremy Kyle - what's wrong with his 'guests'?

  • 30-10-2013 11:24pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭


    Why haven't at least one of them kicked the sh*te out of him, preferably on air?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    Because the overwhelming majority of what happens is stage managed?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    coolhull wrote: »
    Why haven't at least one of them kicked the sh*te out of him, preferably on air?

    Because there not intelligent enough to realise that they are being baited by him!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Cause it called The Jeremy Kyle Show now get your life together and put something on the end of it before reproducing and expecting the state to pay for your offspring


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    "Meth Joe, tis terrible Joe, they all be chewing the faces off themselves on the show & they don't be giving any to us audience members Joe"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    The guests are all braindead white trash and they are paid to appear on the show. They're happy to collect the money to buy more tins of cheap beer


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Jeremy Kyle - what's wrong with his 'guests'?

    More like what's right with them:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    They're all inbreds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭tim3000


    People with less money than self respect. Terrible television not a patch on Jerry Springer.. the U.S. has the market cornered on white trash ha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    They are all staged, nothing else to do with their day only to go on tv and make up shįtë, then they all sit around the tv at 9/10 am (or whatever time it's on) slap each other on the back and crack open another 50p can of cider!! Then they try to reenact their made up stories and try to get back on the show again...............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    But is there enough money in the world to show yourself up before the nation as a thick, half -reared sack of sh1te' ?
    I mean, at some stage they would have to go home and face their friends and family.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,868 ✭✭✭Andersonisgod


    coolhull wrote: »
    But is there enough money in the world to show yourself up before the nation as a thick, half -reared sack of sh1te' ?
    I mean, at some stage they would have to go home and face their friends and family.

    Their family and friends are on the show next week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,761 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Badly educated, no standards, sexually loose, maybe with a drug addiction, some look inbred, bad tempers, no self control...the list goes on.
    Apart from that nothing wrong with them...just be happy you are not them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,710 ✭✭✭✭Paully D


    Too much security for them to even try anything.

    Also, the guests aren't paid. They're given a free hotel and bar for the night. That says it all about the type of people who go on there.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 360 ✭✭creep


    Quite simply Because if they lay a finger on him they know they won't get a penny for appearing on the show and know Jeremy Kyle will take them to the cleaners. They also know its been recorded. Scumbags are Scumbags but there not that dumb


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭mathepac


    RobertKK wrote: »
    Badly educated, no standards, sexually loose, maybe with a drug addiction, some look inbred, bad tempers, no self control...the list goes on....
    In other words some of them are very vulnerable people, easily exploited. It turns my stomach that that pompous prick gets rich by humiliating them on air.

    I've seen 2 or 3 programmes and I wish his Irish ancestor, a Coyle, had put something on the end of his and saved us from his vile predatory descendent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,627 ✭✭✭LowOdour


    coolhull wrote: »
    Why haven't at least one of them kicked the sh*te out of him, preferably on air?

    Cus some of the are too busy burning their kids to death to get a bigger house, maybe?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    coolhull wrote: »
    Why haven't at least one of them kicked the sh*te out of him, preferably on air?

    They are all getting well paid for taking part in his bull$hite.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,839 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    I was delivering some stuff to a warehouse in Doncaster a year or so ago.

    I could not get any of the staff to unload my truck because one of them was on it having a DNA test done!

    According to the lads there, the show is definitely not a fix.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    I was delivering some stuff to a warehouse in Doncaster a year or so ago.

    I could not get any of the staff to unload my truck because one of them was on it having a DNA test done!

    According to the lads there, the show is definitely not a fix.

    That's another thing..
    It takes days, and usually weeks, for the results of a DNA test to come back, even in official investigations.
    Ok, I understand about time delays, camera tricks etc, but surely the rest of Britain cannot be stupid enough to believe that the DNA results on Kyles show take less than 40 minutes?
    Or maybe I'm overestimating the intelligence of some sections of British society.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,839 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    coolhull wrote: »
    That's another thing..
    It takes days, and usually weeks, for the results of a DNA test to come back, even in official investigations.
    Ok, I understand about time delays, camera tricks etc, but surely the rest of Britain cannot be stupid enough to believe that the DNA results on Kyles show take less than 40 minutes?
    Or maybe I'm overestimating the intelligence of some sections of British society.
    I would think they do the test however long it takes before the recording of the show is done.

    The guests then appear to do some background interviews to create some 'context' and the results are announced.


    Can't believe I'm defending that rubbish!!:o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    He barely escapes with his life in this one :pac:


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