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Man orders Prostitute and gets shock when she arrives ...

Skid X · 2013-10-30 23:11:17

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/dad-stunned-when-prostitute-he-ordered-turned-1088341 "My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period." - fair play to him, that would put any family under pressure. This story is a few years old, but Jeremy…

30-10-2013 11:11pm

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http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/dad-stunned-when-prostitute-he-ordered-turned-1088341

A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room - and answered the door to his own daughter.

Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.

Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute.

He said: "I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

His wife Rosemary said: "If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay."

"My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period." - fair play to him, that would put any family under pressure.

This story is a few years old, but Jeremy Kyle is reportedly offering them all sorts of money to appear on his show ...

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#2 30-10-2013 11:12pm

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Skid X wrote: »

This story is a few years old, but Jeremy Kyle is reportedly offering them all sorts of money to appear on his show ...

What a ****

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#3 30-10-2013 11:12pm

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Urban legend comes true?

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#4 30-10-2013 11:15pm

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That's why you should always check there pics out first on the local escort site,

Or so I have been told :-)

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#5 30-10-2013 11:17pm

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Did she give him a discount since he was family?

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#6 30-10-2013 11:17pm

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realies wrote: »

That's why you should always check there pics out first on the local escort site,

Or so I have told :-)

It acts as a check against having read some of the abbreviations of the services offered incorrectly.

So those into that kind of thing tell me.

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#7 30-10-2013 11:18pm

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Skid X wrote: »

"My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period." - fair play to him, that would put any family under pressure.

What would put any family under pressure? We didn't hear why his marriage was in difficulty.

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#8 30-10-2013 11:19pm

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I thought this was going to be a story about the prostitute being trans and what would you do?

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#9 30-10-2013 11:19pm

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Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Urban legend comes true?

I did a quick search and there doesn't appear to be a definitive answer either way about whether this story is true or not.

It was covered in a lot of papers, although journalists are by no means immune from running dubious stories.

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#10 30-10-2013 11:37pm

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Stories like this have always popped up. Usually in a pub conversation.
Kinds like the traveller girl saying horse it into me. Everyone knows that old tale.and usually someone says it happened to their mate.

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#11 30-10-2013 11:39pm

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Nicole ? ..... Papa.

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#12 31-10-2013 12:08am

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2011 it seems http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75766846

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#13 31-10-2013 12:09am

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Dirty jezebel.

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#14 31-10-2013 12:13am

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Gummy Panda wrote: »

I thought this was going to be a story about the prostitute being trans and what would you do?

You order a high class prostitute, a few grand is taken from your account to confirm, you open the door to the hotel room and there's a tranny standing there.

What do you do?

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#15 31-10-2013 12:14am

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If you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family

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#16 31-10-2013 12:14am

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token101 wrote: »

What a ****

I sometimes joke about how hard I would put some well-known people in hospital if I ever happened to meet them on the street. However, in Jeremy Bile's case, I would take great pleasure in ramming my fist through his condescending holier-than-thou face.

Christ on a bike, but he's some b****x.

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#17 31-10-2013 12:17am

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Rayne Wooney wrote: »

You order a high class prostitute, a few grand is taken from your account to confirm, you open the door to the hotel room and there's a tranny standing there.

What do you do?

Anal.

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#18 31-10-2013 12:18am

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HighClass wrote: »

Anal.

Apt username

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#19 31-10-2013 12:37am

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Rayne Wooney wrote: »

You order a high class prostitute, a few grand is taken from your account to confirm, you open the door to the hotel room and there's a tranny standing there.

What do you do?

Grab the chainsaw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYH-AgGfmQo

Zombie trannys. Get to the chopper.

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#20 31-10-2013 1:11am

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Mr. Ncube? Sounds like some sort of new gaming console.

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#21 31-10-2013 1:41am

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FearDark wrote: »

Mr. Ncube? Sounds like some sort of new gaming console.

and really **** one at that, completely mediocre middle of the alphabet one, its certainly no x box

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#22 31-10-2013 1:43am

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clearly never heard of door spy holes :rolleyes:

what a ****in amateur

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#23 31-10-2013 1:50am

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Rayne Wooney wrote: »

You order a high class prostitute, a few grand is taken from your account to confirm, you open the door to the hotel room and there's a tranny standing there.

What do you do?

Well, you're only gonna live once and it's not like you are gonna get a receipt or a refund on the night...

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#24 31-10-2013 2:00am

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Daddy or chips?

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#25 31-10-2013 4:03am

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If I was caught up in that situation the first thing I would do is tell the media about it.

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#26 31-10-2013 6:59am

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Probably shocked as it was the first time he had to pay to ride his daughter.

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#27 31-10-2013 7:48am

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Surely he should have got a family discount?

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#28 31-10-2013 8:04am

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#29 31-10-2013 8:22am

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Feckin' nepotism

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