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I found a bundle of CVs at work

  • 29-10-2013 12:47pm
    #1
    Tugboats
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭


    Will I ring people up and call them in for an interview for a job that doesn't exist? :D


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  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Have you got a black couch, a desk and a video camera?


  • #3
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Have you got a black couch, a desk and a video camera?

    Why would you video tape someone moving furniture?


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Don't be an absolute cunt.


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    Why would you video tape someone moving furniture?

    Depends how they are moving it. :)


  • #6
    Fussgangerzone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 371 ✭✭Fussgangerzone


    What are you, a recruiter?


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  • #7
    poundapunnet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭poundapunnet


    Tugboats wrote: »
    Will I ring people up and call them in for an interview for a job that doesn't exist? :D

    I dunno, are you a dickhead or not?


    Banned


  • #8
    Tugboats
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭Tugboats


    I posted this too early in the day and seem to be upsetting the work shy


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Tugboats wrote: »
    I posted this too early in the day and seem to be upsetting the work shy

    Excuse me. Work shy? I'm going to get an infraction for this, but you're a dick.


  • #10
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Don't be an arsehole.











    But if you really insist..do this:
    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Have you got a black couch, a desk and a video camera?

    :pac:


  • #11
    poundapunnet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭poundapunnet


    Tugboats wrote: »
    I posted this too early in the day and seem to be upsetting the work shy

    You poor workaholic you, dossing on boards and arsing around with CVs, god love you


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  • #12
    Fussgangerzone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 371 ✭✭Fussgangerzone


    Tugboats wrote: »
    I posted this too early in the day and seem to be upsetting the work shy
    I'm in work, and if I thought you were being serious I wouldn't be impressed.


  • #13
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Tugboats wrote: »
    I posted this too early in the day and seem to be upsetting the work shy

    That doesn't even make sense.


  • #14
    sok2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,075 ✭✭✭sok2005


    Tugboats wrote: »
    Will I ring people up and call them in for an interview for a job that doesn't exist? :D

    I have a feeling after meeting a potential coworker like you people will feel a lot better about being unemployed!
    So you are actually doing a service to them.


  • #15
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,663 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Tugboats wrote: »
    Will I ring people up and call them in for an interview for a job that doesn't exist? :D

    I think you just summed up HR people everywhere.


  • #16
    Hello Lady!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Hello Lady!


    Maybe the people sending in CV's have applied for your job? Seeing as you are hard at work and all, I doubt that they will be much competition to such a hard worker as you!


  • #17
    theblaqueguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 401 ✭✭theblaqueguy


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Have you got a black couch, a desk and a video camera?

    Ah Backroom Casting Couch my favorite movie site:D


  • #18
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,661 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Tugboats wrote: »
    Will I ring people up and call them in for an interview for a job that doesn't exist? :D

    Call them all back for a second interview to really get their hopes up and see the look of disappointment when you tell them they haven't got the job.


  • #19
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    No way, being out of work is no walk in the park for a lot of people. Interviews= false hope


  • #20
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,917 ✭✭✭Wossack


    to avoid hiring an unlucky person, immediately throw half the cv's in the bin

    viz


  • #21
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #22
    Gandhi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Gandhi


    I posted this too early in the day and seem to be upsetting the work shy

    Anyone who is "work shy" would not even have a CV put together, let alone respond to a call for a fake interview.


  • #23
    Frobby
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7 ✭Frobby


    Im interviewing a few people next week. Think ill be an absolute pr1ck and ask them ridiculous questions.


  • #24
    stretchdoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭stretchdoe


    Frobby wrote: »
    Im interviewing a few people next week. Think ill be an absolute pr1ck and ask them ridiculous questions.

    Do you work for Fox News?


  • #25
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Tugboats wrote: »
    I posted this too early in the day and seem to be upsetting the work shy

    I dont know if you can call them workshy if they've sent in their CVs?:D


  • #26
    Vicar in a tutu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Ya do it and hopefully you'll be caught and fired, just in time for christmas:)


  • #27
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Forgive my ignorance, but what's a tugboat?

    Is it like one of those big steamers?


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    anncoates wrote: »
    Forgive my ignorance, but what's a tugboat?

    Is it like one of those big steamers?

    Tugboats are those small ones that help other boats move into place.

    I took this photo before - see the tiny boat by that huge blue one? It was helping the massive one manoeuvre into Galway docks as it couldn't do it by itself.


  • #29
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Tugboats are those small ones that help other boats move into place.

    So they're more like a small steamer that does a fierce amount of tugging during the course of their day?


  • #30
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Work shy? You are at work messing about with people's CVs and wasting your employers time posting on boards. Despicable.


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