What is a quick way of making money?

OguchiOneywu

Can anyone think of a quick way of making a few grand? Doesn't necessarily have to be legal but I wouldn't want to kill anyone!

wazky

Get a well paid job.

tritium

Oh boy! This could be epic before they close it

(Grabs popcorn)

Zombienosh

Sell yer hole.

The Backwards Man

I know a way.

darrcow

sell your hole

bollix to slow

shruikan2553

Sell your organs.

WoollyRedHat

OguchiOneywu wrote: »

Can anyone think of a quick way of making a few grand? Doesn't necessarily have to be legal but I wouldn't want to kill anyone!

Rosebud

KTRIC

Drugs or prostitution,


I heard

wazky

Zombienosh wrote: »

Sell yer hole.

darrcow wrote: »

sell your hole

Sell your anus.

The_Pretender

You don't have a chemisty degree do you? I've heard you can make a fair bit of money on the side with some knowledge in that area

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Rent yer arse

theblaqueguy

Open up a KFC and sell some fried chicken
If that isn't for you
People always want some weeeeeeeed!

OguchiOneywu

Zombienosh wrote: »

Sell yer hole.

Don't have the looks for it sadly!

Starscream25

Rob a bank, easily done.you can get cheap enough water pistols around

wazky

OguchiOneywu wrote: »

Don't have the looks for it sadly!

Dont need looks sure, just a hole will do.

Fr_Dougal

OguchiOneywu wrote: »

Can anyone think of a quick way of making a few grand? Doesn't necessarily have to be legal but I wouldn't want to kill anyone!

Fancy a free trip to Peru?

wp_rathead

Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut

dgt

Google a 50 euro note and print it. Then sell them as forgeries. Foolproof....

Napper Hawkins

Plant a money tree.

UCDVet

I'm kind of confused on the legality of prostitution in Ireland. If it is legal (and I think it is, but lots of how you solicit for customers is illegal) you could probably make some coin.

If you have friends or family overseas, I think it is quazi-legal to have them send you goods (because, let's face it, you can get a lot of things much cheaper in other places.....Amazon.com in the US with 0% sales tax). You can't import things explicitly for selling but you are able to receive 'occasional' gifts or some such nonsense. I read the fine print once or twice, but if you were to 'get a gift' and later decide you no longer wanted it, and sell it; it would be an easy way to make a few bucks. But, at some point, if you do it enough, it becomes illegal.

You might want to try looking sad and sitting with a coffee cup somewhere in Dublin. Seems like people make a fair bit....and you don't have to much but sit there and look sad.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

OguchiOneywu wrote: »

Don't have the looks for it sadly!

The back of your head is ugly?

NegativeCreep

If they paid for blood and sperm in Ireland I'd be minted.

erkifino

I can forward you an email I got from Nigerian Prince dude. He's got loads!

Cork selfbuild

Dear OguchiOneywu,

Calvary greetings to you, I am Mr. Anderson. M. Tubman, from London born on the 12th of May 1943, i am not married and had no children I have been bedridden for two years, and there has been no medical improvement on my health, I have been suffering from a wicked helmet, called Cancer of the Lungs for over five years now, visited all medical homes, herbal, and churches all to no avail.

On the 13 of August 2006, my medical report was that I will not survive the helmet and my doctor advice me to put my home in order and be in expectant of death at any time, I resolved inside of me to sell all my companies, properties and inheritance and deposit it in a Security Company here in London, on the 24th of August 2006 I contacted my lawyer to sell all the inheritance, properties and companies and deposit the fund which is FORTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS ($45M DOLLARS) for me in the Security Company which he did and gave all the necessary security access and documents that covers its safety, before I die I have this last wish from God to help me sow this money as a seed into the lives of the needy and helpless, motherless, fatherless, widows and widowers, and the only aid to help me reach them is via the Charity homes, and that is why I have contacted you, trusting that you will help me achieve this dream before I die, please don't use this money for your selfish reason.

Beloved, all I require from you is your personal information which includes as below;

Name:
Address:
Phone Number:
Fax Number:
Country:
Company Name:

So that I will ask my lawyer bar. Hamzar Mantins to start preparing the papers that will enable you get the fund from the Security Company, this is my last wish on the planet earth, help me accomplish it so that my heart will rejoice in the lord as I depart, thanks.

Yours truly,
Anderson M. Tubman.

The consignment is in Dubai in a security vault

Tell:+447045704632
Email:anderson_tubman@yahoo.co.uk

returnNull

The_Pretender wrote: »

You don't have a chemisty degree do you? I've heard you can make a fair bit of money on the side with some knowledge in that area

you dont need a chemistry degree to make meth,just sayin:D

Sky King

I have been suffering from a wicked helmet

Sounds rough

NuckingFacker

Buy some farmland, use your political connections to get it re-zoned for Housing and sell it to a builder. He can make a few bob too by selling the over-priced houses to people whiped into a buying frenzy by the media and political classes.

This advice may be a little old-fashioned, by about ten years..

UCDVet

Sometimes you can find free things on sites like DoneDeal.ie

If you have a car and especially if you like to fix/clean/repair things; you can pick up stuff for free, clean them up, and try to sell them. But it's not exactly quick or easy.

LoonyLovegood

I wish there was a quick legal way of making money...instead I've resorted to doing online surveys for tesco vouchers

haveabanana

Phase one: collect underpants.

Phase two: ............

Phase three: Profit.

listermint

Heres an answer your parents should have thought you,


Theres no quick easy way to make cash. If there was we would all be doing it.


Go to bed

fasttalkerchat

daysul!

Corkbah

money makes money ...... put whatever you have on red !! (and let it ride)

Seachmall

All you need is a paperclip.

UCDVet

If you have an attractive girlfriend, (or are willing to hire a model), you can make a fake profile where you post up all sorts of mostly nude photos of 'yourself' (using pics of the attractive girl, obviously). You'll get a ton of followers or friends or whatever (depending on what social media you use).

Then you can start selling your 'used' lingerie.

You just get the attractive girl to wear it once, take a bunch of pictures, buy 20 sets of it, wash them once in the sink, spray once with your Mom's perfume (or gf/wife) and sell them on your site/network/blog for 5-10x what you paid (shop around and find the cheapest you can)

seenitall

Sell your family jewels.

OguchiOneywu

UCDVet wrote: »

If you have an attractive girlfriend, (or are willing to hire a model), you can make a fake profile where you post up all sorts of mostly nude photos of 'yourself' (using pics of the attractive girl, obviously). You'll get a ton of followers or friends or whatever (depending on what social media you use).

Then you can start selling your 'used' lingerie.

You just get the attractive girl to wear it once, take a bunch of pictures, buy 20 sets of it, wash them once in the sink, spray once with your Mom's perfume (or gf/wife) and sell them on your site/network/blog for 5-10x what you paid (shop around and find the cheapest you can)

This is actually something I've thought about a lot, but I do not have a girl to do it with. In Japan there are vending machines where you can buy used panties, it's a big thing over there apparently.

NuckingFacker

Find a Dentist who is down on their luck, get them into a compromising position, then blackmail/threaten them into using their business to bring in a load of lidocaine. Sell that to dodgy druggy types. Watch out for nutty side-kicks, the RA, De Gards and any new black, camera looking yokes that appear overnight on your walls.

I saw that somwhere recently, looked to be going well..

jimbobaloobob

Put an add in the paper telling people you will give them the secret of wealth, ask them to provide €5 in an envelope addressed to you.

Following week follow it up with an add asking them if they want to make money to do what you did!.

That was done in San Francisco back in the 80's

Silverscott

UCDVet wrote: »

If you have an attractive girlfriend, (or are willing to hire a model), you can make a fake profile where you post up all sorts of mostly nude photos of 'yourself' (using pics of the attractive girl, obviously). You'll get a ton of followers or friends or whatever (depending on what social media you use).

Then you can start selling your 'used' lingerie.

You just get the attractive girl to wear it once, take a bunch of pictures, buy 20 sets of it, wash them once in the sink, spray once with your Mom's perfume (or gf/wife) and sell them on your site/network/blog for 5-10x what you paid (shop around and find the cheapest you can)

Washing them defeats the purpose don't it...:)

B.A._Baracus

UCDVet wrote: »

If you have an attractive girlfriend, (or are willing to hire a model), you can make a fake profile where you post up all sorts of mostly nude photos of 'yourself' (using pics of the attractive girl, obviously). You'll get a ton of followers or friends or whatever (depending on what social media you use).

Then you can start selling your 'used' lingerie.

You just get the attractive girl to wear it once, take a bunch of pictures, buy 20 sets of it, wash them once in the sink, spray once with your Mom's perfume (or gf/wife) and sell them on your site/network/blog for 5-10x what you paid (shop around and find the cheapest you can)

You've put alot of time into that idea havent you

WoollyRedHat

OguchiOneywu wrote: »

This is actually something I've thought about a lot, but I do not have a girl to do it with. In Japan there are vending machines where you can buy used panties, it's a big thong over there apparently.

FYP

MadsL

Start an electric snuggie business.

magicman88

Plant thousands of sassafras plants and harvest there safrole defo money maker

yerwanthere123

Zombienosh wrote: »

Sell yer hole.

This is good advice.

The One Who Knocks

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

This is good advice.

Speaking from experience?

yerwanthere123

Jamez735 wrote: »

Speaking from experience?

Yes.

byhookorbycrook

Join the public service, sure we're all millionaires and only work 20 minutes a day.

BorneTobyWilde

Depends on if OP is a man or woman
I think a woman can make money easy
And not have to leave safest of her own home
Or invite anyone into her home