I'd say you're in a spot of bother, Barry...

Mammanabammana

Looks like it's time to man up and step up to the mark, Barry, whoever and wherever you are!

For our tag-incapacitated brethern, here's the text; it's a personal ad that I stumbled across on what I will call 'a certain website' while browsing for my next horizontal jogging partner...maybe somebody knows Barry? Maybe he's a boardsie? And I'm sure we all have clear memories of what happened on specific nights on the piss five years ago so this should be easy to resolve, whatever is going on!

HI,
My name for now is R, I'm trying to find a guy named Barry. You were from Dublin and we met a few times. You may mostly remember The Thursday of UCC RAG in January 2008 week where we met in Bondi Beach Night club and took it from there. You were a student In CIT. It's very important that we get in contact or if anybody that may know Barry please get in contact with me. You were living in Glanmire with family (AS far as i can remember) and you drove to CIT every day, you went home to Dublin most weekends.
I remember you telling me what course you did and some other details about you. If you are Barry or a friend of his, please reply to this post with his course title, his last name and my first name, or either of our ages at the time in 2008 just so I know it's for real.
Don't worry by the way, it's not bad news or anything, I just need to get something straight with you over email. It's so important for my piece of mind that you or a friend of yours replies to this. Please!

Hope to hear from you soon,
R

sbsquarepants

Ha ha, don't worry, it's nothing bad! I try contact all my one night stands 5 years later just to see how they're keeping!:D

Specialun

much better love story than twilight

paulbok

OP, poll please.

options;
1. kid,
2. std

Specialun

maybe she wants to take Barry's tax credits?

syklops

"Its nothing bad I just want to get something straight"

The mind boggles.

keeponhurling

Maybe he recommended a good restaurant but the girl wants to check it out, just can't recall the name of it

anncoates

Bondi + Barry = Baby

zl1whqvjs75cdy

After 5 years its hardly a kid is it? Anyway Barry needs to make himself scarce this one sounds mental.

Jon_459

Who said R is a she??

Mammanabammana

donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »

After 5 years its hardly a kid is it? Anyway Barry needs to make himself scarce this one sounds mental.

But then how will we ever know what happened? I need to know!

anncoates

donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »

After 5 years its hardly a kid is it? Anyway Barry needs to make himself scarce this one sounds mental.

Starting school costs a packet these days.

gw80

Jon_459 wrote: »

Who said R is a she??

ooooo the plot thickens

mikom

"Bang..... and the condom was bust".

salacious crumb

You were wearing your blue dress.

Sincerely,
Barry.

u_c_thesecond

Mammanabammana wrote: »

Don't worry by the way, it's not bad news or anything, I just need to get something straight with you over email. It's so important for my piece of mind that you or a friend of yours replies to this. Please!

Hope to hear from you soon,
R[/I]

your just a daddy is all...

u_c_thesecond

Mammanabammana wrote: »

Looks like it's time to man up and step up to the mark, Barry, whoever and wherever you are!

For our tag-incapacitated brethern, here's the text; it's a personal ad that I stumbled across on what I will call 'a certain website' while browsing for my next horizontal jogging partner...maybe somebody knows Barry? Maybe he's a boardsie? And I'm sure we all have clear memories of what happened on specific nights on the piss five years ago so this should be easy to resolve, whatever is going on!

HI,
My name for now is R, I'm trying to find a guy named Barry. You were from Dublin and we met a few times. You may mostly remember The Thursday of UCC RAG in January 2008 week where we met in Bondi Beach Night club and took it from there. You were a student In CIT. It's very important that we get in contact or if anybody that may know Barry please get in contact with me. You were living in Glanmire with family (AS far as i can remember) and you drove to CIT every day, you went home to Dublin most weekends.
I remember you telling me what course you did and some other details about you. If you are Barry or a friend of his, please reply to this post with his course title, his last name and my first name, or either of our ages at the time in 2008 just so I know it's for real.
Don't worry by the way, it's not bad news or anything, I just need to get something straight with you over email. It's so important for my piece of mind that you or a friend of yours replies to this. Please!

Hope to hear from you soon,
R

asl ... lol

Lando Griffin

It would make a great ad and imagine in 3.2.1
Little kid just in from school looking at the telly while mammy makes a cup of brew, cue Barrys tea box and the kid asks "Mammy, where is Daddy" then she remembers that golden moment in Bondi.

BBDBB

possible meanings?

that lottery ticket we bought together, well I owe you several million

guess what my period finally arrived so Im not 68 months pregnant after all

the answer to that crossword puzzle we got stuck on? 11 letters? it was "infatuation"

Mammanabammana

BBDBB wrote: »

possible meanings?

that lottery ticket we bought together, well I owe you several million

guess what my period finally arrived so Im not 68 months pregnant after all

the answer to that crossword puzzle we got stuck on? 11 letters? it was "infatuation"

HEY BARRY I FOUND YOUR TEA!

BBDBB

Barry........I know its been 5 long years........too long.........but I was wondering.........do you remember that night when I came back to your bedsit?........we watched that episode of Friends that you said was your mates but had your name on it? we sat on your sofa and we talked, my how we talked, about our hopes and dreams for a bright happy future.......and then I fell asleep in your arms............well I was wondering...........what happened after Ross said they were on a break?

Seachmall

Who remembers that much detail about a one night stand that happened 5 years ago?

Christ, I genuinely don't know what colleges my friends go to and regularly get their names mixed up.

Smiles35

salacious crumb wrote: »

You were wearing your blue dress.

Sincerely,
Barry.

Ok ok. Blue Dress, lovely.
What were those two bitches sayin bout me? You know the ones.
Thankyou very much.
R

For Forks Sake

BBDBB wrote: »

possible meanings?

that lottery ticket we bought together, well I owe you several million

guess what my period finally arrived so Im not 68 months pregnant after all

the answer to that crossword puzzle we got stuck on? 11 letters? it was "infatuation"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvbujX4hXOg

MadsL

Craigslist is actually used in Ireland :eek:

Mint Aero

Spotted that few days ago when I was looking for sex. I didn't find sex pm me?

Mammanabammana

Mint Aero wrote: »

Spotted that few days ago when I was looking for sex. I didn't find sex pm me?

Asl? I have a great sense of humour and here is a picture of my shlong. You know you want it.

amazingemmet

I started browsing the rest of the categories, this gem came up

http://dublin.craigslist.org/cas/4146629720.html

Elmer Blooker

it's not bad news or anything...... but would you mind doing a DNA test?

AnonoBoy

amazingemmet wrote: »

I started browsing the rest of the categories, this gem came up

http://dublin.craigslist.org/cas/4146629720.html

Blocked at work. Please post text of message for much-needed chuckles. Thanks.

Local-womanizer

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Blocked at work. Please post text of message for much-needed chuckles. Thanks.

Picked up a copy of todays Daily Star with Rosie Davison slutting it up all over page 3

anyone want to dump a load over her with me?

Jayus!

ghogie91

Theres only going to be one word here in this....

RIDDLED

or else personal injuries lawyers have brought up a case that one night hotter than 'bondi' was not worth a lifetime in a wheelchair hahaha

Man Barry, ya dog ya

suicide_circus

Having had the misfortune to frequent bondi beach club, would probably be 10- 5 years back now, I can safely say that Barry was riddled and R now has a slightly slow child.

genericguy

Jon_459 wrote: »

Who said R is a she??

Aids then?

beakerjoe

Seems legit!

Fr_Dougal

Bunny boiler.

Dated one a couple of years ago and she still emails me from time to time wondering if we can meet up, and when I don't reply because I'm in work or haven't checked my email she sends an email an hour or so later telling me how I ruined her life and what a bastard I am!

Run fvcking away Barry, never look back!

cade

"Don't worry by the way, it's not bad news or anything, I just need to get something straight with you over email."

She's almost finished making the sandwich, she just needs to find out if he wants brown or white bread.

Lapin

Attempting to find a chap called Barry in Cork is a bit like trying to find a swear word in a Irvine Welsh novel.

They're all over the ****ing place !

u_c_thesecond

wonder is there any update?