My girlfriend is a pornstar

sovereign121

HELP!!!!My girlfriend is a pornstar. The problem is she doesn't know it yet. She'll be so mad when she finds out. What will I do???,

SirDelboy18

sovereign121 wrote: »

HELP!!!!My girlfriend is a pornstar. The problem is she doesn't know it yet. She'll be so mad when she finds out. What will I do???,

She doesn't know she's a pornstar?

Old Perry

Break it to her gently, in the bathroom, after a shower........or something.

J. Marston

Prove it.

sovereign121

SirDelboy18 wrote: »

She doesn't know she's a pornstar?

It was a covert operation

rustedtrumpet

Send me the video and ill tell her

Crann na Beatha

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sovereign121

Phoenix wrote: »

Take her somewhat discreetly...

Thats what got me in this situation in the first place

Skill Magill

You don't have a girlfriend do you op?

sovereign121

Skill Magill wrote: »

You don't have a girlfriend do you op?

Well something is snoring next to me and it's not the dog

MadsL

sovereign121 wrote: »

Well something is snoring next to me and it's not the dog

Sorry. But now I'm up, make me a sammich!

sovereign121

MadsL wrote: »

Sorry. But now I'm up, make me a sammich!

Ham and cheeee do?

ButtersSuki

sovereign121 wrote: »

Well something is snoring next to me and it's not the dog

That's BUBBA.

Frank Bullitt

Pics or get the ****!

Mickey H

If trolling, 7/10. If serious, BINGO!!

sovereign121

Mickey H wrote: »

If trolling, 7/10. If serious, BINGO!!

Don't be a spoil sport

BBDBB

"she's lucky to have a job in this economy"


do I win a prize?

vandriver

Have you filmed yourself riding her while she's asleep?(Was your performance so ahem lacklustre that she didn't wake up?)

copperhead

set up a hidden camera and send a plumber over

PFL

She doesn't know she's your girlfriend is it? And she just happens to be a pornstar?

crazygeryy

Tell her the washing machine Is broke and there will be a guy round to fix it later. Ill take care of the rest.

mosstin

crazygeryy wrote: »

Tell her the washing machine Is broke and there will be a guy round to fix it later. Ill take care of the rest.

I'll deliver the pizza.

NuckingFacker

Just keep saying "It wasn't me".


It works in songs.

Poor Uncle Tom

Snoring doesn't count as porn....

Mark Twain

Up all night smoking weed, playing computer games, and pulling the chain off yourself no doubt.

ruthloss

Secretive filming of your neighbour does not make her your girlfriend.;)

pharmaton

are you confusing "girlfriend" with "sister" and "pornstar" with "what you did with the webcam last night" ?

wp_rathead

mosstin wrote: »

I'll deliver the pizza.

"Did so.someone order.. extra sausage?"

*bow-chiga-chuga-chuga-bow-wow*

Frank Lee Midere

I think this guy is saying he filmed his girlfriend having sex and uploaded it to the Internet where it has been popular.

If true your soon to be ex girlfriend will sue you for all you are worth and there are definite criminal implications.

sovereign121

pharmaton wrote: »

are you confusing "girlfriend" with "sister" and "pornstar" with "what you did with the webcam last night" ?

Its still porn. Girlfriend, Sister, meh its all the rage in the country ya know:D

sovereign121

Frank Lee Midere wrote: »

I think this guy is saying he filmed his girlfriend having sex and uploaded it to the Internet where it has been popular.

If true your soon to be ex girlfriend will sue you for all you are worth and there are definite criminal implications.

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Frank Lee Midere

sovereign121 wrote: »

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Send that man to jail. ( the OP not Putin).

Great larks this until its jail time.


What is it with half wits posting their illegal and moronic acts these days ( I lock gates! I illegally upload my naked gf/neighbour/roommate)

It's Halloween isn't it. Excites those with the low IQs.

sovereign121

Frank Lee Midere wrote: »

Send that man to jail. ( the OP not Putin).

Great larks this until its jail time.


What is it with half wits posting their illegal and moronic acts these days ( I lock gates! I illegally upload my naked gf/neighbour/roommate)

It's Halloween isn't it. Excites those with the low IQs.

I'll still be able to use boards right???
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Mr Freeze

I think you are ok, as long as you didn't upload it somewhere for all to see.

Otherwise just delete it, no video, no foul.

Poor Uncle Tom

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Snoring doesn't count as porn....

Guaranteed it's a niche fetish somewhere.

pundy

OP if you are for real then you deserve to be beaten to a pulp.

pundy

pundy wrote: »

OP if you are for real then you deserve to be beaten to a pulp.

I think we should review the evidence before we do anything too hasty.

Son Of A Vidic

Skill Magill wrote: »

You don't have a girlfriend do you op?

I suspect he might have two - the right hand & the left hand.

caustic 1

Asshole

PucaMama

scumbag :mad:

old hippy

pundy wrote: »

OP if you are for real then you deserve to be beaten to a pulp.

No he doesn't, O mighty dispenser of justice. But he certainly needs to wise up, mature and consider other people's feelings, invasion of privacy etc.

old hippy

sovereign121 wrote: »

I'll still be able to use boards right???
funny-jail-pictures.jpg

45 posts in 2 years. Hot damn; you're going for the blaze of glory, aintcha?

eamonnq

pundy wrote: »

OP if you are for real then you deserve to be beaten to a pulp.

Deleted User wrote: »

I think we should review the evidence before we do anything too hasty.

I doubt this is for real, but IF it is I hope she finds out soon

Gummy Panda

AH deserves a better type of troll