sitting in a&

urabell

Currently in a&e and have been for the last 6 hours

Negatives
The wifi is horrendous
The people here are ugly, they should have pretty girls for people to talk to in the waiting room
The coffee is lukewarm
I've counted four ambulance staff that have went toilet and haven't used the sanitiser outside
There's junkies here and if something kicks off I have no confidence in the security guard who couldn't pull a soldier off his sister

Positives
The nurse I saw for triage was a good guy and seemed professional enough to not give me MRSA or mix up my blood sample

Frosty McSnowballs

I'm lying by a pool.

Cons: it's hot out and my ballbag is swetty
Pros: I'm not in A&E

Get better soon.

Kristopherus

Be greatfull you are getting a service, instead of moaning on a public forum:rolleyes:.

Filibuster

6 hours!! Could you not have gone to your GP?? And its the doctor doing their rounds that spread MRSA.

lkionm

Perfect time for a danger ****

Thoie

urabell wrote: »

Currently in a&e and have been for the last 6 hours

Negatives
I've counted four ambulance staff that have went toilet and haven't used the sanitiser outside

Maybe they washed their hands properly in the bathroom, with soap and water, rather than just smearing alcohol gunk around the place?

Hope you don't have too long a wait. I was about to say I hope it's nothing serious, but if it wasn't there'd be no need for you to be in A&E.

Tzardine

All of your negatives can be solved by getting blind drunk.

Isnt that how everybody else copes. Any time I have been in A&E its like a great big lock in. :rolleyes:

FearDark

urabell wrote: »

The nurse I saw for triage was a good guy and seemed professional enough to not give me MRSA or mix up my blood sample

You should ask for his phone number.

Ya know seein' as your such a b1tch. :pac:

Tzardine

FearDark wrote: »

You should ask for his phone number.

Just ring 999 and ask to be put through. They will be happy to help.

Gokei

How is your son?

Ihatecuddles-old

What ails ye?

randy hickey

sitting in a&

These health service cutbacks are gettin serious - we can't even afford the e's any more.

urabell

More negatives
Food selection will leave anyone who cares what they look like badly wanting
A late late repeat is on tv and I've already watched it
Positives
Found a charger so I can continue to moan catharticly here
The get well soon messages from you guys

Mint Sauce

urabell wrote: »

More negatives
Food selection will leave anyone who cares what they look like badly wanting
A late late repeat is on tv and I've already watched it
Positives
Found a charger so I can continue to moan catharticly here
The get well soon messages from you guys

Hardly A&Es fault.

ColeTrain

urabell wrote: »

Currently in a&e and have been for the last 6 hours

Negatives
The wifi is horrendous
The people here are ugly, they should have pretty girls for people to talk to in the waiting room
The coffee is lukewarm
I've counted four ambulance staff that have went toilet and haven't used the sanitiser outside
There's junkies here and if something kicks off I have no confidence in the security guard who couldn't pull a soldier off his sister

HIVPositive
The nurse I saw for triage was a good guy and seemed professional enough to not give me MRSA or mix up my blood sample

Sorry about that. Maybe they will make the coffee warmer.

wazky

Will you tell the girl who has the buzzing noise coming off her, that I found the remote and to give me a call? thanks.

urabell

ColeTrain wrote: »

Sorry about that. Maybe they will make the coffee warmer.

Made me smile anyway

As for the person who said be thankful, I am but I am paying for it

As for the hand washing, even if you wash your hands like a surgeon you still have to touch the door handle

Frynge

mikemac1 wrote: »

If ye're looking for sympathy you came to the wrong place

But you will find it somewhere between sh1t and syphilis in the dictionary

The Dagda

urabell wrote: »

Currently in a&e and have been for the last 6 hours

Negatives
The wifi is horrendous
The people here are ugly, they should have pretty girls for people to talk to in the waiting room
The coffee is lukewarm
I've counted four ambulance staff that have went toilet and haven't used the sanitiser outside
There's junkies here and if something kicks off I have no confidence in the security guard who couldn't pull a soldier off his sister

Positives
The nurse I saw for triage was a good guy and seemed professional enough to not give me MRSA or mix up my blood sample

Boredom.

The silent killer.

urabell

Positives
Just cold texted a girl who I met in coppers the other night and she's still awake
Negatives
She might be the reason I'm here and it's itchy

General General

Sittin' in A&E 'cause you're sprained...

Something something something not entertained...

Sittin' in A&E 'cause you're sprained...

Passin' the time...

Sauve

urabell wrote: »

Positives
Just cold texted a girl who I met in coppers the other night and she's still awake
Negatives
She might be the reason I'm here and it's itchy

You're in A&E on a Monday night with a suspected STI?

Naaahhhh

whirlpool

urabell wrote: »

Currently in a&e and have been for the last 6 hours

Negatives
The wifi is horrendous
The people here are ugly, they should have pretty girls for people to talk to in the waiting room

Was being a c*** by any chance what landed you in a&e?

urabell

Sauve wrote: »

You're in A&E on a Monday night with a suspected STI?

Naaahhhh

Nah is right I was messing, I have a suspected kidney infection but the gp felt sending me here was a good idea

urabell

whirlpool wrote: »

Was being a c*** by any chance what landed you in a&e?

Well not directly but if you believe in all that karma b*llocks then maybe

Postives contd
The nurse from earlier just helped an old woman get coffee, someone remind me to send him a fruit basket
It's starting to empty out
Gards just arrived, hopefully will provide some entertainment

Negatives
Nothing further to report

kneemos

Irritating.

urabell

Negative contd
A gang of nomadic folk arrived and have quite the ethnic aroma

Postives
This thread is stopping me tearing my hair out


If anyone wants advice on women, education or hand to hand combat while I'm waiting, fire away, here to help

Ihatecuddles-old

Post pics.

General General

urabell wrote: »

Nah is right I was messing, I have a suspected kidney infection but the gp felt sending me here was a good idea

You sprained your kidney???? :eek:

That must have been some ****!

BabyGorilla

Surely they have some kind of dispensary, medicine cabinet or bumbling nurse/doctor.
Its a simple* matter of obtaining some good benzos.

You have an internetz, look up some good ones along the lines of codeine.
Make a game out of it - mission codeine - can you trick, steal, manipulate your way to a floaty warm exit out of the realm of time.

Mission 1 - recruit the junkies.
Mission 2 - obtain lab coat.
Mission 3 - research some doctory speech incase you're challenged. **
Mission 4 - steal pain killers from people in need.


*by which I mean difficult.

** heres my attempt: Hi... I've been sent over from phlebotomy to do an i.v check on Mr Peters in ward 2 I have to report on his hemoglobin levels and pre-check him for an upcoming surgery. Say, just out of curiosity, how many patients here have been prescribed benzos and which ones.

Bonus points ...and my phone number for free... if you can score some Oxycontin.

lkionm

Post pics to give us something to creep on.

urabell

lkionm wrote: »

Post pics to give us something to creep on.

There's a lot of sick and upset people here who don't need their faces online and I've said enough in this thread that might upset people reading

peewee_44

I am surprised you are even getting wifi

urabell

BabyGorilla wrote: »

Surely they have some kind of dispensary, medicine cabinet or bumbling nurse/doctor.
Its a simple* matter of obtaining some good benzos.

You have an internetz, look up some good ones along the lines of codeine.
Make a game out of it - mission codeine - can you trick, steal, manipulate your way to a floaty warm exit out of the realm of time.

Mission 1 - recruit the junkies.
Mission 2 - obtain lab coat.
Mission 3 - research some doctory speech incase you're challenged. **
Mission 4 - steal pain killers from people in need.


*by which I mean difficult.

** heres my attempt: Hi... I've been sent over from phlebotomy to do an i.v check on Mr Peters in ward 2 I have to report on his hemoglobin levels and pre-check him for an upcoming surgery. Say, just out of curiosity, how many patients here have been prescribed benzos and which ones.

Bonus points ...and my phone number for free... if you can score some Oxycontin.

This gave me a laugh, and some ideas...

Although I could never actually do this so pming me in half an hour would be a waste of your time

lkionm

urabell wrote: »

There's a lot of sick and upset people here who don't need their faces online and I've said enough in this thread that might upset people reading

You can re arrange inanimate objects into hilarious situations so.

TeddyTedson

More positives please

BabyGorilla

lkionm wrote: »

Post pics to give us something to creep on.

Upskirts of oap's on their way out would be good.

get the good ones with granny knickers and varicose veins. Kinky sluts.

CrazyRabbit

Fake a heart attack and you'll be seen to in just 3 hours!

urabell

Positives
Finally saw a doctor, he looked like the lanky fellah Ricky Gervais is always with

Negatives
Waiting around for a different doctor

Patient of the night so far goes to the woman who thinks she's taken too much paracetamol but doesn't have a clue how much, also in my untrained medical opinion is definitely telling porkies about how much drink she's had

IM0

can u hear loads of bleep noises from machines every few minutes? its a head wreck isnt it? get usevto it, youll be hearing that for at least 30 hrs if you decide to stay

urabell

Just let go there, overall experience 4/10. Staff are great but 8 hours is too long

Ia there some sort of rich person insurance scheme I can get on that let's me skip all that? I highly doubt Bertie or Pat Kenny go through the motions like that