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Nightmare Realm

  • 19-10-2013 5:22pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭


    How scary is this place really? Bear in mind that I am scared of my own shadow and will be going here on a double date!


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,610 Mod ✭✭✭✭horgan_p


    ViveLaVie wrote: »
    How scary is this place really? Bear in mind that I am scared of my own shadow and will be going here on a double date!

    If I was afraid of my own shadow I'd be wary of places with the word nightmare in the name.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    You need to go somewhere normal, like a restaurant, on a date. Going to the edge of a horror-struck eldritch alternate reality will not be nearly as much fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭MonaPizza


    ViveLaVie wrote: »
    How scary is this place really? Bear in mind that I am scared of my own shadow and will be going here on a double date!

    What place?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 401 ✭✭theblaqueguy


    It's not that scary op you'll be grand


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    It's so terrifying, yet so exciting, you will evacuate the contents of your bowels into your underpants whilst simultaneously violently ejaculating.

    Would highly recommend for a date.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    It's so terrifying, yet so exciting, you will evacuate the contents of your bowels into your underpants whilst simultaneously violently ejaculating.

    Would highly recommend for a date.

    I bet its not even half as romantic as you have described it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭hansfrei


    Double date or a gang bang?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    hansfrei wrote: »
    Double date or a gang bang?

    A gang bang would require several males and one female. Typically a double date would consist of two members of the opposite sex. So it would be group sex.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭hansfrei


    A gang bang would require several males and one female. Typically a double date would consist of two members of the opposite sex. So it would be group sex.

    A video demonstration of each or GTFO


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    hansfrei wrote: »
    A video demonstration of each or GTFO

    You must be very lonely. Would you like to talk about your feelings?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    ViveLaVie wrote: »
    How scary is this place really? Bear in mind that I am scared of my own shadow and will be going here on a double date!

    For those of us who have no idea where you're on about...maybe an explanation??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    http://www.thenightmarerealm.ie

    You have to be ova 13...oooohhh skarwee...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Is this a Halloween scary event ? , I remember being drunk one Halloween , dressed as a ghost and getting hit by a firework rocket . Worst thing was , it was my own rocket ..... how was I to know there was a lamp post in front of the rocket.... and that was the scariest thing that ever happened to me.

    Some people should not be allowed drink.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    US style haunted house in Ireland...tell us more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 915 ✭✭✭hansfrei


    You must be very lonely. Would you like to talk about your feelings?

    Can it wait 'til after I get off the toilet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭ViveLaVie


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    http://www.thenightmarerealm.ie

    You have to be ova 13...oooohhh skarwee...

    You have to be over 18 or 21 some nights.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭funt cucker


    It's in Cork :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    It's in Cork :(

    *flips over laptop in disgust*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    ViveLaVie wrote: »
    How scary is this place really? Bear in mind that I am scared of my own shadow and will be going here on a double date!


    ...do you mean Cork or the haunted house?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭BabyGorilla


    A vasectomy room theme house - now that'd be scary.

    Vith diaaagrams of neeedles going into scrooootums mwahhaahaa haaa haaa

    (homer scream)
    (homer scream)
    (homer scream)
    (homer scream)
    (homer scream)


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Should be in the Cork forum. :pac: ;)


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