Amazon selling a cookbook... for recipes that involve semen...

Foxhound38

Can't say amazon has ever left me speechless before but this really takes the buiscut...

The soggy buiscut! :pac:

wazky

Turkish Snowcone is a personal favourite.

Foxhound38

One of the reviews reads: "I learned this lesson the hard way - my used copy arrived all tattered and torn and many of the pages were stuck together. My grandma still loved the gift, but she complains that some of the recipes are too salty for her." :pac:

sok2005

4 out of 5 stars and all!!

Dravokivich

If it's not written by Sasha Grey, I'm not really to interested in it.

gordongekko

Move this to bargain alerts and it will be sold out in 2 minutes

xXxkorixXx

just what is the world cumming to

Pumpkinseeds

I wonder how guests would feel if half way through a meal they were informed that they were eating the hosts semen. I doubt they'd come again:D

wazky

xXxkorixXx wrote: »

just what is the world cumming to

Porn?, dirty thoughts?

Dravokivich

Hmmm... the link to the book also suggested purchasing something called:

"Images You Should Not Masturbate To"

Sounds like a challenge.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

So my search for something on the internet that I can't fap to continues.

Big Davey

What would be the best music to listen to while having a semen meal ? Probably JIZZ :-)

FearDark

Cum again OP?

AnonoBoy

Does it have my favourite recipe to serve to stoned women of loose morals?

Bukake Baked Well Tarts?

laugh

http://www.amazon.com/Semenology-The-Semen-Bartenders-Handbook/dp/1482605228/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_y

Duggy747

The Japanese have this covered what with frying and making poo burgers, poo dips, poo milkshakes, etc, for.......well, porn.............but they're still recipes, I guess.

So this brings Come Dine With Me to a whole new level.

BabyGorilla

Well yes this is disgusting.
I wont be eating anything from it.
You (I hope) wont be eating anything from it.

yet we eat eggs...what are eggs, chicken period in a shell.

kowloon

This clearly went over the head (:pac:) of one of the reviewers:

Every recipe is just a normal recipe, and at the end its says to add a teaspoon or two of semen. Book is funny at first, but not worth the money

kneemos

Does it go off?Could you store it jam jars for future use rather than having to use the dispenser in the kitchen?

hfallada

I wonder is semen vegan friendly? Like it comes from a living thing but isn't from a animal.

le la rat

Then add some cum to jizz it up

smcgiff

Cum, dine with me.

Blitzkrieger

I'm never going to your house for dinner OP.

WTF did you google?

ALiasEX

hfallada wrote: »

I wonder is semen vegan friendly? Like it comes from a living thing but isn't from a animal.

It is from an animal.

I'm sure lots of vegans would consider it vegan friendly. As long as the animal isn't locked up and has consented what would be the problem? Only people who think masturbating is murder should be concerned.

Ihatecuddles-old

Semen + strawberries = dessert!

Ace Attorney

Might improve some of those shite cooking shows on rte if they cooked from that book

Martin is mad about fish...

Mariasofia

My oh left dinner for me the other night said he added cumin thought he meant the spice........Ive just noticed the space after the first three letters think he added cum in.:)

WoollyRedHat

Cockbook