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The most intellectual joke you ever heard...

  • 15-10-2013 3:32pm
    #1
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭


    I think this is my favourite so far...
    The barman says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”

    A time traveller walks into a bar.

    but I do like...
    there are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

    or if you prefer...
    There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure

    Over to you....


Comments

  • #2
    Mocha Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 895 ✭✭✭Mocha Joe


    "Now I’m gonna tell a joke to show I can be a dirty comedian but also still appeal to the art crowd. ……. So I named my balls Belle and Sebastian"


  • #3
    wp_rathead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    It works better saying it:
    Joke teller wrote:
    Do you like impressions?
    audience wrote:
    Yes
    Joke teller wrote:
    ...WHY?................


    .........Socrates..


  • #4
    keano_afc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    There are 10 types of people in this world. those who understand binary, and those who dont.


  • #5
    Hoop66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,569 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    Why did Jacques Derrida hate Christmas?

    Because of the absence of presence.

    Not only intellectual, but deeply, deeply unfunny. Much like Mr Derrida himself...


  • #6
    Amirani
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,548 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    keano_afc wrote: »
    There are 10 types of people in this world. those who understand binary, and those who dont.

    Should that not be 1 type of people?


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  • #7
    humanji
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    There's already a jokes thread and also a Humour forum.


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