Looking at the drunken text msgs you sent last night

Lad Of Banter

Horrifying

BillyMitchel

What ye text your sister this time?!

Savoir.Faire

I leave my phone of the mantlepiece before embarking on a night out on the Devil's Mouthwash. It's for the best after a sticky situation a number of years ago, whereby my insatiable drunken lust and access to a phone led me to make a most dreadful mistake that almost cost me a friendship. One can also partake in a mutually enjoyable rodgering session with a lady without having to do the whole swapping numbers thing the next morning.

johnayo

Savoir.Faire wrote: »

I leave my phone of the mantlepiece before embarking on a night out on the Devil's Mouthwash. It's for the best after a sticky situation a number of years ago, whereby my insatiable drunken lust and access to a phone led me to make a most dreadful mistake that almost cost me a friendship. One can also partake in a mutually enjoyable rodgering session with a lady without having to do the whole swapping numbers thing the next morning.

lovely written post. You have a lovely turn of phrase. Enjoyed that

wretcheddomain

Lad Of Banter wrote: »

Horrifying

Wouldn't it be better to actually enjoy your night rather than spending it on your phone?

Why do people find this so hard to do?

Seachmall

My only text was "No worries, I'll crash at my sisters. G'night."

Pretty good.


Got some pretty odd texts from a mate "panically apologising", telling me to call over and that he'll stay up, then asking me to get milk, and then demanding I call him.

When I finally arrive at his he's in the bedroom riding some young one.

Odd.

Lad Of Banter

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Wouldn't it be better to actually enjoy your night rather than spending it on your phone?

Why do people find this so hard to do?

I think you are missing the entire point of this thread

Pighead

Alex Turner knows all about this.

And she won’t be surprised and she won't be shocked
When she’s pressed the star after she's pressed unlock
And there’s verse and chapter sat in her inbox
And all that it says is that you’ve drank a lot

You should bear that in mind tonight
You can pour your heart out but her reasoning will block
owt you send her after nine o clock

You can pour your heart out around 3 o clock
When the 2 for 1’s undone the writers block

anncoates

I always find the physical effort of texting harder and harder so I rarely send bad ones.

Seans_Username

Pighead wrote: »

Alex Turner knows all about this.

And she won’t be surprised and she won't be shocked
When she’s pressed the star after she's pressed unlock
And there’s verse and chapter sat in her inbox
And all that it says is that you’ve drank a lot

You should bear that in mind tonight
You can pour your heart out but her reasoning will block
owt you send her after nine o clock

You can pour your heart out around 3 o clock
When the 2 for 1’s undone the writers block

Slightly in the same vein but nowhere near as perfect as The View From the Afternoon:

I said a thousand million things that I could never say this morning
Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?
Last night what we talked about
It made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended
It don't make no sense anymore

Banjo String

anncoates wrote: »

I always find the physical effort of texting harder and harder so I rarely send bad ones.

I'm woeful at this too after a half dozen 'Lomza' (polish beer 5.7%) can't text for my life. :mad:

dirkmeister

Alex Turner really needs to stop bringing his phone on nights out!!

The mirror's image,
It tells me it's home time,
But I'm not finished,
'Cause you're not by my side.

And as I arrived I thought I saw you leaving,
Carrying your shoes,
Decided that once again I was just dreaming,
Of bumping into you.

Now it's three in the morning,
And I'm trying to change your mind,
Left you multiple missed calls
And to my message you reply.
Why'd you only call me when you're high?
Hi
Why'd you only call me when you're high?

Somewhere darker,
Talking the same ****e,
I need a partner,
Well are you out tonight?

It's harder and harder to get you to listen,
More I get through the gears,
incapable of making alright decisions,
and having bad ideas.

Now it's three in the morning,
And I'm trying to change your mind,
Left you multiple missed calls
And to my message you reply.
Why'd you only call me when you're high?
Why'd you only call me when you're high?

And I can't see you here when I'm high,
Sort of feels like I'm running out of time,
I haven't found all I was hoping to find,
You said you got to be up in the morning,
Gonna have an early night,
And you starting to bore me, baby,
Why'd you only call me when you're high?

Cody Pomeray

I'm usually the sober one on nights out. I have to say, if my experience is anything like the norm, then drunken text messages are the least of yeer worries. You only cringe at the drunken texts because there's a record of them; chances are you said and did a lot worse.

I've had pals get trown out of clubs for fingering their birds, pulling their own pints and lasciviously grinding some young one and feeling her tits in front of 100 people, and thought nothing of it. There's also something about drunk people that make them want to approach the sober one, and tell him all their secrets. The amount of crazy s.h.i.t people have told me when on the lash is unreal.

They always forget this stuff in the morning. They're rifle through their sent messages with one hand over their eyes, but won't give a fcuk about drying their trousers in the porterhouse bathrooms because they wet themselves (true story).

anncoates

Banjo String wrote: »

I'm woeful at this too after a half dozen 'Lomza' (polish beer 5.7%) can't text for my life. :mad:

My local offie has those big 660 bottles of Lomza at 3 quid at the moment. :pac:

The Big Smoke

Done a fair bit of it in my time, mostly to exes.:o

irishfeen

I once sent mom... "Go away you Arabian c.unt"... To this day I cannot remember sending it or why I sent it..

lkionm

I sent a girl I'm mad after one on Facebook when I got home Friday night. Just gibberish at 4 in the morning. Was embarrassing the next morning because I know what I wanted to say and thankfully I was too drunk to do English good.

That same night I shifted a girl and face booked her when I got home asking where had she gone after the pub. Didn't realise it until I got a message hours later to say she went home.

Drink is some gowl

Ihatecuddles-old

I love my boyfriends drunk texts, the last one was 'fancy a bummin'? at 4.30am.

I never really text when Im drunk, not out anyway..

hfallada

After a few I have a habit of writing notes to myself on my iPhone. Like I have never blacked out before ever so its not like I need them. But yet when I drunk I write notes to read again " Tom was such a **** last night. He needs to get over Ciara" or " everyone was pissed that I was an hour late". It's like a little diary to read for the hangover.

okno

over the weekend I sent a little rant to my friend about my bra being itchy thanks to some cheap washing powder i bought.