Idea for a costume for a halloween party

Specialun

I was thinking of being giovanni trappatoni

Just grey wig,irish tracksuit and just keep speaking in broken english

StinkyMunkey

Howard the duck.

Ihatecuddles-old

A minion.

B.A._Baracus

Robocop

I mean dude, if Robocop aint gonna get laid, well then I dont know what is ... :pac:

Rayne Wooney

Be original and dress up like Heisenberg.. nobody will think of that....

Asher Wynott 55

get a few mates together and wear cardboard boxes with windows and doors painted on, with sheets over your heads...

go as a ghost estate

The One Who Knocks

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Be original and dress up like Heisenberg.. nobody will think of that....

Pff.. heisenberg, I'm gonna be really original and be "Walt in the supermarket".

wazky

Go as Batman!

Oh no actually, the other one, Larry Murphy.

Banjo String

Build a van out of cardboard boxes.

Paint it red.

Make holes in it that you can foot your body through, wear that van.

Post van Pat.

DazMarz

Loud Hawaiian shirt, blue jeans, white runners, a neck-chain and some 5 o'clock shadow. What's that equal.

Tommy fúcking Vercetti, bitch. :cool:

Standard Toaster

Walt Jnr. is so in this Halloween season.

B.A._Baracus

I take back my robocop comment and raise it with this: http://www.thecostumeshop.ie/fancydress-costumes/the-flasher-costume.html


erm ..... yeah :pac: Well that's you sorted for Halloween op. Anything else we can help you with? :pac:

Banjo String

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Walt Jnr. is so in this Halloween season.

I know he wouldn't fit me.

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVilLKtTolQ

Hooked

Go as Damo! As in Damo and Ivor

Agricola

Go as Ali G. He's still relevant, right?

cazzzzz

I went as a present before. I got a box, put wrapping paper on it and cut arm holes and a hole for my head and put a bow in my hair. Pretty last minute- the only idea I had!!

LETHAL LADY

The love/hate Fran mask?

Lapin

Black bin liner over the head with 2 holes cut out in the vicinity of where your eyes will be, and a biscuit tin for collecting cash usually does the trick (or treat) for the kids round my way while Daddy waits at the bottom of the street in his 132 G Land Rover to do an audit.

Its their culture.

Mariasofia

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

The love/hate Fran mask?

Ah come on be fair he's not that bad......oh sorry you're talking about the new episode Sunday night

wazky

Mariasofia wrote: »

Ah come on be fair he's not that bad......oh sorry you're talking about the new episode Sunday night

The one in which Nidge gets shot dead?, I think so.

shruikan2553

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Walt Jnr. is so in this Halloween season.

Get a wheelchair and a bell and you're sorted.

Mariasofia

wazky wrote: »

The one in which Nidge gets shot dead?, I think so.

Nooooooo,please tell me you're lying. I was talking about last Sunday .

LETHAL LADY

Mariasofia wrote: »

Ah come on be fair he's not that bad......oh sorry you're talking about the new episode Sunday night

I see what you did there :pac:

Banjo String

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Get a wheelchair and a bell and you're sorted.

··Robbed··

rolliepoley

Honey monster.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/29/article-0-185E87D800000578-456_306x423.jpg

HalloweenJack

Jimmy Savile? Is that still edgy?

SimonQuinlank

Hooked wrote: »

Go as Damo! As in Damo and Ivor

Anyone who does this should rightly end up getting arrested for being a cretin.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

This year I'm going as a bratz doll.
http://tinypic.com/r/5mk94w/5

Last year I went as a scary human werewolf
http://tinypic.com/r/2rm71h0/5

I only ever bother with my makeup, usually just throw on a black dress and high heels but this year I'm going to make an effort with outfit as well as makeup

canadianwoman

I heard of one guy who went to his local paint store, got some grey paint sample cards in different shades of grey and he pinned them all over a grey tshirt and went as 50 shades of grey.

Legs.Eleven

Sexy cat/nurse/bunny.

hfallada

You need two females to do it. Get a jet black wig with a bun and the other girl needs to have blonde hair. Both have suitcase and go as two girl caught with coke in Peru.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Go as a Gangster. Black suit and White tie with crumpled fedora, one of Lucky Luciano's crew. Mob Uniform throughout the 20s and 30s. The Black shirt without suit jacket, white tie and white dungarees was the form right into the early 70s. These days wiseguys wear leather jackets and black cords, they're not as flamboyant as they once were.

Nobody will get it though is the problem. Maybe chew on a cigar for extra effect.

greenflash

hfallada wrote: »

You need two females to do it. Get a jet black wig with a bun and the other girl needs to have blonde hair. Both have suitcase and go as two girl caught with coke in Peru.

Then get your mates to collect money from everyone at the party and threaten anyone who says it's a bad idea.

I dressed up as a sperm once. It was about 10 years ago. But I remember I went into one bar near Whelans. A hotel or something. But it was renowed for having beer soaked floors because everyone was so drunk that they spilled stuff everywhere.

I basically ran into the place and threw myself to the floor for the fun of it. It was a 5 foot sperm that slid across the floor for a good 10 metres.

Funny at the time. Had to be there.

newportlad

Thinking of going as the Cockney Hitcher/Geezer from the Mighty Boosh tv show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rHU7iYSY4

Hoping it won't be too obscure for people to get though I reckon it may well be:cool:

Anyway, part of the costume involves an extra large green thumb which the 'hitcher' possesses.

Any idea how I would go about making this? hoping it can be made.. more fun then buying one.. any suggestions would be much appreciated!

smileyj1987

Rob a bed sheet and go as a ghost

shruikan2553

Im trying to convince my girlfriend to dress up as a cross for my jesus costume

The Backwards Man

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Im trying to convince my girlfriend to dress up as a cross for my jesus costume

Pretend to forget her birthday, that'll make her cross.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

The Backwards Man wrote: »

The Backwards Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVilLKtTolQ

Tried this last year. It's far from comfortable.

Lyaiera

Heels, short skirt, crop top and bailer twine = Gangnam Style Sexy Hay Lady.

rustedtrumpet

Robots are always cool

Mint Aero

Howabout, grow up and stop acting like child?

anniehoo

I'm going as Little Miss Muffett....who ate ALL the spiders

Ah feck, forgot I can't link to pics here. I need to find about 50 plastic spiders fairly soon :pac:

Akrasia

My Wife's cousin was over visiting yesterday and she had given us some of her art as a wedding present. We were showing our kids the pictures saying 'Look, Marie made those'

My 4 year old boy asked her 'why did you make those' and she said 'Because I'm an artist'

Straight away he said 'You don't look like an artist!' and then went on to describe what an artist should look like.

Now She's going to dress up as an artist for halloween complete with the smock, moustache and beret

jcsoulinger

Was thinking about going as one of the boston bombers. would be easy all ya need is a backpack and a white baseball cap...would it be too offensive tho?

MJ23

Went as Patrick Bateman last year.
Heisenberg this year.

ulinbac

Was going to a party last year. Forgot about costume.

Got a long sleeve white t-shirt and got one of the girls to draw a massive P on it. Then got them to give me a black eye with make-up. I was a Black-Eyed Pea! Went down surprisingly well!!

Brother was Sub-Zero but the best one was a guy dressed as Alan (real beard) and baby from the Hangover.

cotswolds

Politician.

Just wear a smug face.

cotswolds

The above applies to quite a few professions as it happens.