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  • 28-09-2013 2:52pm
    #1
    Posts: 0


    Pro Licence Football Manager (International) Dublin based
    €900,000 plus many perks & bonus, if your good enough



    Pro Licence Football Manager


    Chase Resourcing the “premier” recruitment specialist in Ireland are
    delighted to announce our new partnership with a major sport’s governing body in
    the Irish market. We are looking to recruit a certified (A Licence) Manager for
    an International Franchise Manager to help right the ship after the previous
    occupant of the role.


    This is a fantastic opportunity for a Dynamic, Cultured Man-Manager to turn
    the fortunes of this ailing, but once half decent operation.


    Description


    The successful candidate will be required to manage the day to day operations
    and all staff on the team; this will include prioritising the best suited
    personnel to each particular task, through extensive observation of domestic
    performance. The governing body will in no way look to influence day to day
    operations.


    You must be creative in selecting some good players that are English, Italian, Spanish or just good and making them “Irish” overnight – Maybe they own an Irish Red Setter?


    The team leader will be tasked with the understanding of each member’s qualities, dealing with lay-offs (Short term and Long Term) and management of excessive Ego’s.


    Essential Requirements

    You must be able to think beyond Robbie Keane and the 4.4.2 formation

    Be willing to go to VIP Premiership matches every week in the UK

    Available to travel Globally (First Class) to attend competition
    seminars

    English speaker highly sought – Company does however have a striking Italian
    Translator left from the previous regime. Any other language translator must be provided by the selected candidate. (Much better if she is good looking)

    Full head of hair (needed for the use of the term ‘tearing my hair
    out’)

    Must not be afraid of the Honey Monster

    A half decent suit

    A commitment to the people of Ireland that you: DO NOT SELECT Aidan McGeady

    Must be able to handle the expectations of a nation and constant criticism,
    win, lose or draw from 3 very old “Experts” of the game

    You must know all the words to our iconic song – Olé, olé, olé

    Be able to look like you know the Irish national anthem by moving your mouth (only when the camera is on you)

    Be taller than Ray Houghton

    You must be able to prove to Mr Desmond that will be paying your wages why
    you are the best via FIFA 14.

    For all enquires please mail a copy of your CV / profile a long with a screen shot of your Fantasy Football league position for an immediate interview.


    If this is of interest, send an updated CV for an immediate response.
    If not right for you, why not introduce the opportunity to a friend or colleague
    - Chase Resourcing offer a referral scheme for candidate successfully placed
    through personal introductions…

    seems legit


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Seems woefully unfunny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Seems woefully unfunny

    Is it fake football manager job advert season again already?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Looks very dark here,think there's gonna be a downpour.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭SilverScreen


    It would make a good Jobbridge internship.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,077 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    ... if your good enough ...
    ... and the horse falls at the first hurdle. :rolleyes:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    oh look - football shíte.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 154 ✭✭roroliam


    Is it to late to apply


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    stoneill wrote: »
    football shíte.
    One of those words is redundant.

    A 'one AM in the morning' type of statement.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,088 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Seems woefully unfunny


    It's like something I'd expect from that Waterford Whispers crowd.

    Yea I said it :p... same as most Irish "comedy" it either completely misses the mark or is overdone so much it's painful.


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