Italian runner - fake member filled with pee

theboyblunder

Italian elite runner uses fake penis to try to ecade doping. On the radio this morning.


1. Surely there is a better way to do this?

2. Did he run with it on? (if so, 13:59 for 5K is very impressive)

3. Did he have another man's pee in it?

4. Where did he put his actual member?



What an idiot. Maybe we could start a darwins awards-like thread.....

Matt_Trakker

Happens a lot, just google 'fake penis drug test' and you'll see tons of different stories over the first few pages.......and those are just the ones gettin caught, probably tons more not getting caught.

Markcheese

I was gonna say he's got balls but not quite the right phrase...
Couldnt have been all that realistic or he wouldn't have been caught

TRR

I read Tyler Hamilton's book a while back and the cyclists have been using fake willies for a while.

RacoonQueen

Heard this on the radio this morning, have never heard of this happening before. Weird.

Big risk just to finish last in a race...

PaulieC

seriously, who calls them 'members' ? What are they a member of ? The Fake Mickey Association ?

Matt_Trakker

PaulieC wrote: »

seriously, who calls them 'members'?

Posh women who read Mills and Boon books :pac:

plodder

Did you see the name of the company involved? "Urine Luck"

Who'd be a drugs tester though? I hope they are well paid.

Condo131

plodder wrote: »

I hope they are well paid.

...well...probably well peed!

...I know...I've always had a reputation for having a "quirky senses of humour.":rolleyes:

theboyblunder

PaulieC wrote: »

seriously, who calls them 'members' ? What are they a member of ? The Fake Mickey Association ?

eh, I do.

I call them members when im trying to keep the penis-count down in my posts on the internet.

Believe it or not, words can have more than one meaning. Irritating I know, but when you read books you get used to it after a while.

From Collins english dictionary

Definitions

noun

1. a person who belongs to a club, political party, etc
2. any individual plant or animal in a taxonomic group ⇒ a member of the species
3. any part of an animal body, such as a limb
4. another word for penis
5. any part of a plant, such as a petal, root, etc
6. (mathematics) any individual object belonging to a set or logical class
7. a distinct part of a whole, such as a proposition in a syllogism
8. a component part of a building or construction

digger2d2

theboyblunder wrote: »

eh, I do.

I call them members when im trying to keep the penis-count down in my posts on the internet.

Believe it or not, words can have more than one meaning. Irritating I know, but when you read books you get used to it after a while.

From Collins english dictionary

Definitions

noun

1. a person who belongs to a club, political party, etc
2. any individual plant or animal in a taxonomic group ⇒ a member of the species
3. any part of an animal body, such as a limb
4. another word for penis
5. any part of a plant, such as a petal, root, etc
6. (mathematics) any individual object belonging to a set or logical class
7. a distinct part of a whole, such as a proposition in a syllogism
8. a component part of a building or construction

Dude, you've too much time on your hands now you don't have to do the Scholarstown Shoulder look-over anymore

PaulieC

theboyblunder wrote: »

but when you read books you get used to it after a while.

ooh get you.

There's a Vas Deferens between the fake and the real deal.

The only thing I remember from Leaving Cert Biology was Vas Deferens puns...

Cool_CM

Not athletics or running, but Maradona did the same thing when he was playing with Napoli. The fake member was pit on display in a museum in Argentina but later somebody stole it!

Cool_CM

Cool_CM wrote: »

The fake member was pit on display in a museum in Argentina but later somebody stole it!

This crowd were suspects...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_Robin_(band)

Big Logger

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

Posh women who read Mills and Boon books :pac:

I only call it that when its a throbbing member

theboyblunder

digger2d2 wrote: »

Dude, you've too much time on your hands now you don't have to do the Scholarstown Shoulder look-over anymore

Online dictionary, 5 secs copy paste. I still do the scholarstown shoulder look over. Got cold sweats seeing you and accomplice all dressed up on FB there recently

Cool_CM wrote: »

Not athletics or running, but Maradona did the same thing when he was playing with Napoli. The fake member was pit on display in a museum in Argentina but later somebody stole it!

Haha 'the member of god'. I had no idea this stuff was so widespread.

mitosis

Must get me one of these for the oul' 5k

http://media.nowpublic.net/images//bb/b/bbb642e32fc38845a9ae31c8a78f979f.jpg

Cool_CM

theboyblunder wrote: »

Online dictionary, 5 secs copy paste. I still do the scholarstown shoulder look over. Got cold sweats seeing you and accomplice all dressed up on FB there recently




Haha 'the member of god'. I had no idea this stuff was so widespread.

My mistake, it wasn't stolen from the hotel, it was stolen when it wad being brought around on a tour of the country!

RacoonQueen

Imagine crashing your bike of collapsing at the finish line and the bag of whizz bursting. Finished last, banned for doping AND covered in someone elses whizz...

theboyblunder

RacoonQueen wrote: »

Imagine crashing your bike of collapsing at the finish line and the bag of whizz bursting. Finished last, banned for doping AND covered in someone elses whizz...

hahahahah. A leaky device would also be awkward for a track runner. Leaving a trail of whizz dripping off your legs, round and round and round....

Big Logger

mitosis wrote: »

Must get me one of these for the oul' 5k

http://media.nowpublic.net/images//bb/b/bbb642e32fc38845a9ae31c8a78f979f.jpg

....Must get one of them for when I'm reading my Mills & Boon!

woodchopper

He must not be as big as Mr Woodchooper if he is able to cover his wee willy with a fake one!

cjt156

If we are going to start whipping out our enormous Funk and Wagnalls be it fake or genuine (genuine in my case, of course) surely 'whiz' applies only to the verb, not the noun?

theboyblunder

cjt156 wrote: »

If we are going to start whipping out our enormous Funk and Wagnalls be it fake or genuine (genuine in my case, of course) surely 'whiz' applies only to the verb, not the noun?

now now, dont be a member....;)