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  • 04-09-2013 11:50am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭


    Thought this was interesting.. Never heard of some of these taxes before..

    Tax his land,
    Tax his bed,
    Tax the table
    At which he's fed.

    Tax his work,
    Tax his pay,
    He works for peanuts
    Anyway!

    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.

    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he
    Tries to think.

    Tax his car,
    Tax his gas,
    Find other ways
    To tax his ass.

    Tax all he has
    Then let him know
    That you won't be done
    Till he has no dough.

    When he screams and hollers;
    Then tax him some more,
    Tax him till
    He's good and sore.

    Then tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in
    Which he's laid.

    When he's gone,
    Do not relax,
    It's time to apply
    The inheritance tax.

    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Airline surcharge tax
    Airline Fuel Tax
    Airport Maintenance Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Cooking Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Goods and Services Tax (GST)
    Death Tax
    Driving Permit Tax
    Environmental Tax (Fee)
    Excise Taxes
    Income Tax
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
    Gross Receipts Tax
    Health Tax
    Heating Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Interest Tax
    Lighting Tax
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Mortgage Tax
    Pension Tax
    Personal Income Tax
    Property Tax
    Poverty Tax
    Prescription Drug Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    Retail Sales Tax
    Service Charge Tax
    School Tax
    Telephone Tax
    Value Added Tax
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Water Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax
    Tax (VAT) on Tax.
    And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

    What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
    Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
    And we all know what we think of Bankers.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Iano_128 wrote: »
    Thought this was interesting.. Never heard of some of these taxes before..

    Tax his land,
    Tax his bed,
    Tax the table
    At which he's fed.

    Tax his work,
    Tax his pay,
    He works for peanuts
    Anyway!

    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.

    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he
    Tries to think.

    Tax his car,
    Tax his gas,
    Find other ways
    To tax his ass.

    Tax all he has
    Then let him know
    That you won't be done
    Till he has no dough.

    When he screams and hollers;
    Then tax him some more,
    Tax him till
    He's good and sore.

    Then tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in
    Which he's laid.

    When he's gone,
    Do not relax,
    It's time to apply
    The inheritance tax.

    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Airline surcharge tax
    Airline Fuel Tax
    Airport Maintenance Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Cooking Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Goods and Services Tax (GST)
    Death Tax
    Driving Permit Tax
    Environmental Tax (Fee)
    Excise Taxes
    Income Tax
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
    Gross Receipts Tax
    Health Tax
    Heating Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Interest Tax
    Lighting Tax
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Mortgage Tax
    Pension Tax
    Personal Income Tax
    Property Tax
    Poverty Tax
    Prescription Drug Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    Retail Sales Tax
    Service Charge Tax
    School Tax
    Telephone Tax
    Value Added Tax
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Water Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax
    Tax (VAT) on Tax.
    And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

    What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
    Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
    And we all know what we think of Bankers.

    This is tea party rhetoric lifted and adjusted for Ireland. A lot of these taxes dont apply in Ireland.

    And 100 years ago we didnt exist as a country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭WeHaveToGoBack


    We were ruled by Britain.

    And I don't think they'll be much help now, not that Id want it anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭The_Bot


    You never heard of some of these taxes because they simply do not exist in Ireland at this point in time.

    Also, some on the list are absurd or outright misleading i.e. Poverty Tax, which, AFAIK a shorthand for an economic concept and has nothing to do with the imposition of taxation by a sovereign state or its institutions

    To my knowledge, the following taxes as administered by the Revenue Commissioners exist in Ireland today (but happy to be corrected on this)

    Corporate Tax
    Environmental Levy
    Excise Taxes
    Income Tax
    Capital Acquisitions (Gift and Inheritance) Tax
    Property Tax
    Poverty Tax
    Value Added Tax
    Vehicle Registration Tax
    Carbon Tax
    Airline levy
    Stamp Duty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 cornee


    didnt they help us in bailout


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