I'm drunk

The Backwards Man · 02-09-2013 10:29pm #1

This is the most sensible and accurate thread on AH tonight.

Lapin · 02-09-2013 10:31pm

I was drunk once myself.

I know how you feel.

vicwatson · 02-09-2013 10:32pm

Hello Drunk.

Hope you have a ripping hangover in the morning, Tuesday morning.

donvito99 · 02-09-2013 10:33pm

Go home, The Backwards Man. You're drunk.

wazky · 02-09-2013 10:33pm

I can confirm Backwards Man is drunk, well he looks it through the opening in the curtains anyway.

MJ23 · 02-09-2013 10:34pm

Two crates of Guinness and a half bottle of whiskey.

KKkitty · 02-09-2013 10:35pm

Have one for me OP

wil · 02-09-2013 10:35pm

Yes I know other people who make more sense when drunk too.

KKkitty · 02-09-2013 10:36pm

MJ23 wrote: »

Two crates of Guinness and a half bottle of whiskey.

Dat's riiigghht

The Backwards Man · 02-09-2013 10:37pm

Thanks for the well wishes folks!

If anyone wants an answer to any of life's problems, I'm the one to ask. I've been there, done it all.

wazky · 02-09-2013 10:38pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Thanks for the well wishes folks!

If anyone wants an answer to any of life's problems, I'm the one to ask. I've been there, done it all.

Why does the Pope shit in the Vatican?

TeddyTedson · 02-09-2013 10:39pm

Never ever, drink and drive.

lukesmom · 02-09-2013 10:39pm

wazky wrote: »

Why does the Pope shit in the Vatican?

When in Rome......

vicwatson · 02-09-2013 10:40pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Thanks for the well wishes folks!

If anyone wants an answer to any of life's problems, I'm the one to ask. I've been there, done it all.

The new bridge has been named by the goombeens as Rosie Hackett bridge, it should have been named Bram Stoker Bridge

The Backwards Man · 02-09-2013 10:40pm

wazky wrote: »

Why does the Pope shit in the Vatican?

Cos that's where his toilet lives.

wazky · 02-09-2013 10:41pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Cos that's where his toilet lives.

Does he just hold it in when he is on his holliers then?

Smidge · 02-09-2013 10:41pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Thanks for the well wishes folks!

If anyone wants an answer to any of life's problems, I'm the one to ask. I've been there, done it all.

Except get a hickey :P

Lapin · 02-09-2013 10:41pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

If anyone wants an answer to any of life's problems, I'm the one to ask. I've been there, done it all.

Where's the thing for the yoke ?

miggins · 02-09-2013 10:41pm

I'm high

The Backwards Man · 02-09-2013 10:41pm

vicwatson wrote: »

The new bridge has been named by the goombeens as Rosie Hackett bridge, it should have been named Bram Stoker Bridge

I think you should build a bridge and get over it.

The Backwards Man · 02-09-2013 10:42pm

Lapin wrote: »

Where's the thing for the yoke ?

On the boyo.

vicwatson · 02-09-2013 10:43pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I think you should build a bridge and get over it.

This is not an answer to one of lifes problems, so move on...backwards if you must, but move on

The Backwards Man · 02-09-2013 10:44pm

miggins wrote: »

I'm high

Hi.

miggins · 02-09-2013 10:46pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Hi.

How do

wazky · 02-09-2013 10:47pm

miggins wrote: »

How do

How Doo!

Anyone from Waterford?

The Backwards Man · 02-09-2013 10:48pm

vicwatson wrote: »

This is not an answer to one of lifes problems, so move on...backwards if you must, but move on

Maybe not, but it is the quickest and safest way to cross a body of water
Who gives a fcuk what a bridge is called? As long as it does what it's supposed to do

agriman27 · 02-09-2013 10:50pm

What are ya drinkin lad, white or red

The Backwards Man · 02-09-2013 10:50pm

miggins wrote: »

How do

How do you do, do you, the things that you do, no one else could ever live up to you!

The Backwards Man · 02-09-2013 10:51pm

agriman27 wrote: »

What are ya drinkin lad, white or red

Drinking amber, pissing yellow.

foggy_lad · 02-09-2013 10:52pm

Get drunk

One should always be drunk. That's all that matters;
that's our one imperative need. So as not to feel Time's
horrible burden one which breaks your shoulders and bows
you down, you must get drunk without cease.

But with what?
With wine, poetry, or virtue
as you choose.
But get drunk.

And if, at some time, on steps of a palace,
in the green grass of a ditch,
in the bleak solitude of your room,
you are waking and the drunkenness has already abated,
ask the wind, the wave, the stars, the clock,
all that which flees,
all that which groans,
all that which rolls,
all that which sings,
all that which speaks,
ask them, what time it is;
and the wind, the wave, the stars, the birds, and the clock,
they will all reply:

"It is time to get drunk!

So that you may not be the martyred slaves of Time,
get drunk, get drunk,
and never pause for rest!
With wine, poetry, or virtue,
as you choose!"

Charles Baudelaire

The Backwards Man · 02-09-2013 10:54pm

foggy_lad wrote: »

Get drunk

One should always be drunk. That's all that matters;
that's our one imperative need. So as not to feel Time's
horrible burden one which breaks your shoulders and bows
you down, you must get drunk without cease.

But with what?
With wine, poetry, or virtue
as you choose.
But get drunk.

And if, at some time, on steps of a palace,
in the green grass of a ditch,
in the bleak solitude of your room,
you are waking and the drunkenness has already abated,
ask the wind, the wave, the stars, the clock,
all that which flees,
all that which groans,
all that which rolls,
all that which sings,
all that which speaks,
ask them, what time it is;
and the wind, the wave, the stars, the birds, and the clock,
they will all reply:

"It is time to get drunk!

So that you may not be the martyred slaves of Time,
get drunk, get drunk,
and never pause for rest!
With wine, poetry, or virtue,
as you choose!"

Charles Baudelaire

I was in France once, I went to a restaurant and they fed me burgers and peppered sauce.

vicwatson · 02-09-2013 10:56pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Maybe not, but it is the quickest and safest way to cross a body of water
Who gives a fcuk what a bridge is called? As long as it does what it's supposed to do

Me, not you

The Backwards Man · 02-09-2013 11:00pm

vicwatson wrote: »

Me, not you

Elementary, my dear Watson

Dj Grimreefer · 02-09-2013 11:25pm

I think you need to move forward

Bullchomper · 02-09-2013 11:38pm

I want alcohol. I want to be drunk. I gave up alcohol a month ago and I haven't stopped whinging about it since. I want an ice-cold, bubbly beer, or a large glass of chilled white wine, or whiskey, or a lovely pint of stout. All I can drink now are my tears of want - want of yummy, yummy ethanol.....