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My neighbours saw my cock

  • 31-08-2013 10:10pm
    #1
    Dj Grimreefer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭


    I have just started breading chickens and I normally keep them locked up but tonight one escaped, where I live I'm not allowed to have chickens and my 10 year old neighbour was stroking it through the fence I'm not sure what to do


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  • #2
    RachaelVO
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    The poor bitch... the least you can do is buy her vallium!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #3
    joebloggs32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,660 ✭✭✭joebloggs32


    Dj Grimreefer wrote: »
    I have just started breading chickens and I normally keep them locked up but tonight one escaped, where I live I'm not allowed to have chickens and my 10 year old neighbour was stroking it through the fence I'm not sure what to do

    same problem with my ass


  • #4
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Dj Grimreefer wrote: »
    I have just started breading chickens and I normally keep them locked up but tonight one escaped, where I live I'm not allowed to have chickens and my 10 year old neighbour was stroking it through the fence I'm not sure what to do


    That's fowl


  • #5
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Dj Grimreefer wrote: »
    I have just started breading chickens and I normally keep them locked up but tonight one escaped, where I live I'm not allowed to have chickens and my 10 year old neighbour was stroking it through the fence I'm not sure what to do

    Is that you, Kevin?


  • #6
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    Misread as "my neighbours saw me in cork"


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  • #7
    Dj Grimreefer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭Dj Grimreefer


    Ironically my name is Kevin


  • #8
    dx22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭dx22


    Did they have a telescope?


  • #9
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Dj Grimreefer wrote: »
    I have just started breading chickens and I normally keep them locked up but tonight one escaped, where I live I'm not allowed to have chickens and my 10 year old neighbour was stroking it through the fence I'm not sure what to do

    Well to bread a chicken it has to be dead first usually.


  • #10
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    That's nothing to be crowing about OP.


  • #11
    Hownowcow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    Dj Grimreefer wrote: »
    I have just started breading chickens and I normally keep them locked up but tonight one escaped, where I live I'm not allowed to have chickens and my 10 year old neighbour was stroking it through the fence I'm not sure what to do

    I like breaded chicken.


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  • #12
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Dj Grimreefer wrote: »
    Ironically my name is Kevin

    ....and did you see Lukesmoms bewbs?


  • #13
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Pic of my massive cock.


  • #14
    JJayoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,619 ✭✭✭JJayoo


    Biscuits and coco.


  • #15
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,253 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    So the Hubble telescope has other uses, even down to spotting the tiny from so far away.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #16
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Chucken wrote: »
    ....and did you see Lukesmoms bewbs?
    He did, and his cock got another outing... Up on top of the dunghill for a better view, adoodledoo.


  • #17
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,298 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Chicken for dinner tomorrow OP. Bribe the kid too while you are at it, you don't want them going and telling someone they stroked your cock through a fence now do you. ;)


  • #18
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,298 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    Misread as "my neighbours saw me in cork"

    Welcome to the world of selective dyslexia, it's really nuf.


  • #19
    Dj Grimreefer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭Dj Grimreefer


    dx22 wrote: »
    Did they have a telescope?

    I don't think so

    Pic of house.jpg


  • #20
    Drakares
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    8/10


  • #21
    Dj Grimreefer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭Dj Grimreefer


    :)


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