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The sexual cartel

  • 28-08-2013 5:19pm
    #1
    Site Banned Posts: 51 ✭✭Tom M


    I believe that there exists a sexual cartel.

    The members of this cartel are a subsection of women. The purpose of this cartel is to engineer a situation whereby they can yield great power from their sexuality. When men believe sex is scarce these women can yield power over men, they can boss around their boyfriends /husbands etc. if the boyfriend/husband does something she doesn't like, all she has to do is the "silent treatment" or generally be moody. The man will then know his chances of sex are slim to none. He will learn to obey or suffer the consequences.

    In order for this to work they must ensure as many men as possible think that sex is highly scarce.

    Therefore they must make men think that they aren't very interested in sex, so they must deny that they masturbate and deny the majority or all of their one night stands etc. you must also hide the fact that women are just as likely to cheat as men and have even "filthier" minds when it comes to sex.

    There are however threats to the sexual cartel, these must be policed to ensure the cartel maintains it's power. Women who openly engage in promiscuous behaviour are a serious threat to the cartel. The more of these women there are the less power the cartel will have. In order to deter women from engaging in such openly promiscuous behaviour the cartel pours scorn on them. Admonishes them, labels them as sluts and sling rhetoric at them such as "they don't respect themselves". They even socially exclude these "sluts" and possibly even bully them.

    Prostitution is another threat to the cartel although a not as bad as "sluts" because at least the men are made to pay for sex.
    Prostitutes are still a threat though as they are a form of competition, men must never be allowed to think that prostitutes are actually attracted to them, ( which is probably the case most of the time) as men must think sex is scarce, so it's important to remind men that prostitutes are only doing it for the money and that there is no attraction from the prostitutes to their clients.

    "Players" would be another threat to the cartel as they generally won't fall for the cartel's ruse. They know how much women love sex and know how to attract women. The percentage of players in society must be kept to a bare minimum, as the more players there are the less power the cartel yields. So if a non player guy asks a woman for advice on how to do better with women he must only be fed advice which fits the cartels agenda, ie allow a woman to control him. He must not be told the true nature of a woman's attraction. He must never be told the truth that doing what a woman tells you is actually a turn off. Frame doormat behaviours in men as kindness etc. Describe actual attractive behaviours in men in derisory terms and pretend that they are actually turn offs. Dominant men for example are "mysogynistic", "assholes" "don't respect women" etc

    Now as members of the sexual with strong sexual needs ( sssh, don't tell anyone), you can have sex with the "players"/ attractive men but you must keep it a secret, in the event you are found having sex with "players" mitigate this by saying you are attracted to his nice qualities. Say he is really a nice guy underneath it all for example.

    Members of the sexual cartel can discuss sex honestly with women, "players" and gay men, but never with the rest.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Is this the cartel that made a hames of those innocent girleens in Peru?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    People that have sex don't have the energy to type all that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 998 ✭✭✭dharma200


    If you are a day over 17 I will eat my hat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    They're a close second to the re-reg cartel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Depp


    Tom M wrote: »
    I believe that there exists a sexual cartel.

    The members of this cartel are a subsection of women. The purpose of this cartel is to engineer a situation whereby they can yield great power from their sexuality. When men believe sex is scarce these women can yield power over men, they can boss around their boyfriends /husbands etc. if the boyfriend/husband does something she doesn't like, all she has to do is the "silent treatment" or generally be moody. The man will then know his chances of sex are slim to none. He will learn to obey or suffer the consequences.

    In order for this to work they must ensure as many men as possible think that sex is highly scarce.

    Therefore they must make men think that they aren't very interested in sex, so they must deny that they masturbate and deny the majority or all of their one night stands etc. you must also hide the fact that women are just as likely to cheat as men and have even "filthier" minds when it comes to sex.

    There are however threats to the sexual cartel, these must be policed to ensure the cartel maintains it's power. Women who openly engage in promiscuous behaviour are a serious threat to the cartel. The more of these women there are the less power the cartel will have. In order to deter women from engaging in such openly promiscuous behaviour the cartel pours scorn on them. Admonishes them, labels them as sluts and sling rhetoric at them such as "they don't respect themselves". They even socially exclude these "sluts" and possibly even bully them.

    Prostitution is another threat to the cartel although a not as bad as "sluts" because at least the men are made to pay for sex.
    Prostitutes are still a threat though as they are a form of competition, men must never be allowed to think that prostitutes are actually attracted to them, ( which is probably the case most of the time) as men must think sex is scarce, so it's important to remind men that prostitutes are only doing it for the money and that there is no attraction from the prostitutes to their clients.

    "Players" would be another threat to the cartel as they generally won't fall for the cartel's ruse. They know how much women love sex and know how to attract women. The percentage of players in society must be kept to a bare minimum, as the more players there are the less power the cartel yields. So if a non player guy asks a woman for advice on how to do better with women he must only be fed advice which fits the cartels agenda, ie allow a woman to control him. He must not be told the true nature of a woman's attraction. He must never be told the truth that doing what a woman tells you is actually a turn off. Frame doormat behaviours in men as kindness etc. Describe actual attractive behaviours in men in derisory terms and pretend that they are actually turn offs. Dominant men for example are "mysogynistic", "assholes" "don't respect women" etc

    Now as members of the sexual with strong sexual needs ( sssh, don't tell anyone), you can have sex with the "players"/ attractive men but you must keep it a secret, in the event you are found having sex with "players" mitigate this by saying you are attracted to his nice qualities. Say he is really a nice guy underneath it all for example.

    Members of the sexual cartel can discuss sex honestly with women, "players" and gay men, but never with the rest.

    Preach!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Ace Attorney


    Soooo your not getting any sex and you believe there is sexual cartel that controls it.... right so ted


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    They're a close second to the re-reg cartel

    Jake la motta in the houssssssssssssssssse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I thought the school holidays were over.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I wish to subscribe to you newsletter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    TLDR...

    But paranoia seeping through the bit I did read!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    You're in the wrong room OP, just down to the corridor and to the right is the place for you
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=576


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    Tom M wrote: »
    Frame doormat behaviours in men as kindness etc. Describe actual attractive behaviours in men in derisory terms and pretend that they are actually turn offs.

    AHHhaHAAA,HAAA,ha,Heeeeehehehheh......Ooooh dearie me. That was all funny :D However, what are these doormat behaviours of which you speak? And the attractive ones for that matter? I need to know so I can tell my bloke how he fails me, that he's not fit to lick my boots, etc. and that no, he is not allowed to like licking my boots until he is TOLD to like it.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Harper Kind Bellboy


    That's hilarious
    Are the schools not back yet, go do some homework


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I think it's a load of shite and I haven't even read it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    I think it's a load of shite and I haven't even read it.

    You're not wrong.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Did you not read that back to yourself OP?


    It's one of those things that might have made sense inside your head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    So is this some kind of 9/11 thread?


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Did you ever stop to consider that maybe, just maybe, it's you?


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