Badger-Shaming

Vet Thrower

I for one want to deplore this reprehensible trend. It is damaging not only to Ruth, but to businesswomen in general and Wolverhampton as a whole.

Ruth Badger has achieved massive success. She has fronted her own trouble shooting show Badger or Bust and was a mentor in Sky one’s The Big Idea as well as appearing in numerous other TV shows.

Don't tell Ruth to put down the fork.
Don't tell her to wax her facial hair.
Don't tell her to go easy on the dead-lift.
Don't tell her to bleach her vagina.
Don't tell her to relax her hair.
Don't tell her to get breast implants.
Don't tell her she's "apple-shaped" and you know what's "flattering."
Don't tell her to hide her stretch marks.
And don't tell her not to wear flip-flops because you don't approve of her toes.

Basically, just go ahead and CEASE telling Ruth Badger what she "should" and "shouldn't" be unless THE BADGER GODDAMN ASKED YOU.

Vito Corleone

Never heard of her.

MadsL

That's nice dear...wait Wolverhampton you say???

G'wan the Wolves!!

Gran Hermano

Well someone sure is badgering that point.

Kylo Ren

Badger and skinny Pete.

Chavways

I'm sure I'm not the only one who hasn't a clue what you're on about.

Insect Overlord

Let's just file this one under W, for "What in the actual f*ck?"

kneemos

Chavways wrote: »

I'm sure I'm not the only one who hasn't a clue what you're on about.

Ruth Badger needs to bleach her vagina but we're not supposed to tell her.

lkionm

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

MadsL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

My name is URL

Don't tell her to bleach her vagina.

eh...

Celly Smunt

Thanks OP!,i forgot to add Wolverhampton to the list of places i should never step foot in again.


(jesus what a shithole)

Nforce

Saw this thread entitled Badger-Shaming and assumed it was somewhat related to Beaver Shaving.

I'm disappointed.

Banjo String

Is that your one with the huge baby feeders from the apprentice (BBC VERSION) ?

Undeniably ugly. Big boobs though.

Sir Osis of Liver.

I assumed it was going to be about foreign lads murdering our badgers.

Shame on them.

MadsL

Celly Smunt wrote: »

Thanks OP!,i forgot to add Wolverhampton to the list of places i should never step foot in again.


(jesus what a shithole)

Don't yow diss the towin wot girrus Slade, ahh chap.

Fr_Dougal

Vet Thrower wrote: »

I for one want to deplore this reprehensible trend. It is damaging not only to Ruth, but to businesswomen in general and Wolverhampton as a whole.

Ruth Badger has achieved massive success. She has fronted her own trouble shooting show Badger or Bust and was a mentor in Sky one’s The Big Idea as well as appearing in numerous other TV shows.

Don't tell Ruth to put down the fork.
Don't tell her to wax her facial hair.
Don't tell her to go easy on the dead-lift.
Don't tell her to bleach her vagina.
Don't tell her to relax her hair.
Don't tell her to get breast implants.
Don't tell her she's "apple-shaped" and you know what's "flattering."
Don't tell her to hide her stretch marks.
And don't tell her not to wear flip-flops because you don't approve of her toes.

Basically, just go ahead and CEASE telling Ruth Badger what she "should" and "shouldn't" be unless THE BADGER GODDAMN ASKED YOU.

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keith16

Did anyone ever actually encounter a real-life badger? They are huge!

I hit one when I was driving home one night, didn't mean to, came right out in front of me. Anyway, got home and only had half a number plate left!

Banjo String

keith16 wrote: »

Did anyone ever actually encounter a real-life badger? They are huge!

I hit one when I was driving home one night, didn't mean to, came right out in front of me. Anyway, got home and only had half a number plate left!

I'd prefer to come face to face with a snarling dog than a badger when cornered.

I recall our headmaster actually 'tamed' one. As in he rescued one from the wild.

You just knew it would have your arm off if it felt like it. Pure power house it was.

keith16

SamHall wrote: »

I'd prefer to come face to face with a snarling dog than a badger when cornered.

I recall our headmaster actually 'tamed' one. As in he rescued one from the wild.

You just knew it would have your arm off if it felt like it. Pure power house it was.

I did have another encounter outside the safety of my car.

myself and the OH walking home one-night, turn a corner and there is one giant badger staring right at us.

So we stand there in awe and waited for him to make the next move. Anyway, he stood there for about 30 sec before scuttling off into the bushes.

MadsL

keith16 wrote: »

I did have another encounter outside the safety of my car.

myself and the OH walking home one-night, turn a corner and there is one giant badger staring right at us.

So we stand there in awe and waited for him to make the next move. Anyway, he stood there for about 30 sec before scuttling off into the bushes.

Conceded the chess game did he?

Nemeses

Argh Its a snake! Oh its a snaaaakeeee.....



Badger.. badger.. badger..badger....

I want some mushroom!

humanji

Vet Thrower wrote: »

I for one want to deplore this reprehensible trend. It is damaging not only to Ruth, but to businesswomen in general and Wolverhampton as a whole.

Ruth Badger has achieved massive success. She has fronted her own trouble shooting show Badger or Bust and was a mentor in Sky one’s The Big Idea as well as appearing in numerous other TV shows.

Don't tell Ruth to put down the fork.
Don't tell her to wax her facial hair.
Don't tell her to go easy on the dead-lift.
Don't tell her to bleach her vagina.
Don't tell her to relax her hair.
Don't tell her to get breast implants.
Don't tell her she's "apple-shaped" and you know what's "flattering."
Don't tell her to hide her stretch marks.
And don't tell her not to wear flip-flops because you don't approve of her toes.

Basically, just go ahead and CEASE telling Ruth Badger what she "should" and "shouldn't" be unless THE BADGER GODDAMN ASKED YOU.

Is the game that we've to figure out what drug caused you to write that?

enda1

keith16 wrote: »

Did anyone ever actually encounter a real-life badger? They are huge!

I hit one when I was driving home one night, didn't mean to, came right out in front of me. Anyway, got home and only had half a number plate left!

I didn't even know they had number plates! :eek:

Zen65

Vet Thrower wrote: »

I for one want to deplore this reprehensible trend.

Trend?

I'd never heard of her until you started this thread, and when I Googled her I see she's a fine, attractive woman. What is the point of this thread??

Vagina bleaching is a new one, even among the usual misnomers regarding the female form on AH.

Someone needs to brush up on their anatomy.

AnonoBoy

Someone called 'Vet Thrower' starts a thread with the title 'Badger-Shaming' and it's nothing to do with either as far as I can see.

But how far do you think you could throw a vet?

Is that a new sport or what?

"Welcome back to the Country Games. Today we have the heats in the Junior Vet Throwing and the much-anticipated Badger Shaming final! STAY TUNED!"

shopaholic01

Candie wrote: »

Vagina bleaching is a new one, even among the usual misnomers regarding the female form on AH.

Someone needs to brush up on their anatomy.

I've heard of porn stars bleaching the skin around their anus, but vagina - ouch. :eek:

MadsL

AnonoBoy wrote: »

But how far do you think you could throw a vet?

Vietnam or Korea?

shopaholic01

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I've heard of porn stars bleaching the skin around their anus, but vagina - ouch. :eek:

It's offered at a lot of salons in the US - not a job I'd enjoy :eek: Imagine people asking what you do for a living at parties...

'I bleach assholes'
'Oh, you're a hairdresser?';)



Hint: The vagina is an internal organ.

biko

Is this some new meme? I canny be arsed googling it.

Cool_CM

Nemeses wrote: »

Badger.. badger.. badger..badger...

I want some mushroom!

True badgers love mashed potatoes.

Gummy Panda

OP has lesbian crush on Ruth Badger it seems

P_1

MadsL wrote: »

That's nice dear...wait Wolverhampton you say???

G'wan the Wolves!!

Have they changed their name to the Badgers? No wonder they're feeling shame if that's the case.

Vet Thrower

Zen65 wrote: »

Trend?

I'd never heard of her until you started this thread, and when I Googled her I see she's a fine, attractive woman. What is the point of this thread??

Well said. You're a good person.

Oink

Vet Thrower wrote: »

It is damaging not only to Ruth, but to [...] Wolverhampton as a whole.

Oh crap we'd better stop then.

bonzodog2

Sorry, couldn't resist...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54

kylith

Is Badger the one who looks like she's about 20 years older than she wants you to think she is?

She's nice. Much nicer on Dragon's Den than the others.