This has to be a joke

lezflano

Found this website last night

http://church-of-illumination.com/

It has to be a joke got so many laughs out of it,Its totally unbelievable have a look through the articles it has to be taking the piss

lkionm

People are weird. We are normal.

Royal.Baby

"Girls who flaunt breasts and leg will be punished by God by any means necessary including Rape"

Never thought of it like that.

skeleton_boy

Under the article title "10 signs god prefers men over women", the word male is spelt mail 5 time. :pac:

The views expressed on the site are clearly those of an educated mind.

lezflano

Yup It goes on about the Illuminati and ****,Friend and I got a good few kicks reading it out to each other,I Genuinely wonder if its a legit site or someone mocking religion,Either way ****ing hilarious

think its a piss take of this , other than that ?? De fuq??


http://www.soul.org/church-of-illumination

ToddyDoody

It is of course a joke, in which there are no women involved.

Annasopra

:-|


http://church-of-illumination.com/justin-bieber-satanic

lezflano

http://church-of-illumination.com/mtg-satanic-evidence

"9. Lord of the Pit
The card art is clearly Satan himself!
The artist may have even visited hell to complete the artwork as it is very detailed."

Yup piss take

Celly Smunt

"abortion is worse then rape"

you have the worst abortion and then get raped?

"1. God Says Specifically That He Is Mail"
3. Jesus Christ Is Mail
4. The Pope Is Mail
5. The President And Important People Is Mail
7. To Be Successfull You Have To Be Mail"

We better get onto An Post fairly quick.


But in all seriousness,the website is clearly a troll.

Peregrine

1. God Says Specifically That He Is Mail

3. Jesus Christ Is Mail

4. The Pope Is Mail

5. The President And Important People Is Mail

7. To Be Successfull You Have To Be Mail

I'm off to put meself in an envelope and get stamped so :pac:

MadsL

*wooooshhh!!*

The sound of the joke flying over the OPs head.

therambler

We all know there's over zealous religious nuts.. but come on... "The 8 most satanic Pokemon"? Definitely a piss take.. Quite a good one too :P

OneArt

Well duh Star Wars encourages witchcraft. Where else would I have learned to float things?

Will I Amnt

Landover baptist church did it much better back in the day.

lezflano

MadsL wrote: »

*wooooshhh!!*

The sound of the joke flying over the OPs head.

Oi! I found it at like 3 oclock last night and I'm pretty susceptible at that time it seems,And look its pretty hard to tell if something is real or not with the amount of religious nuts on the internet

lezflano

They did put quite a bit of effort into the site in anyway,They have a twitter aswell and it's pretty funny

Son Of A Vidic

Celly Smunt wrote: »

"abortion is worse then rape"

you have the worst abortion and then get raped?

"1. God Says Specifically That He Is Mail"
3. Jesus Christ Is Mail
4. The Pope Is Mail
5. The President And Important People Is Mail
7. To Be Successfull You Have To Be Mail"

We better get onto An Post fairly quick.


But in all seriousness,the website is clearly a troll.

So then we must all be the Letters of Mail (children of god).

FerretFighterX

Oh sure they've got the tricked out dozens of articles with clearly well researched and logical arguments, but what about the necessary renowned creepy cult music... Priorities people!

I'll stick to my own, thank you Illumination people.
http://www.epsilonprogram.com/

lezflano

FerretFighterX wrote: »

I'll stick to my own, thank you Illumination people.
http://www.epsilonprogram.com/

This^

mayordenis

http://church-of-illumination.com/legend-of-zelda-satanic

http://church-of-illumination.com/pokemon-satanic-top8

I was all in, until I read the above.

Elbaston

Suicide Silence Singer Mitch Lucker: Smited By God


lolooool


bitch got smoten