Has anything unusual happened to you while on boards?

WilyCoyote

8.05 here and am ready to go to work. Two beef & cheese sandwiches on countertop ready for lunchbag. Am on boards (thread about Y Fronts) and after I hit the send button I hear the hound wolfing food. Spin around to see only half of one left and that is going down sharpish :mad:
Has your attention been sidelined whilst on boards.ie? And what happened/consequences?

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

There's a small fire out in my kitchen at the moment by I'm hoping it'll sort itself out in the next 5 or so minutes because if it doesn't I'll have to log out and do something about it.

KKkitty

I became pregnant while logged into boards.

I Heart Internet

I impregnated KKkitty while on boards.

Corvo

WhoopsyDaisy PM'd me one day asking me out and something about bondage.

I politely declined.

WilyCoyote

I Heart Internet wrote: »

I impregnated KKkitty while on boards.

Yes, we know. You forgot to shut off your webcam. That's a most unusual birthmark and on a most unusual place.

oldyouth

KKkitty wrote: »

I became pregnant while logged into boards.

There's an App for everything these days

WilyCoyote

Corvo wrote: »

WhoopsyDaisy PM'd me one day asking me out and something about bondage.

I politely declined.

Otherwise tied up, were you?

I Heart Internet

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Yes, we know. You forgot to shut off your webcam. That's a most unusual birthmark and on a most unusual place.

That's my electronic tag.

super_furry

Started posting in 2001, look up and boom 12 years gone.

Wacker The Attacker

I creampied my dog

KKkitty

I Heart Internet wrote: »

I impregnated KKkitty while on boards.

It's not yours sorry. I've been seeing someone else.

Lapin

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Two beef & cheese sandwiches

Thats just wrong.

danniemcq

not exactly on boards but boards related.

had a poker night in a casino in Galway with a heap of other boardies. Was all grand till the chick (hawt!) who was dealing mentioned she was also on boards.

Silence around the table as we all looked at each other wondering who would ask before a little voice came from the corner of the table and nervously asked "whats your username"

The rest of us acted appaled that he had asked this and apologised for him sounding so perverted. Then listened and noted as she gave her username!

And no i'm not giving out names

I Heart Internet

KKkitty wrote: »

It's not yours sorry. I've been seeing someone else.

:eek:

Ok OP, new response. I've just been told someone else it the father of my child on boards. Top that!

Plazaman

I was on Boards once talking about property prices until I realised it was actually a property auction site, not Boards I was on, and unbeknownst to myself I had just sold my house. I'm now living in a tent scrounging broadband off my neighb....... shhh, he's coming over......

o1s1n

super_furry wrote: »

Started posting in 2001, look up and boom 12 years gone.

I know your feels bro

Corvo

Corvo wrote: »

WhoopsyDaisy PM'd me one day asking me out and something about bondage.

I politely declined.

I just wanted to know which was the best adhesive to use when doing arts and crafts

BeerWolf

Would the neighbour's peacocks never shutting the $@#! up, all day, while browsing boards.ie at the moment count as unusual ?

Sh1tbag OToole

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I just wanted to know which was the best adhesive to use when doing arts and crafts

Evo-stik

WilyCoyote

I Heart Internet wrote: »

That's my electronic tag.

Hmmmmm! Thought they put that on your ankle only:o

WilyCoyote

I Heart Internet wrote: »

:eek:

Ok OP, new response. I've just been told someone else it the father of my child on boards. Top that!

You mean some dirty barsteward had it in for you?

ColeTrain

I tried to close my account one night but a fist came through my monitor and punched my right in the face.

WilyCoyote

I think Mayo's successes have gone to your head. Are you hyperventilating?

my my my

you don't know how to cook

ColeTrain

WilyCoyote wrote: »

I think Mayo's successes have gone to your head. Are you hyperventilating?

I'll be in a straight jacket in four weeks time

WilyCoyote

ColeTrain wrote: »

I'll be in a straight jacket in four weeks time

Just tell Bros Walshe to drop you off in Ballinasloe on the road home

ColeTrain

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Just tell Bros Walshe to drop you off in Ballinasloe on the road home

I hear they're booked out for that weekend

andyman

I joined boards.ie while waiting for a mate.

my my my

surely you must adapt the same logic when drinking on a budget as posting on boards, you always run a blind run and then push for a front page story

TeddyTedson

A really strange poster, well I say poster but they had no posts, started PMing some odd stuff about serial killers. Wouldn't have been surprised if I'd been kidnapped after that and ended up as the gimp from Pulp Fiction.

BeerWolf

BeerWolf wrote: »

Would the neighbour's peacocks never shutting the $@#! up, all day, while browsing boards.ie at the moment count as unusual ?

Knock on their door asking for a paper towel because you think you stepped on one of their peacocks.

studiorat

Damn smart phones, little buttons. I just ran over a cyclist.

Capt'n Midnight

Deleted User wrote: »

I just wanted to know which was the best adhesive to use when doing arts and crafts

Lingerie tape

chuckyarelaw

It's a funny story really.

I was on boards and this alarm kept going off beside me. very annoying.

I kept reading, and then this voice bellows "stall warning, stall warning"

Anyway, the Autopilot has disengaged!

Sorted it quickly enough, Thank God.

CAL

WilyCoyote

Lapin wrote: »

Thats just wrong.

Everything has cheese added here. Even the jokes.