Theiving knackers.

luis suarez

Watching the tv an hour ago and a knock comes to the door.Wondering who at the door at that hour i answer it and it's a neighbour telling me he went outside to have a smoke and two knackers were jacking up the brothers jeep.

They had stole the spare tyre from the back of it and were using the jack when they seen him and drove off.What in the name of god has the world come to when people are stealing tyres :eek: I actually had to laugh at it.

The knackers can't deny this.There was travellers trying to sell crap in the area today and the neighbour seen them and they told him to fcuk off before driving off.

endacl

I predict reasonable and balanced discourse...

DarkJager

We need a rentokill especially for vermin bastards like this, shoot on sight

TheLastMohican

You live in a barrio, Senor Surez

dodderangler

DarkJager wrote: »

We need a rentokill especially for vermin bastards like this, shoot on sight

Easily done.
Big cardboard box with a string attached to a stick holding it up.
Place a gud "Dag" under it or a bit of copper under it and when he comes along to rob it pull the string.
Problem solved

Festy

It's their culture.

darragh o meara

They've been at that crack for years. I used to work in a commercial dealership years back and they'd come in and rob them any chance they got. We even had one case where a lad had a van in for doe test and failed on two tyres, low and behold that night two spares went missing from new stock parked outside. He had the cheek to come in the following day for a retest with them fitted to his van... What he didn't know was that the spares were marked a few days prior with ink that shows up under blacklight... The van failed the doe and he had to get his own wheels and tyres from his home and fit them at the side of the road before meeting the cops.

Culture my hole.

Ruu

well, you had a spare so....

dodderangler

darragh o meara wrote: »

They've been at that crack for years. I used to work in a commercial dealership years back and they'd come in and rob them any chance they got. We even had one case where a lad had a van in for doe test and failed on two tyres, low and behold that night two spares went missing from new stock parked outside. He had the cheek to come in the following day for a retest with them fitted to his van... What he didn't know was that the spares were marked a few days prior with ink that shows up under blacklight... The van failed the doe and he had to get his own wheels and tyres from his home and fit them at the side of the road before meeting the cops.

Culture my hole.

Happened to my old job in Toyota. We had all our new stock two mins away in a yard. All makes an models in the yard and all new and it was about 3 weeks before Xmas and 12 cars had all the alloys nicked off them and the cars were just left on the ground with the discs in the mud. Not even blocks holding them up.
Some crack getting them all drove up to the garage with 4 yellow spare wheels on them. He'll f alot faster with them on aswell.

narddog

To be fair it's the 95% of bad 'uns giving the rest of them a bad name.

RustyNut

luis suarez wrote: »

Watching the tv an hour ago and a knock comes to the door.Wondering who at the door at that hour i answer it and it's a neighbour telling me he went outside to have a smoke and two knackers were jacking up the brothers jeep.

They had stole the spare tyre from the back of it and were using the jack when they seen him and drove off.What in the name of god has the world come to when people are stealing tyres :eek: I actually had to laugh at it.

The knackers can't deny this.There was travellers trying to sell crap in the area today and the neighbour seen them and they told him to fcuk off before driving off.

You can't go around calling minorities names like knackers in these enlightened days.
This social group shall be known as Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers, going forward. :pac:

Elbaston

darragh o meara wrote: »

Culture my hole.

To culture - Verb
Maintain (tissue cells, bacteria, etc.) in conditions suitable for growth.


Any volunteers?

Push Pop

luis suarez wrote: »

Watching the tv an hour ago and a knock comes to the door.Wondering who at the door at that hour i answer it and it's a neighbour telling me he went outside to have a smoke and two knackers were jacking up the brothers jeep.

They had stole the spare tyre from the back of it and were using the jack when they seen him and drove off.What in the name of god has the world come to when people are stealing tyres :eek: I actually had to laugh at it.

The knackers can't deny this.There was travellers trying to sell crap in the area today and the neighbour seen them and they told him to fcuk off before driving off.

Look, if we increased their dole to their liking they wouldn't need to steal, quit the racism.

token101

A racist thread started by a poster called Luis Suarez :pac:

dodderangler

RustyNut wrote: »

You can't go around calling minorities names like knackers in these enlightened days.
This social group shall be known as Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers, going forward. :pac:

Don't forget they also prefer
Socialising Caravan Utilising Members

FearDark

Better not say anything bad about knackers. This is boards.ie.

Knackers are great. Isn't that right mods.

Lux23

I bet you're all pillars of society yourselves.

Jamie2k9

Lux23 wrote: »

I bet you're all pillars of society yourselves.

Making excuses for robbers.........

Is this topic close to home for you :rolleyes:

Clandestine

Say anything bad about travellers or gypsies? (nearly) everyone agrees with you

Say anything about other minorities? Probable ban + "how can you be so racist?"

Corvo Attano

Lux23 wrote: »

I bet you're all pillars of society yourselves.

I have yet to rob my neighbours tyres so I'm going a better job than the lot in the OP.

Depp

dodderangler wrote: »

Happened to my old job in Toyota. We had all our new stock two mins away in a yard. All makes an models in the yard and all new and it was about 3 weeks before Xmas and 12 cars had all the alloys nicked off them and the cars were just left on the ground with the discs in the mud. Not even blocks holding them up.
Some crack getting them all drove up to the garage with 4 yellow spare wheels on them. He'll f alot faster with them on aswell.

that was the christmas shopping id say...gettin the relatives sets of alloys for their houses...dirty theivin cnuts anyway...no respect for the law

Goodshape

*saw

RayM

If nothing else, threads about the travelling community serve as an excellent litmus test for idiocy.

Karl Stein

Reminds of when the teacher left the classroom as a school kid.

lkionm

RayM wrote: »

If nothing else, threads about the travelling community serve as an excellent litmus test for idiocy.

Kinda like culling season for the mods as well.

I learnt my lesson with the last great bash. I see many other lesson lying in wait.

lkionm

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

Reminds of when the teacher left the classroom as a school kid.

FRUITBOWL

narddog

Lux23 wrote: »

I bet you're all pillars of society yourselves.

Not really. Have too many faults to list here, but I generally don't involve myself in thievery on an epic scale and sit on my hole expecting the tax payer to fund my indolent lifestyle.

ardle1

luis suarez wrote: »

Watching the tv an hour ago and a knock comes to the door.Wondering who at the door at that hour i answer it and it's a neighbour telling me he went outside to have a smoke and two knackers were jacking up the brothers jeep.

They had stole the spare tyre from the back of it and were using the jack when they seen him and drove off.What in the name of god has the world come to when people are stealing tyres :eek: I actually had to laugh at it.

The knackers can't deny this.There was travellers trying to sell crap in the area today and the neighbour seen them and they told him to fcuk off before driving off.

Travellers or not! surely if you caught someone doing that,it would be in your power to commence attack, with what ever you had at your disposal! Now I know you didn't catch them in the act, so just wondering where would the law stand if you actually did catch them and approached with, eh lets say a very sharp sword......

Jamie2k9

ardle1 wrote: »

Travellers or not! surely if you caught someone doing that,it would be in your power to commence attack, with what ever you had at your disposal! Now I know you didn't catch them in the act, so just wondering where would the law stand if you actually did catch them and approached with, eh lets say a very sharp sword......

If they are on your land and have/are/about to commit an act the you have every right to attack them and it might make them think twice. People need to stand up and stop their thieves. Hopefully the next house they call to, theu won't get away with it.

Goodshape

narddog wrote: »

Not really. Have too many faults to list here, but I generally don't involve myself in thievery on an epic scale and sit on my hole expecting the tax payer to fund my indolent lifestyle.

Ah come on now, this isn't the thread for discussing bankers and politicians.

Back on topic. Please.

RustyNut

ardle1 wrote: »

Travellers or not! surely if you caught someone doing that,it would be in your power to commence attack, with what ever you had at your disposal! Now I know you didn't catch them in the act, so just wondering where would the law stand if you actually did catch them and approached with, eh lets say a very sharp sword......

You should ask frog ward that.







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