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Your majesty - They cooked our swan

  • 21-08-2013 6:20pm
    #1
    Mr McBoatface
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    Your majesty - They cooked our swan

    So it seems a royal swan has been "cooked with its feathers still attached, and meat had been stripped from its carcass" . The remainder of the carcass was taken back to the Swan Lifeline centre to be cremated.

    Afterhours what do think of this crime, how would you imagine the Queen reacted to this shocking news?

    I'm kinda shocked they actually cremated the remains of the bird, a black bag and a bin would have done nicely.....I'd say the queen wants to invade Poland.


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  • #2
    Fr_Dougal
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    Looks like they polished it off.


  • #3
    Karl Stein
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    Foul behaviour altogether by raven nutters no doubt. If it was the Polish, well, toucan play that game.


  • #4
    Wilson.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8 ✭Wilson.


    Cathal Cloch wrote: »
    Fowl behaviour altogether by raven nutters no doubt. If it was the Polish, well, toucan play that game.

    I'm amazed you missed that one.


  • #5
    Karl Stein
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    Wilson. wrote: »
    I'm amazed you missed that one.

    What Sir?


  • #6
    shopaholic01
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    A cygnature move of those involved, they'll be roasted soon enough.


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  • #7
    Wilson.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8 ✭Wilson.


    Cathal Cloch wrote: »
    What Sir?
    Cathal Cloch wrote: »
    Fowl behaviour altogether by raven nutters no doubt. If it was the Polish, well, toucan play that game.
    1


  • #8
    todders
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 219 ✭✭todders


    Swan


  • #9
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Wilson. wrote: »
    1
    I think I get it, but I think you mean the royal 'we', not 'one'.


  • #10
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Philip has turned feral, is a more likely scenario.


  • #11
    Ilik Urgee
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    You can't bate a good ole barbecued Royale with Cheese

    Finger lickin' good


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  • #12
    shopaholic01
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    wazky wrote: »
    Philip has turned feral, is a more likely scenario.
    Philip is a hoot! Or should I say Trumpeter?


  • #13
    Mr McBoatface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,579 ✭✭✭Mr McBoatface


    wazky wrote: »
    Philip has turned feral, is a more likely scenario.

    Another Royal conspiracy theory ?? A credible one at least. Well done sir


  • #14
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Absolute pheasants!!

    Everyone knows that plucking a swan first is the best way to roast it.

    Crispy swan skin FTW!


  • #15
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    MadsL wrote: »
    Everyone knows that plucking a swan first is the best way to roast it.

    If Philip did eat it, I'm sure it was well "phlucked" beforehand.


  • #16
    Chareth Cutestory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Chareth Cutestory


    Clearly the work of some birdbrained individual. Makes for aviary interesting discussion, even though I find the subject matter a little hard to swallow...:o


  • #17
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    wazky wrote: »
    Philip has turned feral, is a more likely scenario.

    Nah. Fergie has been raised by deer in Windsor Park since 2009. Think about it, when did you last see her.


  • #18
    Christ the Redeemer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 463 ✭✭Christ the Redeemer


    "Park wardens made the gruesome discovery in Windsor" -

    This pisses me off. would the eaten remains of a god dam chicken be described like this? Sky, you are not even news anymore. simply an outrage peddler like the rest of the **** media in England.


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